Drunken sparrows.

[AndSmithMustScore]

Soak some rice or bread in alcohol and feed it to the sparrows.

I have some out there now and a few sparrows and a starling are eating it.

Should get em tanked.

The starling is piggin out big time, he's gonna be shit faced.

 

[Captain Sensible]

I ate the bread myself and now the birds look shitfaced.

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

One sparrow is starting to look a bit wonky, i'll try and get a picture.

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

Ok this is the lil fella that was gobbin into the bread.

He was nibbling away then wobbled a bit and face planted into the bread.

So all was good. Plan working well.

Then this ****ing Indian salesman dude walks up the path and scares em all away.

Now i can't get sparrows pissed cause iv'e run out of anything alcoholic

 

[Captain Sensible]

Now i can't get sparrows pissed cause iv'e run out of anything alcoholic

Hang on. You gave the last of your alcohol to the birds?

 

[- PC -]

Bring the sparrow inside and get him to start pecking at your keyboard and start another thread about typing words using inanimate and animate objects

 

[- PC -]

Hang on. You gave the last of your alcohol to the birds?

Did that every night for 10 years at discos all over Adelaide

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

Hang on. You gave the last of your alcohol to the birds?

No i don't drink alcohol.

One of me mates had left some grog in the fridge.

 

[AndSmithMustScore]

Bring the sparrow inside and get him to start pecking at your keyboard and start another thread about typing words using inanimate and animate objects

He got away.

Didn't even get to see if he flew crooked cause he was pissed.

****in Indians

 

[jimmy35]

Not the first bloke to try and get a couple of birds drunk and take pictures .

 

[raskolnikov]

When I lived in Bowen in North Queensland we had two mango trees in our back yard. The mangoes would ferment and fall off the tree. The birds would come and drink the mango juice and stagger around the backyard drunk, making them sitting ducks for our cat.

 

[Lucev23]

Hahaha What a thread