Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[TheGrizz]

Had a sex change as well?

wut

 

[eth-dog]

Because men can't multitask?

 

[eDPS]

Come on guys even I got eth's joke, although im not sure if that's a good or bad thing....

 

[Drummer_19]

They can't all be comedic gems.

 

[Beerfish]

It's the way he said it.

 

[Runk]

They can't all be comedic gems.

Not even.

 

[The Prosecutor]

Why are we discussing Eth's sex change in this thread?

 

[eDPS]

Why are we discussing Eth's sex change in this thread?

 

[Runk]

Why are we discussing Eth's sex change in this thread?

Cos it's a pearler

 

[Doss]

This place is cray.

 

[The Prosecutor]

Funnily enough, I was just picturing Eth doing this before saying "there's something you should know about me".

 

[Beerfish]

I love trade week.

 

[Whispering_Jack]

That's more than 140 characters.

**** sake they're delirious.

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...r-increases-character-limit-trump-north-korea

 

[Jade]

https://www.theguardian.com/technol...r-increases-character-limit-trump-north-korea

Yeah well...

...that's because...

... * UP SCEZZA!!

 

[Jade]

Come on, I'm ready...

 

[Beerfish]

I am done now. Get him out. Obviously this bloke has never been told No in his life. His arrogance knows no bounds and this Essendon Media induced horseshit is just feeding his ego. Just remember the last bloke that thought he was too good for us and pissed off for fame and fortune snapped his leg in 76 places and became a fat hack and shadow of his former self. Karma is a bitch. Look in the mirror ego boy, the reason you are on the trade table is because of you. Nobody else. You. How you have become the victim in all this is perplexing.

 

[Blind Turn]

I just pictured this guy throwing his computer through a glass wall panel.

 

[DERO]

It has begun.

 

[84859300]

Oh please, please, please can someone with photoshop skills work their magic and give Dodoro a Kim Jong-un hair cut

Jackets Jong-un: The Evil Dictator.

Has a good ring to it.

 

[DapperDon]

sooper melt

Dayam!

That is a super melt, all that's missing is him going into a life story about him being the manager of a pub cover band in the late 90's

 

[Skipper_]

Thanks for the nightmares.

 

[Beerfish]

There's been a clear directive in the media to undersell Jake and force the Dogs to trade. Has to be looked into.

Somebody call the Trade Police!

 

[Runk]

Well done sir

 

[Bomber_Dan]

This was orchestrated by illuminati

This whole saga has a nasty smell, Essendon want to pay him around 650k but only want to part with crumbs, Jake and Conners earn more money but so does Abby, when Geelong come calling the press release her article and they back off, a couple of days later she tweets a pic of Jake in a Ess jumper and quiclkly takes it down again, a premature celebration perhaps, then the Ess media mafia go into action. HaHa maybe, maybe not, too far fetched,it couldn't happen or could it.

 

[iDon]

damm Bomber_Dan . but you missed the follow up which was better.

This whole saga has a nasty smell, Essendon want to pay him around 650k but only want to part with crumbs, Jake and Conners earn more money but so does Abby, when Geelong come calling the press release her article and they back off, a couple of days later she tweets a pic of Jake in a Ess jumper and quiclkly takes it down again, a premature celebration perhaps, then the Ess media mafia go into action. HaHa maybe, maybe not, too far fetched,it couldn't happen or could it.

No different to what Tim Watson, the Velvet Sledgehammer and that Browne clown have been pushing as well.

There's been a clear directive in the media to undersell Jake and force the Dogs to trade. Has to be looked into.