- Joined
- Oct 30, 2007
- Posts
- 6,289
- Reaction score
- 6,458
- AFL Club
- North Melbourne
Demons believe league admin on the take
Rick O'Shea, The Weekly Times
A fairly quiet SFA season has been turned on its head with allegations that the bottom-of-the-ladder Mount Buller Demons believe the league admin Doggiesin08 is on the take, and is guilty of match fixing against their club.
The Weekly Times believes that the Demons expected nothing less than a premiership this season; their young stars with barely a full season of experience behind them being the catalyst to run roughshod over the competition. With this not being the case, and the Demons falling victim to more superior sides, a unnamed Demons source believes that this is due to corruption higher in the ranks.
Everyone knows we have the most exciting young talent in the competition. There is absolutely no reason we shouldn't be 13-0 at this point in time, and I firmly believe that the reason for this is because of a hatred for the club from the admin of the competition. Anyone who believes otherwise has no idea.
When pointed out that there had actually been 14 games played this season, the unnamed source stormed off in a huff, muttering something about not finishing primary school maths at an acceptable level. The Weekly Times believes that the Demons support a new administrator of the competition, preferably someone with biased views towards them and someone who doesn't have any problem with all league players becoming clones of the Demons style, i.e incessant babbling about nothing in particular.
Every Demons source who The Weekly Times contacted backed up this statement.
The Weekly Times contacted several of the league captains and former high profile names to seek their opinion on the story, and fallen great Boncer34 had the following to say:
Look, if they could just get their heads out of their collective asses long enough to realise that they're actually a very average football club there wouldn't be a problem. Instead they're going around in a deluded state claiming they have the best young list in the league. Perhaps they haven't realised that young doesn't automatically equal good. Now if you'd excuse me I need to take this sledgehammer over to my good friend Biggie.
League admin Doggiesin08 had a few words on the matter:
I haven't had any formal complaints from the Demons, so until then this isn't a matter for me to be worried about. Would you like to stay, eat eclairs with me and work on expansion for the league? I'm sure at least one club won't mind moving up to the Gold Coast.
An unnamed Demons player:
It's well known that Doggies does not have the best of feelings towards us. We at the mighty Demons take this competition very seriously and abide by the highest of moral standards. We are a club of high moral values and we feel it is our righteous duty to comment on anything that we deem to be not reaching of those standards. So it is under this oath that we have decided to comment on the situation. Not out loud of course, but amongst ourselves.
More on this story as it comes, as The Weekly Times believes there is more to this story than meets the eye.
Rick O'Shea, The Weekly Times
A fairly quiet SFA season has been turned on its head with allegations that the bottom-of-the-ladder Mount Buller Demons believe the league admin Doggiesin08 is on the take, and is guilty of match fixing against their club.
The Weekly Times believes that the Demons expected nothing less than a premiership this season; their young stars with barely a full season of experience behind them being the catalyst to run roughshod over the competition. With this not being the case, and the Demons falling victim to more superior sides, a unnamed Demons source believes that this is due to corruption higher in the ranks.
Everyone knows we have the most exciting young talent in the competition. There is absolutely no reason we shouldn't be 13-0 at this point in time, and I firmly believe that the reason for this is because of a hatred for the club from the admin of the competition. Anyone who believes otherwise has no idea.
When pointed out that there had actually been 14 games played this season, the unnamed source stormed off in a huff, muttering something about not finishing primary school maths at an acceptable level. The Weekly Times believes that the Demons support a new administrator of the competition, preferably someone with biased views towards them and someone who doesn't have any problem with all league players becoming clones of the Demons style, i.e incessant babbling about nothing in particular.
Every Demons source who The Weekly Times contacted backed up this statement.
The Weekly Times contacted several of the league captains and former high profile names to seek their opinion on the story, and fallen great Boncer34 had the following to say:
Look, if they could just get their heads out of their collective asses long enough to realise that they're actually a very average football club there wouldn't be a problem. Instead they're going around in a deluded state claiming they have the best young list in the league. Perhaps they haven't realised that young doesn't automatically equal good. Now if you'd excuse me I need to take this sledgehammer over to my good friend Biggie.
League admin Doggiesin08 had a few words on the matter:
I haven't had any formal complaints from the Demons, so until then this isn't a matter for me to be worried about. Would you like to stay, eat eclairs with me and work on expansion for the league? I'm sure at least one club won't mind moving up to the Gold Coast.
An unnamed Demons player:
It's well known that Doggies does not have the best of feelings towards us. We at the mighty Demons take this competition very seriously and abide by the highest of moral standards. We are a club of high moral values and we feel it is our righteous duty to comment on anything that we deem to be not reaching of those standards. So it is under this oath that we have decided to comment on the situation. Not out loud of course, but amongst ourselves.
More on this story as it comes, as The Weekly Times believes there is more to this story than meets the eye.
.
.
