Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Ahern2Boof]

Last night when he was sitting at that desk for Foxfooty alone. He was kind of turned on his side staring at the camera smiling when it came back from a break. Making me feel very uncomfortable.

 

[brucetiki]

That image scares me

 

[Elixuh]

Stop it Mr you're scaring me.

 

[Zarrix]

Looks like a serial killer.

Well he does kill a lot of games with his commentary.

 

[Oscarman]

Bit of gold just before - 'Clancee Pearce beats him off'.

 

[CJApples87]

He was disgraceful today (and yet he was probably better than Eddie). When the game was reasonably close in the first half it was like hearing a Premier League style Fan Zone commentary towards Geelong (apart from the occasionally love when a Freo player did something good).

 

[Sprout]

He was disgraceful today (and yet he was probably better than Eddie). When the game was reasonably close in the first half it was like hearing a Premier League style Fan Zone commentary towards Geelong (apart from the occasionally love when a Freo player did something good).

Didn't watch it but this doesn't surprise me. He doesn't even attempt to withhold his jizz for Port and Geelong.
I can't watch Port games when he's commentating.

 

[CJApples87]

He also said that Geelong's Premiership Window is still open .

 

[bradrowe#32]

He was pathetic today.

 

[PalaceGun]

He was pathetic today.

Just like every other day that ends with a "y".

 

[Tyls83]

He also said that Geelong's Premiership Window is still open .

He got very grumpy with Eddie who suggested that some rebuilding was required .

 

[Dogs Rule]

He also said that Geelong's Premiership Window is still open .

Der-wayne's view:

 

[SydCrow]

Just had our first chaos ball. 2 minutes second quarter.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Biggest lead of the match mentioned?

Should have Dwayne bingo.

 

[Beerfish]

Biggest lead of the match mentioned?

Should have Dwayne bingo.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/dwayne-head-russel-part-2-in-3d.860047/page-67#post-37365682

 

[Private Hudson]

He said yesterday that Patrick Cripps had a growth spurt as a teenager. Yes Dwayne that is generally what happens when you're a teenager.

 

[WCErevival]

With about 30 seconds to go in the game Dwayne says this might turn out to be a big win for the Eagles or something along those lines. I think that was a bit obvious at that point.

 

[PayFL]

Just had our first chaos ball. 2 minutes second quarter.

Ah and Ling last night said 'chaos ball' too

I thought Lingy was above that rubbish.

Dwayne is infecting quite a lot of commentators these days.

 

[SydCrow]

With about 30 seconds to go in the game Dwayne says this might turn out to be a big win for the Eagles or something along those lines. I think that was a bit obvious at that point.

he had already declared party time

 

[BigRough]

And that's BALL!

 

[Mentallo]

There is some WOW Factor there!!!

Been watching Storage Wars on your days off Deeeeerrrrrrwayne?

 

[JUBJUB]

Does Dwayne ever concede a game over before the final siren ?
Gold Coast up by 50pts just before 3/4 time and he still kept going on about Brisbane still being in with a chance to win

 

[Sprout]

"That's NASTY!"

Maybe because I've been making conscious efforts to tune him out for a long time now I didn't notice earlier but this seems to have creeped in a fair bit recently.

Did enjoy him labelling a rather straightforward kick inside 50 by a Suns player as a "spectacular" passage of play. There is never, EVER an occasion where excess hyperbole isn't warranted, and that isn't a hyperbolic statement. I'm convinced he's pretty self-aware these days and plays it up to piss us all off.

People keep saying this and I totally disagree. I don't think he's self aware at all. I just think he drinks his own bath water and believes all the fans love his hyperbole and catchphrases.

But if it is just one big troll then he's an even bigger dickhead than I gave him credit for. The game isn't his playtoy. Do the job properly or piss off.

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Just unbearable. Is ruining a great game.

 

[Keys]

Just unbearable. Is ruining a great game.

Oh come on this games got a grand final feel about it