#dimma2carlton after the bye BLUES 2023 FLAG LOCK MEGATHREAD V14

[Elmer_Judd]

I haven't seen him in over a decade anyway.

Weird time to return when we are just as sh*t as we have ever been.

 

[kreuze_missile]

Well you have recent evidence of how well this works.

Malty had us playin finals & got us gun Daisy too.

Rinse repeat

 

[Iskender Time]

Buckley would have to be ready to coach again.

 

[Chronz]

He'll have to turnover the list first, If everything comes together you may start playing finals in 2029.

 

[the avoca drover]

Carlton have been the joke of the AFL for two decades now.

It’s a beautiful thing.

 

[Pistol Night]

Not sure whats more demented, the OP or his photochop skillz

That's photoshop? I thought it looked like their normal s**t polo's

 

[Cyclops]

Starting to see the comedic potential here, get on board.

Dimma takes a few weeks off, takes over the reins at Carlton.

Of course they keep losing, that's not why he's there. Within a month 100% female staff members are pregnant.

Meanwhile Princes Park is fitted with giant rockets (courtesy of Elon), and an extraordinary general meeting of all players and supporters is called.

All 9000 of them attend, and Dimma flips his switch: the stadium lifts off into orbit and launches into the sun.

 

[V_23]

Starting to see the comedic potential here, get on board.

Dimma takes a few weeks off, takes over the reins at Carlton.

Of course they keep losing, that's not why he's there. Within a month 100% female staff members are pregnant.

Meanwhile Princes Park is fitted with giant rockets (courtesy of Elon), and an extraordinary general meeting of all players and supporters is called.

All 9000 of them attend, and Dimma flips his switch: the stadium lifts off into orbit and launches into the sun.

Better win the flag this year, Leppitsch will probably be coaching the Tiges in ‘24, and we all know he’s the real brains behind the Pies.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Baggers to give Matthew Lloyd the coaching gig. For shits & giggles.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Better win the flag this year, Leppitsch will probably be coaching the Tiges in ‘24, and we all know he’s the real brains behind the Pies.

 

[Chronz]

Carlton need more than Dimma to reach top 8.

 

[Iskender Time]

Better win the flag this year, Leppitsch will probably be coaching the Tiges in ‘24, and we all know he’s the real brains behind the Pies.

I would not be just a muffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
And perhaps I'd deserve you and be
Even worthy even you
If I only had a brain.

- Carlolton probably.

 

[kreuze_missile]

ONLY 1 MORE WEEK THEN DIMMA TIME