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Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

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rankin files.
"Put that in the Rankine file".

Legitimately every time Rankine kicks a miraculous goal. Honestly, Dwayne is like a Woody doll.

"If you've just joined us"
"On the buzzer!"
"Rolls it, goals it"
"That's crazy good!"
"That could be the firestarter"
"Add that to the Rankine file"
"There's a snake in my boot!"
 
"Put that in the Rankine file".

Legitimately every time Rankine kicks a miraculous goal. Honestly, Dwayne is like a Woody doll.

"If you've just joined us"
"On the buzzer!"
"Rolls it, goals it"
"That's crazy good!"
"That could be the firestarter"
"Add that to the Rankine file"
"There's a snake in my boot!"

He's like an old daggy uncle who is desperately trying to appear cool, but it just comes across as creepy and cringeworthy.

There's a few callers in that category though.
 
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"Ports already had a win today, after the Crows got beaten earlier"

Yeah, and they lost to the actual Magpies too.. You F@#*& Man-Muppet.

*FYI..Port not able to get that much needed "Second Win" today, going down by basically #119

Not only that, Temu Collingwood, I mean Port, were belted by the real Collingwood by 15 goals.

The Crows only lost by 10 against Collingwood and were competitive all match.
 

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Clayton Oliver gets a regulation ball and kick: “Oliver twist”
 
Clayton Oliver gets a regulation ball and kick: “Oliver twist”
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