Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Mentallo]

Sometimes working on Sundays can be a blessing.

 

[Foxman98]

Does anyone know how many games Sydney need to win from their final 8 games to make the 8?

Wish Dwayne would've told us yesterday

 

[tugga]

After his first shake n bake tonight I had to switch over to SEN sync.
For all of Andy Maher’s faults, he’s actually not the worst commentator going around.

 

[010203]

Now Dale Thomas is calling a much needed goal a firestarter. On ya Pipe.

 

[Slime Roy]

Now Dale Thomas is calling a much needed goal a firestarter. On ya Pipe.

I wish milk was flammable!

 

[tugga]

Just the sound of his voice makes me feel physically sick

 

[Rich]

“working it around the key”

FFS

 

[Cleavy]

“working it around the key”

FFS

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

"Where ever you're watching from right around the planet"

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

He's on about farking Scooby-Doo now. How can a serious sport have this moron commentating what feels like every other game?

 

[The Blue Max]

Absolute bona-fide GIT.

 

[Slime Roy]

"Good Crowd in Today" as we see HUGE bays ENTIRELY empty.
I've literally never heard him describe a crowd as dissapointing..

"I'm a glass half full kinda guy"

 

[Shuestar13]

Beyond horrific today. Had the (pleasure) of not hearing him for a while, but today brings one back to earth. Hoping against hope he isn’t scheduled for the late game tomorrow

 

[Slime Roy]

Beyond horrific today. Had the (pleasure) of not hearing him for a while, but today brings one back to earth. Hoping against hope he isn’t scheduled for the late game tomorrow

He always does his darndest to do the Cats & Port matches, coz that's where his expertise can really shine..or something

 

[The Blue Max]

He always does his darndest to do the Cats & Port matches, coz that's where his expertise can really shine..or something

Expertise = Bias.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Game within a game for all Australian selections this evening apparently.

 

[The Blue Max]

Game within a game for all Australian selections this evening apparently.

In his ever so humble opinion.

 

[Slime Roy]

I never thought I'd say it but this Port/Eagles match is actually lacking Derrrwayne!

 

[Pistol Night]

I never thought I'd say it but this Port/Eagles match is actually lacking Derrrwayne!

WTF? Are the campaigners calling it in a coma or something?

 

[Slime Roy]

WTF? Are the campaigners calling it in a coma or something?

Haaaa! Roo & Dermi going blow for blow for 1,
Neither adding any of that Cooool-Clutz-Commentary for one of the great clashes of the year!

 

[Pistol Night]

Haaaa! Roo & Dermi going blow for blow for 1,
Neither adding any of that Cooool-Clutz-Commentary for one of the great clashes of the year!

Dermie managing to squeeze a 10 word sentence into just 294?

 

[The Blue Max]

Haaaa! Roo & Dermi going blow for blow for 1,
Neither adding any of that Cooool-Clutz-Commentary for one of the great clashes of the year!

It is truly as boring as a busted bladder.

 

[Pistol Night]

It is truly as boring as a busted bladder.

Well Roo sounds as excited as the lead singer of The Crash Test Dummies on Valium at the best of times

 

[Slime Roy]

It is truly as boring as a busted bladder.

+ Silk, bringing that Home-Town-Flavor.

 

[Slime Roy]

Well Roo sounds as excited as the lead singer of The Crash Test Dummies on Valium at the best of times

Who put Roo in the comms box?
You Did Dwayneo, You Did.