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Beauty & Style Defecating oneself

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blueboy25 said:
Turtle head or touching cloth are the one's I hear quite a bit.

A few months back a mate of mine described a close encounter, as 'the big brown dog barking at the back door'.
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Friend of mine used to describe it as giving birth to an Angolan.
 

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Haven't shit myself since I was a baby.
 
Ewwww! What a disgusting thread. Many have said that i go on about farts. This thread goes just a little too far!
Nobody needs to know if you have pissed or shat yourself in public.
 
Was desperately close the other week coming home from the Mrs with a brutal hangover. Another 10 seconds and I was in all sorts of trouble. But you can all relax cause I made it :thumbsu:
 
stevo2spitta said:
Ewwww! What a disgusting thread. Many have said that i go on about farts. This thread goes just a little too far!
Nobody needs to know if you have pissed or shat yourself in public.
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Oh shit.
 

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I'm 20 and the past 2 years have taught me these 2 things.

1) Always take that dump at uni instead of waiting it out until you get home, particularly on an upset stomach. RIP jeans

2) When sick with gastro, never ever trust a fart.
 
TheFreshBanana said:
2) When sick with gastro, never ever trust a fart.
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Omg gastro- when I had it over a 10 day period, I had to go to the doctors once, and the hospital once.

How I made it there and back without having to pull over, I'll never know. An epic miracle. :$
 
The Passenger said:
Was desperately close the other week coming home from the Mrs with a brutal hangover. Another 10 seconds and I was in all sorts of trouble. But you can all relax cause I made it :thumbsu:
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Godd thing you didn't relax too early ... yes, I am a comic genius, or pathetically predictable.

How does this thread deserve the tag "beauty & style"? Maybe its because I'm old and not up to date with fashion, but it doesn't seem to be a particularly beautiful or stylish subject.
 
Howard Littlejohn said:
Godd thing you didn't relax too early ... yes, I am a comic genius, or pathetically predictable.

How does this thread deserve the tag "beauty & style"? Maybe its because I'm old and not up to date with fashion, but it doesn't seem to be a particularly beautiful or stylish subject.
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I think it's a joke. Shitting yourself isn't very stylish ;)
 

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TheFreshBanana said:
I'm 20 and the past 2 years have taught me these 2 things.

1) Always take that dump at uni instead of waiting it out until you get home, particularly on an upset stomach. RIP jeans

2) When sick with gastro, never ever trust a fart.
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Uni was actually the one place where I didn't mind taking a dump in public toilets. There were quite a few toilet blocks that were always clean because they were in places that people would never walk past or in areas that had a high female to male student ratio.
 
Sharted once, luckily in the comforts of my own home. Was having a great day farting and tried to rip an almighty fart and ripped a shit out in the process. Ruined a nice office chair, jocks and my favourite trackies at the time. I remember just ripping off my jocks and trackies and walking out with the chair into the backyard and throwing it out behind the house. A few weeks later mum asked why my chair was behind the house and what the big stain was and i just told her that I had shit myself. I think it was around 17 at the time. Since then no other chairs have been ruined.

Also shat myself big time when I was a kid on one of the shopping centre playground things when I was about 5.
 

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