Dr Nick Riviera Appreciation Thread

[Gridlock'd]

This thread is in appreciation of the comic genius that is Dr Nick Riviera.

Some Dr Nick quotes:

"Your son is a very sick boy. Just look at these x-rays. You see that dark spot there? Whiplash. And this smudge here that looks like my fingerprint...no, that's trauma!"

"The knee bone's connected to the...something! The something's connected to the...red thing! The red thing's connected to my...wrist watch! Uh oh."

"One, two, three...Out like a light! Oops, maybe if I fiddle with these knobs. Hey, I smell gas. Pleasant gas. Night night gas."

"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing....till I jam this down your throat!"

"The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money."

And of course "Hi Everybody!"

 

[drew_j]

Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Dr. Nick Riviera where are the bodies?

"Such a nice day. I think I'll go out the window."

 

[emperor]

'The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy!'

and then.....

Coroner guy:"Among the 160 gravest charges are: performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaraunt."
Dr. Nick: "But I cleaned them with my napkin!"

 

[vast]

cant remember the quote exactly, but something along lines of

"you went to the hollywood upstairs medical school too?"

 

[emperor]

cant remember the quote exactly, but something along lines of

"you went to the hollywood upstairs medical school too?"

ahaha yeah i was trying to remember the name of Dr Nick's medical school i thought that was it but i wasn't sure

 

[Smell The Glove]

One of the funniest lines fromt he Simpsons ever:

Patient (grabs Dr Nick): Dr Nick Riviera???
Dr Nick: Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGregg. With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

 

[spell_check]

Holy smokes! You need booze!

 

[TuskenRaider]

One of the funniest lines fromt he Simpsons ever:

Patient (grabs Dr Nick): Dr Nick Riviera???
Dr Nick: Well if it isn't my old friend Mr McGregg. With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!

Beat me to it! One of my favourites.

 

[drew_j]

Free nose jobs for everyone!

-looks at Jasper-

Ugh! You first!

That whole 22 short stories about Springfield is awesome.

 

[Shell]

"Improper use of the cadavers"...

"I get here earlier, when i use the car pool lane!!!!"

 

[Sam the RAMA fan]

"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing....till I jam this down your throat!"



Just a dumb ass,
but a good one...cracks you up every time!

Don't forget poor ol Gill...the sales guy!!!

 

[Cleavy]

"You'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocotastic!"

Don't forget poor ol Gill...the sales guy!!!

"The wolf's at ol' Gil's door."

 

[ManWithNoName]

"Hey honey you shoulda seen me with that last customer...no, but I came that close and...is that Bill? You told me it was over!! Ohh NO DON'T PUT HIM ON!!! Hi Bill, how are you"

Gil is a legend.

 

[Cleavy]

"Hey honey you shoulda seen me with that last customer...no, but I came that close and...is that Bill? You told me it was over!! Ohh NO DON'T PUT HIM ON!!! Hi Bill, how are you"

Fred, not Bill. Loved his rotary-dial cell phone too.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Dr Nick, legend amongst men, best charecter ever almost

 

[Scott MacFlaherty]

"Seriously baby, I can prescribe anything I want"

 

[Lucev23]

"Bump Everybody!"

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Lionel Hutz: "Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor, I'm not a doctor, the boy's not a doctor. The only person in this room that even comes close is this man."
Dr. Nick: "Stop...you're embarrassing me!"

 

[Arcadion]

Call 1800-DOCTORB. The B is for Bargain!

 

[Warwick]

"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing....till I jam this down your throat!"



Just a dumb ass,
but a good one...cracks you up every time!

Don't forget poor ol Gill...the sales guy!!!

Although Dr Nick is great, Gill is the best character on The Simpsons by far. "Close the deal, Gill, close the deal".

 

[spell_check]

Although Dr Nick is great, Gill is the best character on The Simpsons by far. "Close the deal, Gill, close the deal".

He would be my favourite as well.

Now lets talk rustproofing...these Colecos will rust up on ya like that...uh...Shut up Gil!

 

[Alkaline]

Holy smokes! You need booze!

Haha, I love that quote!

 

[HBF]

Although Dr Nick is great, Gill is the best character on The Simpsons by far. "Close the deal, Gill, close the deal".

Homer>>every other Simpsons character

 

[AngelEyes]

Dr Nick, legend amongst men, best charecter ever almost

Thats a great montage!


I like Dr Nick, but Sideshow Bob is my favourite Gill is also good, and Hans Moleman....*man getting hit by football*

But as someone else said, homer still makes the show.