Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Slime Roy]

"The hesitation step" **** me, he's rolled that shocker out a few times now.

Phew, It's WAY safer than a Chaos Step,
It is only Rd.1!

 

[Slime Roy]

Dwayne should just commentate some pr0n. Would be a real mood setter

"Cover Us In Your Honey Motts"

 

[Slime Roy]

“When he’s good, he’s the best in the business” Stephen Coniglio. No he’s not Dwayne, he’s not even the best in his team.

You sure Draino wasn't describing himself??

 

[Cleavy]

Dwayne should just commentate some pr0n. Would be a real mood setter

I don't want to know about the chaos ball

 

[janty]

"Gawn in 60 seconds"

 

[Partridge]

“When he’s good, he’s the best in the business” Stephen Coniglio. No he’s not Dwayne, he’s not even the best in his team.

He also referred to Dal Santo as "an all time great". At what exactly? It sure as hell isn't and never was football.

Moron.

 

[Big Sauce 21]

The Gawn in 60 seconds is peak Derwayne. He loved every bit of dropping that stinker

 

[Slime Roy]

I don't want to know about the chaos ball

It's "Ball's" plural... One hairy. One shaved.

 

[Dogs Rule]

Has turned into your d*head cousin who is always trying to come up with the smart** quip at the party that always falls flat, but can't engage in normal human comverstation (or in Derwayne's case normal play by play commentary).

 

[windyhill]

He apparently just said his mum doesn’t have fox/kayo. I wonder ****ing why !!!!!!

 

[Pistol Night]

He apparently just said his mum doesn’t have fox/kayo. I wonder ****ing why !!!!!!

Listening to the campaigner for 2 hours over Xmas lunch every year is enough for Mrs Russell. "THAT TURKEY IS OFF THE CHARTS!"

 

[Pistol Night]

It's "Ball's" plural... One hairy. One shaved.

One hairy and one shaved is chaos alright

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

Listening to the campaigner for 2 hours over Xmas lunch every year is enough for Mrs Russell. "THAT TURKEY IS OFF THE CHARTS!"

MUM, DANCE STEPPING TO THE TABLE WITH THE ROAST

 

[Dogs Rule]

MUM, DANCE STEPPING TO THE TABLE WITH THE ROAST

'Drown me in your gravy, Mum...'

 

[Partridge]

Has turned into your d*head cousin who is always trying to come up with the smart** quip at the party that always falls flat, but can't engage in normal human comverstation (or in Derwayne's case normal play by play commentary).

Didn't think it was possible, but he truly is even worse than before. It's quite literally every single sentence now where he says something either stupid, inaccurate, cringeworthy, painful, or a combination of all four. Absolutely horrific.

Quite aside from blatantly barracking for Melbourne all game too. Didn't realise being impartial meant being a cheerleader you complete ass clown.

 

[Plat the Rat]

He said something about driving past a girls house until she notices you in the Melbourne game which was so forced and made no sense and you could tell he’d been saving it up.

 

[Pistol Night]

He said something about driving past a girls house until she notices you in the Melbourne game which was so forced and made no sense and you could tell he’d been saving it up.

Sounds like the campaigner has a stalking restraining order and is trying to work it into his shit talking arsenal

 

[Cleavy]

He said something about driving past a girls house until she notices you in the Melbourne game which was so forced and made no sense and you could tell he’d been saving it up.

that only works in the movies, and even then only if you're holding up a boombox. if you try that with your phone, you just look like a campaigner.

 

[010203]

MUM, DANCE STEPPING TO THE TABLE WITH THE ROAST

With a shake and bake for good measure.

 

[Slime Roy]

Listening to the campaigner for 2 hours over Xmas lunch every year is enough for Mrs Russell. "THAT TURKEY IS OFF THE CHARTS!"

and don't EVEN mention Grandmother's Ham!
*probably where all the other halves go.

 

[Dogs Rule]

He said something about driving past a girls house until she notices you in the Melbourne game which was so forced and made no sense and you could tell he’d been saving it up.

 

[joe444]

Speaking of directing Dwayne pr0n, there was that glorious little period where he declared that losing teams "need a safe word!"

Before, presumably, someone told him what he was referencing.

 

[Pistol Night]

With a shake and bake for good measure.

"OH NO SHES FUMBLED IT, BUT RECOVERS QUICKER THAN USAIN BOLT AT A PRIMARY SCHOOL SPORTS DAY AND BANGS IT ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF DAD. BRILLIANT!"

 

[010203]

Conor Rozee does a 360... Dwayne: "Ringa, ringa Rozee".

 

[Dogs Rule]

Conor Rozee does a 360... Dwayne: "Ringa, ringa Rozee".

'OK everyone, Dwayne is very very happy with himself after that, so I'll need a mop and bucket to the comm box, stat.'