Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[spookism]

"It's bucketing down out of nowhere.
It's been threatening to do so all afternoon."

 

[PalaceGun]

Dwayne making no sense at all today. Not much of a weatherman.

Russell, “And it’s bucketing down with rain out of nowhere! It’s been threatening to rain all afternoon!”

 

[PalaceGun]

Why is the director of football for the Adelaide Crows analysing a Crows game on a neutral broadcast?

 

[WAbulldog]

I’m sitting up here behind glass

What he means by that is he’s behind of the 34 monitors in South Melbourne

 

[tugga]

He’s been particularly rancid today even by his pathetic standards.
Rankine kick a goal
“It’s my dance floor”

 

[Rich]

“Heeney takes that netball step…”

 

[tugga]

“Heeney takes that netball step…”

The Hornet’s nest, which isn’t so bad, but when you know he had been sitting on that for a week at least, it’s particularly grating.

 

[010203]

Dwayne on Fox, Jobe on 7 is as good bad as it gets.

 

[Mentallo]

The overuse of nicknames by this ****wit the overuse of the word strut.

Yeah I can believe it dickhead.

 

[tugga]

The overuse of nicknames by this ****wit the overuse of the word strut.

Yeah I can believe it dickhead.

I have not heard Blakey referred to with his proper name yet.
Lizard, lizard, lizard, hornet

 

[janty]

Rampe fending off a Port forward and Dwayne hitting the "I thought Palm Sunday was last week" made me laugh tbh.

 

[janty]

I have not heard Blakey referred to with his proper name yet.
Lizard, lizard, lizard, hornet

"It's been a Lizard Blizzard but he can't nail a goal!"

 

[tugga]

How many times does he want to use ‘sizzler’ today?

 

[Slime Roy]

Mitch Georgiades

19

Mitch Georgiades

Age

24

Ht

192cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

2.0

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

3star

G

2.0

5star

D

11.0

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.0

4star

G

2.0

5star

/Gorgeous George

 

[Slime Roy]

Moments later,
Charlie Comben/The Comben Nation
He's legitimately out of control.

 

[tugga]

Is there any danger this piece of shit can actually say Davies-Uniacke at least a few times instead of LDU every single time?
“Lord of the Flyers”
And used the this is my dance floor again.
Just **** off.

 

[Slime Roy]

Takes regulation mark..
Oli Lord/Lord Of The Flyers

 

[Slime Roy]

Is there any danger this piece of shit can actually say Davies-Uniacke at least a few times instead of LDU every single time?
“Lord of the Flyers”
And used the this is my dance floor again.
Just **** off.

Obviously can't pronounce it with his juicy, milk drooly, possible denchers delivery.

 

[tugga]

Obviously can't pronounce it with his juicy, milk drooly, possible denchers delivery.

Ive hated him ever since i sat in front of him on a flight to Perth several years. Treated the flight attendant like shit.

 

[Slime Roy]

Ive hated him ever since i sat in front of him on a flight to Perth several years. Treated the flight attendant like shit.

"Don't you know who I am!"

 

[10Dulkar]

Better hope there's nobody in the draft next year called Flatley

 

[almuz]

Ive hated him ever since i sat in front of him on a flight to Perth several years. Treated the flight attendant like shit.

I had a different experience on board with Dwayne. He was super amicable and welcomed everyone, from wherever they were joining us around the world.

15 minutes into the flight Dwayne gets his food “That’s crazy good!!” he screams

1 hour into the flight, smoke billows, it’s an emergency. Dwayne points out the window to a blown engine and proclaims “That could be the fire starter”

 

[Slime Roy]

Better hope there's nobody in the draft next year called Flatley

"Oh It's MY Dance Floor-Dance Step-Lord Of The Dance-The Jig Is Up!"

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

campaigner on the VFL commentary just pulled out "Carlton have moved both Wilson and Phillips into defence to help them hold on". Dwayno better pick up his game - the youth are coming for his job and they are hungry

 

[branedotorg]

campaigner on the VFL commentary just pulled out "Carlton have moved both Wilson and Phillips into defence to help them hold on". Dwayno better pick up his game - the youth are coming for his job and they are hungry

I know we shouldn't encourage them but I actually love that