Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Spearman]

Shake and bake, a series of destructive tests or statistically meaningful non-destructive tests used in science and technology industry that usually includes vibration testing and exposure to potential failure modes such as high temperature or thermal shock.

and it was from an old TV commercial about a bag of pre-mixed chicken coating. Put the chicken in with mix, shake it, then put in oven and bake it. I could and may have been used in calling football or basketball games with the bake referring to 'burning' the opponent with a move. What Will Ferrell was thinking using it, god only knows what goes on inside his head.
Same can be said of DR. I suspect it is his way of saying 'sold some candy'. Or he just likes the rhyming.

 

[Wayne Dwop]

Urban Dictionary: shake and bake

shake and bake: A method of making crystal meth in small batches without a heat source. The method involves mixing and shaking ingredients in a container,...

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shake and bake
A method of making crystal meth in small batches without a heat source. The method involves mixing and shaking ingredients in a container, such as a 2 liter soda bottle. By preparing the drug in small quantities, cookers can avoid purchasing limits on over-the-counter medicines. Addicts can also prepare their own supply, bypassing dealers. Shake and bake meth can be prepared in bathroom stalls and moving vehicles. The chemical reaction involved in shaking the ingredients can create an explosion, and the drug itself has obvious health risks. Also called “one-pot” and “on the go” meth.


Drop step your way out of this one Dwayne.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

****en durbrain.

cant ****en stand his commentating. campaigner

 

[Wosh]

Is Dwayne commentating the Suns/Bombers game tonight?

 

[Mentallo]

Thanks god he wasn't.

 

[TBellicious]

I don’t hate many things in life

But I honestly think Dwayne is what I hate most

 

[Godchin]

"Duck step"

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Dozing off with a shit boring game on when what do I hear .... DUCKSTEP ... Derwayno you hero. Making the game come to life with ludicrous made up ****ing words. You vaghole.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

"Duck step"

We should get t shirts. "I was there when duckstep was born"

 

[Godchin]

We should get t shirts. "I was there when duckstep was born"

Then 5 minutes later he goes with "dodge step".
Surely he's taking the piss.

 

[Mentallo]

"That wallpapers over some huge cracks!!"

No it doesn't you absolute f***stick.

The GWS have kicked 3 goals from frees and just been obliterated by 17th on the ladder.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

campaigner

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Well now you can.

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I can’t get enough of this post.

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

I haven’t heard the following from Dwayne for a while:

“They’re not in this game, but they’re not necessarily out of it either”
- in reference to a side about 5-6 goals down late in the 3rd quarter.

 

[Hoos]

How about the ******** saying "now it's over" when Sydney went 6 goals up with about 4 minutes to play.

 

[Del165198]

Dozing off with a sh*t boring game on when what do I hear .... DUCKSTEP ... Derwayno you hero. Making the game come to life with ludicrous made up ******* words. You vaghole.

Is that what Selwood does every time someone tries to tackle him?

 

[TBellicious]

Couldn’t believe he said duck step last night
Had to rewind to make sure I heard correctly

He has now become a parody of himself

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Would a Goose Step be where you try to step someone but get tackled from the blind side and give away a free kick, making yourself a goose?

 

[Hoos]

Would a Goose Step be where you try to step someone but get tackled from the blind side and give away a free kick, making yourself a goose?

I know someone who makes a ****ing goose of himself every time he calls a game.

 

[Bring-Back-Powell]

Oh no, he’s brought this one back for the North v Lions game:

“And he’s snuck that one in with a coat of paint.”

 

[Mentallo]

Hearing him call this game fills me with hope he won't be calling the Carlton game tonight.

Bad enough watching us play at the moment let alone this campaigner call it.

 

[Greenery]

'Sets it up for the leapers'
May the leapers be cleansed

 

[Greenery]

Yet to hear any real dwaynisms this Eagles game, anyone reckon the producers have told him to put them away?

 

[matthew_s]

Yet to hear any real dwaynisms this Eagles game, anyone reckon the producers have told him to put them away?

him and Eddie in the same comms booth...a young eagles fans dreams come true

 

[CJApples87]

Yet to hear any real dwaynisms this Eagles game, anyone reckon the producers have told him to put them away?

He did say “The sun is shining in the west!!!” When it REALLY wasn’t. It just fit whatever pun he was trying to make after it.