Do flies sleep?

[Duritz]

That's right, sleep.

I've been sitting here watching the footy show and having a couple of beers, while my harem of Swedish models massage my nether regions, and this bloody fly has been hanging around. I've swung at him a couple of times, but he has evaded my ninja like reflexes.

Then, it occurred to me - what's this bloody fly doing awake anyway? During the day, they're awake, disturbing my nap in the hammock as my Swedish model harem swing it very gently for me, and now during the night it's bloody well flying around too!

What's the deal here??

 

[Bender_]

Maybe it's the stench of shit emanating from your Lions guernsey that's attracting them to you.

 

[Close to 17]

They never sleep.

The only time they aren't buzzing around is when the Lions are playing

Like the rest of us they enjoy having a good laugh

 

[Dan]

 

[Present Not Past]

Flies fly and then they die. Oh, in between they engage in as much sex as they can, crawl all over as much crap as is possible and give birth to thousands of maggots - sounds a bit like your average Collingwood supporter.

 

[Close to 17]

Flies fly and then they die. Oh, in between they engage in as much sex as they can, crawl all over as much crap as is possible and give birth to thousands of maggots - sounds a bit like your average Collingwood supporter.

Or Ricky Nixon

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Maybe it's the stench of shit emanating from your Lions guernsey that's attracting them to you.

Ahahah yes, so true

 

[Duritz]

This fly.... fair dinkum.

Here I am this morning, having a coffee, and the bloody fly is STILL IN HERE!! He's spent the bloody NIGHT in here! FFS!!

I'm just trying to have my coffee, and he's all "buzz buzz f**king buzz" around me, annoying the SHIT out of me.

So, I'm calling him Eddie Betts the fly, and I'm swatting at him with my hand, and FINALLY, I connect, and hit him. I feel the sweet sensation of the connection with the back of my hand, and the fly hurtles downwards, wounded, hopefully mortally..... and the little bastard landed in my coffee.

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Flies fly and then they die. Oh, in between they engage in as much sex as they can, crawl all over as much crap as is possible and give birth to thousands of maggots - sounds a bit like your average Collingwood supporter.

nice one

 

[LiterallyNobody]

This fly.... fair dinkum.

Here I am this morning, having a coffee, and the bloody fly is STILL IN HERE!! He's spent the bloody NIGHT in here! FFS!!

I'm just trying to have my coffee, and he's all "buzz buzz f**king buzz" around me, annoying the SHIT out of me.

So, I'm calling him Eddie Betts the fly, and I'm swatting at him with my hand, and FINALLY, I connect, and hit him. I feel the sweet sensation of the connection with the back of my hand, and the fly hurtles downwards, wounded, hopefully mortally..... and the little bastard landed in my coffee.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Flies fly and then they die. Oh, in between they engage in as much sex as they can, crawl all over as much crap as is possible and give birth to thousands of maggots - sounds a bit like your average Collingwood supporter.

But do flies collect welfare?

 

[Duritz]

This is TOTY, that's what.

 

[XXX5]

This fly.... fair dinkum.

Here I am this morning, having a coffee, and the bloody fly is STILL IN HERE!! He's spent the bloody NIGHT in here! FFS!!

I'm just trying to have my coffee, and he's all "buzz buzz f**king buzz" around me, annoying the SHIT out of me.

So, I'm calling him Eddie Betts the fly, and I'm swatting at him with my hand, and FINALLY, I connect, and hit him. I feel the sweet sensation of the connection with the back of my hand, and the fly hurtles downwards, wounded, hopefully mortally..... and the little bastard landed in my coffee.

Just like Vozzy is still with you.

But you'd need a very big coffee mug to swat his head into.

 

[Quivorir]

I laughed, would read again

 

[woopedazz]

What word rhymes with fly and starts with li

It never landed in your coffee and you never hit it. I asked your Swedish landlady when she did an inspection earlier.

 

[PieBeast]

Flies fly and then they die. Oh, in between they engage in as much sex as they can, crawl all over as much crap as is possible and give birth to thousands of maggots - sounds a bit like your average Collingwood supporter.

Maybe you can tell us how the piece of shit that is St Fiddla FC came to existence?

 

[vjknight]

Flies fly and then they die. Oh, in between they engage in as much sex as they can, crawl all over as much crap as is possible and give birth to thousands of maggots - sounds a bit like your average Collingwood supporter.

hmmm - never saw flies as the backbone of the AFL.

something to ponder.

 

[JuddsABlue]

This fly.... fair dinkum.

Here I am this morning, having a coffee, and the bloody fly is STILL IN HERE!! He's spent the bloody NIGHT in here! FFS!!

I'm just trying to have my coffee, and he's all "buzz buzz f**king buzz" around me, annoying the SHIT out of me.

So, I'm calling him Eddie Betts the fly, and I'm swatting at him with my hand, and FINALLY, I connect, and hit him. I feel the sweet sensation of the connection with the back of my hand, and the fly hurtles downwards, wounded, hopefully mortally..... and the little bastard landed in my coffee.

check your spare room, if the fly slept in the bed, then the answer if obvious

 

[chefmeister]

But do flies collect welfare?

Only if they cant steal it...

 

[theVokelYokel]

only when taking medication do flies sleep (see ben cousins)

 

[Gray Day]

I liked it better when you were crapping on about how good Brisbane's youth are.

 

[Bay 13 God]

There is a lot of flies, doubt it is the same one.

They need to sleep so they have energy for the flying.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

There is a lot of flies, doubt it is the same one.

They need to sleep so they have energy for the flying.

I think we've found our entomologist.