Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Mentallo]

Drills it!! To keep the miracle alive!!

8 goals in 10 minutes.

Please quit.

 

[Mentallo]

Also.

If Charlie Spargo has a day out and kicks 3 or 4 during a Deeeeerrrrrwayne call will he anoint Spargo as King Charles?

Absolute buffoon, and paired with Healy is absolute nightmare fuel.

 

[Dogs Rule]

Drills it!! To keep the miracle alive!!

8 goals in 10 minutes.

Please quit.

I know broadcasters follow the Kornes theory of the more you p*** people off, the more likely they'll tune in, but he's the opposite. I'll actively avoid his commentary to the point of following the scores only on the app or only listening to the radio broadcast.

 

[Mentallo]

I know broadcasters follow the Kornes theory of the more you p*** people off, the more likely they'll tune in, but he's the opposite. I'll actively avoid his commentary to the point of following the scores only on the app or only listening to the radio broadcast.

I am going to have to start syncing the phone to a radio station or something, I switched over to C7 but having watched the game in 4K the drop to HD was noticeable.

This d1ckhead just doesn't stop yelling.

 

[janty]

Seeing Tyrell Dewar have a good game yesterday reminded me of Dwayne calling him Dua Lipa last season.

 

[tugga]

"Tried to use body language to bend the ball but the ball wouldn't listen"

Which is even dumber because body language has no sound.

 

[1989]

The fake surprised commentary is horrendous.

 

[010203]

The commentary is horrendous.

I'm watching the Lions game but i assume the EFA is indeed accurate.

 

[010203]

Now Browny is shitting on about a goal being a potential 'firestarter'.

 

[NSWCROW]

" Left-Foot Handball "

 

[Pistol Night]

" Left-Foot Handball "

Oscar Pistorius made it famous

 

[tugga]

Ricciutto just said Xerri had grabbed at his hamstring a few times and to keep an eye on it.
Dwayne replies with ‘at least it’s not another concussion issue’.
Like how are the two even remotely related you ****ing gherkin.

 

[NSWCROW]

Ricciutto just said Xerri had grabbed at his hamstring a few times and to keep an eye on it.
Dwayne replies with ‘at least it’s not another concussion issue’.
Like how are the two even remotely related you ****ing gherkin.

Well, to be fair....

 

[Tugga27]

BT's comment that Fox aren't calling from the ground will get some traction I bet.

 

[010203]

BT's comment that Fox aren't calling from the ground will get some traction I bet.

So it should

 

[Cleavy]

BT's comment that Fox aren't calling from the ground will get some traction I bet.

probably won't, but should

 

[010203]

Tex takes a mark: "like plucking a tennis ball from the jaws of a rottweiler".

 

[Nepotism]

Dwayne Russell is the worst commentator in sport. He must have a picture of a senior executive at Fox having fun with a sheep or a horse to still have a job.

 

[Pistol Night]

Dwayne Russell is the worst commentator in sport. He must have a picture of a senior executive at Fox having fun with a sheep or a horse to still have a job.

A few more animals id say

 

[Cleavy]

A few more animals id say

an "escape goat"?

 

[tugga]

Soligo is go go

 

[Nepotism]

Of course, Dwayne Russell loves the coke as well.

 

[janty]

Tex takes a mark: "like plucking a tennis ball from the jaws of a rottweiler".

Which was even funnier considering Tex dropped a couple of sitters.

 

[Pistol Night]

Tex takes a mark: "like plucking a tennis ball from the jaws of a rottweiler".

Wish the rottie mauled the flog to death instead. And by the way taking a mark is nothing like prying a tennis out of a dogs jaws. This campaigner has overdosed on Iced Coffee again

 

[Mibie]

It's probably already been said but when he says 'puts it to grass' if someone drops a mark it makes me want to reach into the tv and rip his throat out.