Drunken Mistakes

[Hand]

So, the other night I hooked up with a girl I've hated since the day I met her. She's loved by the girls in my friendship group and therefore always gets invited to the events my friends put on; whether it be a pub crawl, club night, house party or just quiet drinks in the city. I'm a pretty upfront person, to be honest... she knows I can't stand her. And whenever we are out and we're both pissed, she always seems to confront me, questioning me as to why I'm not a fan of her.

The other night was no different: house party in the northern suburbs, 11pm-ish, I was absolutely wrecked, she could barely stand up.. and she pulls me away into a bedroom, starts interrogating me etc. I just told her to shut up and go lie down, but then she kisses me. I was so intoxicated that I barely realised how big a mistake I was making.. so I went with it. After a few minutes of kissing her, I seemed to get my conscious back, and removed myself from the situation. I still can't believe what I did. I feel so awful.

I've kept saying to myself over the past few days: "Let it go, we've all done regretful things while under the influence."- but I can't let it go. I never want to drink again, even though being a teenager it is something I do/enjoy on a regular basis.

So I ask you, the members of BigFooty- to share any mistakes you have made in your lifetime, whilst under the influence of alcohol. PLEASE, I feel so ashamed right now, haha.

 

[thekelvin]

Lol! Why would that be a mistake or something you're ashamed of?
I'm always really turned on by girls I can't stand. I think you should have gone for the **** to be honest.

Mistakes I've made when drinking..... In the old days I would do the usual things of trying to hook up with girls that had long friend-zoned me etc. The only big mistakes I can think of is socializing with the wrong people and getting into a fight. Epic chode behaviour.

 

[Quivorir]

When I worked at KFC, they used to keep all their drinks in a shipping container out back. I was at a party just over the road and thought that id walk over and help myself to the drinks. Found a shopping trolley along the way so filled that and took it to my car a few times. Soooooooooooooo much pepsi!

Also once did the same thing you did, word for word. Actually did it twice.

 

[The_Reaper]

Should have had delicious consensual hate sex.

 

[Hand]

Should have had delicious consensual hate sex.

The thought of having sex with her makes me dry retch

 

[dales.girl38]

Seriously though, why don't you like her?

 

[The_Reaper]

Seriously though, why don't you like her?

This probably explains it

The thought of having sex with her makes me dry retch

 

[dales.girl38]

I'm sure it's because he finds her physically unattractive, but he seems to have a problem associating with her at all.

 

[Hand]

I'm sure it's because he finds her physically unattractive, but he seems to have a problem associating with her at all.

This; if she was hot I'd be totally up for a hate-****

 

[ioppolo]

Tried to plow one of my best mates sister once. One of those things we've agreed to never speak of again.

 

[The_Reaper]

Tried to plow one of my best mates sister once. One of those things we've agreed to never speak of again.

I know a bloke who has actually plowed one of his mates mothers.

Whilst he was living with them after leaving his own house.

 

[kfc1]

pics

 

[ioppolo]

I know a bloke who has actually plowed one of his mates mothers.

One of my mates from work has said he'd banged one of his mates mums when he was drunk as a teenager.

 

[BALKAN]

Harden the f##k up OP!!!!

 

[blueboy25]

i was hammered at Perth Cup about 15 years ago and bumped in to a old high school flame of mine. She had put on a bit of weight since I last saw her.

I started our conversation by congratulating her on being pregnant. When she told me she wasn't pregnant, I then congratulated her on her on having given birth recently.

That was pretty much the end of our conversation

 

[Zach Package]

I once threw a kebab at a taxi on glenferrie road because he refused to take me home, ironically not because i was pissed, but because I was eating a kebab :/

 

[Quivorir]

I once threw a kebab at a taxi on glenferrie road because he refused to take me home, ironically not because i was pissed, but because I was eating a kebab :/

So did he let you in afterwards then?

 

[Zach Package]

So did he let you in afterwards then?

nah, funnily enough that made him angrier...

 

[Gough]

I once got crabs from a roll in the hay with some random when I was pissed. Itchy little buggers.

 

[The_Reaper]

One of my mates from work has said he'd banged one of his mates mums when he was drunk as a teenager.

Wouldn't be impossible that it's the same bloke.

 

[Julius Seizure]

Waking up with an ex at her new bfs house. I assume he was out of town. Never fled so quick in my life in a morning.

 

[Plugger35]

Tripping over a tent wire in the Pamplona campground the night before we were going to run with the bulls and badly spraining my ankle.

Put me out of action the next day, was gutted as it was something I really wanted to do but I still tell people I did it anyway.

 

[tobsdad]

Got Married

 

[Hand]

Harden the f##k up OP!!!!

I'm harder than you could ever hope to be, you absolute flog.

It's just that ugly birds that I hate aren't really my type, and hooking up with them is always going to have some consequence, one way or another.

 

[stralia]

Drunk as **** at a mates going away party I hooked up with this equally drunk as **** random (5/10). She kept going on about how she gives great blowjobs so we walk to her place which was just around the corner. So fast forward and I'm standing on the bed getting blow'd and it's okay but not great when all of a sudden she starts going the deep throat and, bam, power spews all over me and the bed... The real ****ed up part is we just threw a blanket over it and finished up.

Chartreuse green shots. Never again.