Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Slime Roy]

I know we shouldn't encourage them but I actually love that

Yeah, that's gooood.

 

[Cleavy]

campaigner on the VFL commentary just pulled out "Carlton have moved both Wilson and Phillips into defence to help them hold on". Dwayno better pick up his game - the youth are coming for his job and they are hungry

defence was fragile like Chynna

 

[010203]

Charlie Curnow

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Charlie Curnow

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13.3

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5.3

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1.3

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6.4

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1.6

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0.8

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is 'King Charles' now for the Pipe.

 

[Slime Roy]

Charlie Curnow is 'King Charles' now for the Pipe.

Better him than when it was Dixon, who was on one leg and barely kicking goals

 

[hilly]

I swear he called the end of the Port-NM game 'a classic'

 

[Partridge]

Rampe fending off a Port forward and Dwayne hitting the "I thought Palm Sunday was last week" made me laugh tbh.

The only thing that would make we laugh with Dwayne is a heading with the words "fatal car accident" following it.

 

[Partridge]

I had a different experience on board with Dwayne. He was super amicable and welcomed everyone, from wherever they were joining us around the world.

15 minutes into the flight Dwayne gets his food “That’s crazy good!!” he screams

1 hour into the flight, smoke billows, it’s an emergency. Dwayne points out the window to a blown engine and proclaims “That could be the fire starter”

You should have gone the Glenn Miller route and thrown him out.

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

Derwayne applying the blow-torch to the Showdown.

He's so excited to get the big game he's interrupting everyone, including himself, to scream his "greatest" hits.

 

[Shuestar13]

Derwayne applying the blow-torch to the Showdown.

He's so excited to get the big game he's interrupting everyone, including himself, to scream his "greatest" hits.

3QT and one of the most horrific displays of his commentary career. Should not commentate showdowns (or commentate full stop mind you)!

 

[branedotorg]

If every second kick is a CHAOS BALL then it's not unexpected or chaotic, rather it's a hurried kick as predictable as Russell's commentary

 

[peternorth]

rankin files.

 

[peternorth]

Interestingly i saw somewhere on the internet clips of his commentary back when he was with ch 9. It was very good.

 

[Clark G]

Interestingly i saw somewhere on the internet clips of his commentary back when he was with ch 9. It was very good.

Back in those days he was sometimes paired with BT.

 

[windyhill]

Pathetically bad tonight.

 

[Mentallo]

The bloke just yells inanities.
The other commentators in the Sth Melb studio must go home with there ears ringing.

 

[The King!]

Kept saying last roll of the dice every quarter and wherever you are put down any sharp objects

 

[peternorth]

Kept saying last roll of the dice every quarter and wherever you are put down any sharp objects

Interesting choice of words in the game featuring Adelaide whose former coach was stabbed to death by his son.

 

[Dogs Rule]

Doesn't he down like a two litre bottle of fresh milk or something?

Given the jibberish that spews forth I can only assume it's raw or maybe rancid milk. Maybe infected with Mad Cow disease.

 

[brucetiki]

The Showdown is one of the marquee matches of the year.

Why do Fox ruin the occasion by getting him to commentate/openly barrack for Port

 

[The King!]

Interesting choice of words in the game featuring Adelaide whose former coach was stabbed to death by his son.

Yeah just very odd and it's multiple uses suggest some rehearsed line to me

 

[Slime Roy]

Back in those days he was sometimes paired with BT.

🖐🎙🖐

 

[Slime Roy]

Interesting choice of words in the game featuring Adelaide whose former coach was stabbed to death by his son.

I know it's soft but I actually think about it every time I hear "takes another stab at it" wish we could get rid of it from the vernacular.

 

[The King!]

I know it's soft but I actually think about it every time I hear "takes another stab at it" wish we could get rid of it from the vernacular.

That's not soft, that's fair

 

[peternorth]

Yeah just very odd and it's multiple uses suggest some rehearsed line to me

I know it's soft but I actually think about it every time I hear "takes another stab at it" wish we could get rid of it from the vernacular.

Ppl will say u woke

 

[JHF1870]

On Sen last night he was ok. But Mark Bickley

Mark Bickley

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19.4

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11.7

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7.8

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3.3

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2.7

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21.2

5star

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11.0

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10.2

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3.2

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3.8

5star

was also calling and that guy is the worst. Should not be allowed to calll Port games