Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Count Zero]

I don't even want to think about what 'down the stitches' would mean.

I think that it's a reference to the two sets of hash-marks down the centre of an NFL pitch. In other words "down the middle".

 

[deanc]

I always like to imagine him commentating himself having a dump.

"That could be huge."
"Perfection"
"Epic"

"From down town"
"Blasts it!"
"It's long, it's strong!"
"Awesome!"

 

[peternorth]

Anyone noticed his almost daily mentions of port adelaide on sen?

 

[Greenery]

I always like to imagine him commentating himself having a dump.

"That could be huge."
"Perfection"
"Epic"

"Cleans up his own mess"
When you find someones facilities
"He can give and go here"

 

[Dogs Rule]

Anyone noticed his almost daily mentions of port adelaide on sen?

Insufferable. What is it with Adelaide people? Why are so many of them annoying p*****?

 

[Pistol Night]

"From down town"
"Blasts it!"
"It's long, it's strong!"
"Awesome!"

Hahahahaha Gold

 

[Diamond Jim]

Caller to his show today raised the time Bruce Winter knocked Russell’s teeth out - Der-wayne pipes up - “ Oh yes the great Norwood player“......

Bruce Winter played for 7 seasons and a Premiership with Sturt b4 going to Norwood...and playing 7 seasons , 3 games more and in another two flags.

Started as a great high leaping full back but played full fwd for Norwood.

To refer to him as ‘a Norwood player’ is both disrespectful to Sturt Football Club and typical of Der-wayne’s superficiality.

And I’m glad Winter punched is teeth out.

 

[Diamond Jim]

Insufferable. What is it with Adelaide people? Why are so many of them annoying p*****?

We ask ourselves the same thing about Bulldog supporters - actually not quite - we ask why they’re all off the ‘Special Ed’ bus......

 

[Beerfish]

"Cleans up his own mess"
When you find someones facilities
"He can give and go here"

When he doesn't flush properly he

Makes it someone else's problem!

 

[Pistol Night]

When he doesn't flush properly he

Makes it someone else's problem!

Shake and bake

 

[Interceptor]

Caller to his show today raised the time Bruce Winter knocked Russell’s teeth out - Der-wayne pipes up - “ Oh yes the great Norwood player“......

Bruce Winter played for 7 seasons and a Premiership with Sturt b4 going to Norwood...and playing 7 seasons , 3 games more and in another two flags.

Started as a great high leaping full back but played full fwd for Norwood.

To refer to him as ‘a Norwood player’ is both disrespectful to Sturt Football Club and typical of Der-wayne’s superficiality.

And I’m glad Winter punched is teeth out.

Yes Winter played for Sturt first, then Norwood (when Der-wayne played against him), but to be pedantic he played FF for Sturt and FB for Norwood.
Wasn't aware he had belted Der-wayne.

He also got hit by Tom Warhurst in the first night match at Football Park for points:

 

[Diamond Jim]

Yes Winter played for Sturt first, then Norwood (when Der-wayne played against him), but to be pedantic he played FF for Sturt and FB for Norwood.
Wasn't aware he had belted Der-wayne.

He also got hit by Tom Warhurst in the first night match at Football Park for points:

Incorrect.

Bruce Winter played most of his career at Sturt as a FB. Ken Whelan was the FF until 74.

Winter then got moved to FF and kicked 83 goals in two seasons.

He kicked 158 goals for Norwood...so clearly a ‘pinch hitter’ for the Redlegs as well.

 

[Diamond Jim]

PLAYING RECORD

• 175 games and 83 goals for Sturt 1971 – 1978
• 178 games and 158 goals for Norwood 1979 – 1986

PREMIERSHIPS

• Member of premiership team for Sturt 1974
• Member of premiership teams for Norwood 1982, 1984
• Premiership Coach of Woodville-West Torrens 1993

MATCHES FOR SOUTH AUSTRALIA

• 2 matches for South Australia

ACHIEVEMENTS

• Leading Goal Kicker for Norwood 1979
• Player Life member of Sturt 1978
• Player Life member of Norwood
• Player life member of SANFL

 

[Diamond Jim]

Whelan, Ken

126 matches

441 goals

3.50

1971-1980

 

[Interceptor]

175 games and 83 goals for Sturt 1971 – 1978
178 games and 158 goals for Norwood 1979 – 1986

He kicked 75 goals for Norwood, the SANFL figure is incorrect.
Yes, he started as a forward at Norwood, but spent most of his time at the club as a defender.

 

[Pedantic]

He kicked 75 goals for Norwood, the SANFL figure is incorrect.
Yes, he started as a forward at Norwood, but spent most of his time at the club as a defender.

Australian Football - Bruce Winter - Player Bio

australianfootball.com

This seems to verify your claim. Interesting that the SANFL seems to have it wrong, goals kicked is not a stat you should be that far out on especially for a member of the SANFL HOF.

 

[Interceptor]

Australian Football - Bruce Winter - Player Bio

australianfootball.com

This seems to verify your claim. Interesting that the SANFL seems to have it wrong, goals kicked is not a stat you should be that far out on especially for a member of the SANFL HOF.

Yes, I probably should have linked Norwood's own profile which has that figure and explains his switch to defence.
It is odd the SANFL got it wrong, someone was probably tasked with typing up the HoF profiles and got the wrong figure.
Anyway let's get back on topic!

 

[Diamond Jim]

I don’t profess to be an expert on his Norwood career - I was however, at almost every game he played at Unley - and the only time he played fwd was when Whelan was injured.

I recall Sandy Nelson commenting on the pre-season intra-club matches on the ‘Footy Panel’...- he said he’d spend the whole match just watching Whelan and Winter knock each other out of the air!

 

[Dogs Rule]

All this SANFL talk is riveting , but how’s about we get back to talking about Derwayne and his s***ful commentary?

 

[matthew_s]

All this SANFL talk is riveting , but how’s about we get back to talking about Derwayne and his s***ful commentary?

Not that riveting, no talk of all Port's premierships or prison bars.

 

[Not Important]

must say i prefer him to shouty brayshaw and look-at-me mcguire.

 

[Beerfish]

must say i prefer him to shouty brayshaw and look-at-me mcguire.

I don't. I detest them in equal measures.

 

[matthew_s]

im struggling to think of a tv commentator i'd sit through willingly.

bt...eurgh
dwayno...**** no
bruce...gross...#metoo
howie...just no
huddo...calm down you campaigner
basil...nose thanks
eddie...press red for ed to disappear

 

[5ammy]

What the hell is a “drop-step”??? Is it another Derwayne-ism?

 

[Greenery]

What the hell is a “drop-step”??? Is it another Derwayne-ism?

Do you really have to ask that...

Did anyone here his stutter at the opening bounce tonight, that was great!