Drunken Mistakes

[Jizzy_Wizzy]

I drove my sister's best friend home from work one night. When I asked for fuel money, she said no and invited me inside. We shotted a bottle of Skyy vodka, watched a few episodes of Modern Family and had sex. Early next morning, I pinch $20 off her tallboy for fuel and tiptoe through the house, being careful not to wake anyone up. When I reached the front door, I saw her brother was up playing playstation. I said "seeya, mate" to him and he just looked at me, making sex faces. Next Monday at school, rumours were hot that I was with this girl. My sister confronted me about the rumours and of course I dismissed them. When she asked her best friend about them, she tearfully confessed everything and I'm pretty sure there was a fight. My sister didn't talk to me for nearly two weeks in the aftermath.

It's been nearly two years since that night and they're still cold towards each other.

tl;dr: drove sister's bestie home, got drunk and nailed her, her brother tells every syd what we did, my sister finds out and goes apeshit and they're no longer mates.

You asked her for fuel money?

Got your end in,

And then stole $20 off her?

You're an average bloke.

 

[MrKK]

Been on the cans all day with a mate and tagged along to a house party hosted by a couple he was friends with. Rocked up steaming drunk and 10 minutes after arrival went for a dump and promptly fell asleep on the can with the door locked in the only bathroom in the house. Apparently it took at least 30mins of banging the door to wake me up. I still cop grief about that whenever I see that couple .

 

[Hot Pocket]

My whole life is one. I believe that began at conception, and almost certainly during the gestation period if my slew of mental illness' and additional chromosomes are anything to go by.

 

[Gasometer]

...the question is-

'do you all have hot sweats thinking about these mess's all these years later' like I occasionally do, or do you just think 'meh'...

 

[Bacon Warrior]

I don't get why it bugged your sister so much.

She hasn't actually told me why it pissed her off so much, but I suspect that she felt betrayed.

You asked her for fuel money?

Got your end in,

And then stole $20 off her?

You're an average bloke.

Cars don't run on generosity, or sexual favours.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

She hasn't actually told me why it pissed her off so much, but I suspect that she felt betrayed.
Cars don't run on generosity, or sexual favours.

I say solid effort, you got with her AND got petrol money. Very successful night/morning.

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

She hasn't actually told me why it pissed her off so much, but I suspect that she felt betrayed.



Cars don't run on generosity, or sexual favours.

Lucky for you they DO run on the proceeds of crime

 

[Yellow Feathers]

You asked her for fuel money?

Got your end in,

And then stole $20 off her?

You're an average bloke.

Does the sex count as payment? She's not a prostitute.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Does the sex count as payment? She's not a prostitute.

A very cheap one apparently. Not even worth $20.

 

[Covertackle]

So, the other night I hooked up with a girl I've hated since the day I met her. She's loved by the girls in my friendship group and therefore always gets invited to the events my friends put on; whether it be a pub crawl, club night, house party or just quiet drinks in the city. I'm a pretty upfront person, to be honest... she knows I can't stand her. And whenever we are out and we're both pissed, she always seems to confront me, questioning me as to why I'm not a fan of her.

The other night was no different: house party in the northern suburbs, 11pm-ish, I was absolutely wrecked, she could barely stand up.. and she pulls me away into a bedroom, starts interrogating me etc. I just told her to shut up and go lie down, but then she kisses me. I was so intoxicated that I barely realised how big a mistake I was making.. so I went with it. After a few minutes of kissing her, I seemed to get my conscious back, and removed myself from the situation. I still can't believe what I did. I feel so awful.

I've kept saying to myself over the past few days: "Let it go, we've all done regretful things while under the influence."- but I can't let it go. I never want to drink again, even though being a teenager it is something I do/enjoy on a regular basis.

So I ask you, the members of BigFooty- to share any mistakes you have made in your lifetime, whilst under the influence of alcohol. PLEASE, I feel so ashamed right now, haha.

Hand...I can see where you are going with that...

 

[Covertackle]

The thought of having sex with her makes me dry retch

Then At least you considered doing it properly...