Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[Clark G]

Apparently nobody has ever kicked the ball the wrong way before.

I’m not sure why Dwayne mentioned Neil Armstrong when talking about Miles Bergman kicking the ball the wrong way. Maybe I have missed something?

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

I’m not sure why Dwayne mentioned Neil Armstrong when talking about Miles Bergman kicking the ball the wrong way. Maybe I have missed something?

It's probably some convoluted Pipe reasoning, borne of Red Bull, Smarties, coffee and jelly snakes.

It was a Strong kick with the Foot (opposite of Arm), that went Miles (Bergmann), as he went to kneel (Neil) in frustration as the moon was overhead.

 

[Slime Roy]

The Sewer Pipe is clearly rattled tonight! After the Cats not winning by 100+ last night & only now realizing Kenny️Power will finish 12th.

 

[Slime Roy]

Port/Freo, Good Crowd in Tonight (25k)
"I'm a stadium ½ full kinda guy"

 

[Deathray]

‘Time for something crazy’ while the balls in the air with one second to go.

 

[Mentallo]

Can someone send this thread to the head honcho's at DAZN?
Hopefully one of them reads it and gives him the punt.

 

[kozi]

Dermie managing to squeeze a 10 word sentence into just 294?

I reconsider my life every time he starts a sentence

 

[Cleavy]

Can someone send this thread to the head honcho's at DAZN?
Hopefully one of them reads it and gives him the punt.

could be the firestarter...

 

[Hoos]

I’m not sure why Dwayne mentioned Neil Armstrong when talking about Miles Bergman kicking the ball the wrong way. Maybe I have missed something?

If you're already aware that der-wayne is a f**king idiot, then you haven't missed anything.

 

[Tugga27]

"There's nothing this kid can't do"​

 

[james Dean]

Does this guy ever just shut the **** up.

He can’t go 2 seconds without saying something and it’s usually nonsense.

It’s not even play by play, it’s just boring anecdotes and information about the players.

 

[caboose]

Spending an inordinate amount of time in today’s Syd-Geel match trying to ignore the actual play, and talk O’Sullivan into the Rising Star award instead.

Just bizarre. And biased.

 

[MJG14]

Oh baby, I'm sure this book will be crazy good regardless of where we'll be reading it across the planet!

https://www.simonandschuster.com.au/books/Killing-For-Sport/Dwayne-Russell/9781923419407

 

[tugga]

Should be:
Killing the Sport by Dwayne Russell

 

[Cleavy]

Oh baby, I'm sure this book will be crazy good regardless of where we'll be reading it across the planet!
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https://www.simonandschuster.com.au/books/Killing-For-Sport/Dwayne-Russell/9781923419407

I hope there's an audio version

 

[tugga]

Suns up 11-1 4 and half minutes into the game.
Lions kick a goal.
“They desperately needed that.”
Just **** off you cuck.

 

[The Blue Max]

Should be:
Killing the Sport by Dwayne Russell

Close the thread - we have a WINNER

 

[Mentallo]

THE BIG O!!!
THE BIG O!!!
THE BIG O!!!

 

[Cleavy]

THE BIG O!!!
THE BIG O!!!
THE BIG O!!!

Presumably he called this with his O-Face?

 

[tugga]

THE BIG O!!!
THE BIG O!!!
THE BIG O!!!

Can he just say McInerney once? Please.

 

[010203]

Pipe "Wherever you're watching on the planet, the Big O is Oscar McInerney

46

Oscar Mcinerney

Age

31

Ht

205cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.1

2star

K

4.1

2star

HB

3.9

3star

CL

1.4

4star

HO

14.3

5star

D

6.9

1star

K

4.1

2star

HB

2.7

2star

CL

1.9

4star

HO

16.4

5star

D

7.6

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

3.6

3star

CL

0.4

3star

HO

11.2

5star

".

 

[TRP1996]

The lions are aiming to reach their third straight grand final in a row, apparently?

 

[matthew_s]

The lions are aiming to reach their third straight grand final in a row, apparently?

No homo. Izak requesting a trade

 

[Matele]

Is it Daici or Daicii when spelling the plural of Daicos, Dwayne?

 

[Mentallo]

Absolutely insufferable tonight.
F***ing terrible.
Needs to go.