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[hufus]

Geez Brandon Ellis looks like he didnt eat a vegetable until he was 20

 

[Plugger35]

Nice goal from the Bulldogs umpires.

 

[Mofra]

Wally!!!

 

[Dinsdale]

Napolean Dynamite witha joe the Goose

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Wally!!!

 

[Jazny]

Thanks for scheduling this unwatchable game tonight, Gill!

 

[Dinsdale]

Thanks for scheduling this unwatchable game tonight, Gill!

what do you think of the Bulldogs hairstyles? the rest of us dont like them

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Thanks for scheduling this unwatchable game tonight, Gill!

All that money and he can’t even afford a crystal ball to see which games are going to be good. Loser.

 

[Mofra]

Get out of the way umpire!

 

[Dinsdale]

why are we suffering this 4th rate commentatory team

 

[chelseacarlton]

she has a great vocabulary you should be proud, and retort "could a legless dog cook this stupendous meal?"

My dog is like Mofra, she makes a lot of weird noise when you scratch her belly, but she’s an idiot!
no offence! Of course, I love my dog.

 

[zackah]

I thought they called off the AFLW season?

 

[hufus]

why are we suffering this 4th rate commentatory team

I swear there's a sadist at fox footy who keeps putting Nick Riewoldt on the roster for Dogs games

 

[Mofra]

My dog is like Mofra, she makes a lot of weird noise when you scratch her belly, but she’s an idiot!
no offence! Of course, I love my dog.

I am so conflicted

 

[Dinsdale]

My dog is like Mofra, she makes a lot of weird noise when you scratch her belly, but she’s an idiot!
no offence! Of course, I love my dog.

I have 2 dogs. 1 is an escape artist, can climb a 2m chainlink fence, I've given up trying to keep her in the yard. The other is a bitzer with a bad memory, sniffs everything even if he just sniffed it.

Neither can cook.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Let's play a drinking game. Have a shot every time:

• Derwayne mentions the winner will be 3rd tonight/in the 8 at the end of the round and the loser won't be
• Macrae throws himself to the ground like a toddler in a supermarket
• You see a player Carlton should have drafted instead of Sam Walsh

 

[Dinsdale]

Let's play a drinking game. Have a shot every time:

• Derwayne mentions the winner will be 3rd tonight/in the 8 at the end of the round and the loser won't be
• Macrae throws himself to the ground like a toddler in a supermarket
• You see a player Carlton should have drafted instead of Sam Walsh

are you trying to get me drunk?

 

[Mofra]

Over Bont's head is still not too high

 

[chelseacarlton]

Oh Jesus, not you too

I haven't seen my hubby in 6 months, I wouldn't recommend it

I’ll send the missus......

 

[brett15]

woof woof woof

 

[chelseacarlton]

I am so conflicted

I’m here for you, you cheeky stick chaser!

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Man buns should be an offence punishable by hanging.

 

[Mofra]

I’m here for you, you cheeky stick chaser!♥

Liver treat or GTFO

 

[chelseacarlton]

I have 2 dogs. 1 is an escape artist, can climb a 2m chainlink fence, I've given up trying to keep her in the yard. The other is a bitzer with a bad memory, sniffs everything even if he just sniffed it.

Neither can cook.

Dogs are like drunk uncles, I’m a drunk uncle, but the difference is, I’m don’t shit on the deck, I shit on the spare bed!

 

[Dinsdale]

come on sunnies you useless plastics.

Dogs are like drunk uncles, I’m a drunk uncle, but the difference is, I’m don’t sh*t on the deck, I sh*t on the spare bed!

none of my drunk Uncles climbed a 2m fence to get to a roo carcass and leave bits of it on my deck coz they realised they werent actually hungry