Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[The Blue Max]

Well Roo sounds as excited as the lead singer of The Crash Test Dummies on Valium at the best of times

Well, he has brevity on his side.

Brereton is obviously still traumatised after the test!

 

[Pistol Night]

Who put Roo in the comms box?
You Did Dwayneo, You Did.

Quick, give him a few litres of Dwayne’s secret iced coffee or full suger soft drink. Be like spinach to Popeye

 

[Pistol Night]

Well, he has brevity on his side.

Brereton is obviously still traumatised after the test!

Dermie could have an argument with himself and somehow win both sides of it

 

[The Blue Max]

Dermie could have an argument with himself and somehow win both sides of it

Not to mention he’d use self-taught Martial Arts experience and beat himself up

 

[Pistol Night]

Not to mention he’d use self-taught Martial Arts experience and beat himself up

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 6 missed calls from Dermie

 

[The Blue Max]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 6 missed calls from Dermie

What can I say!

 

[Slime Roy]

Not to mention he’d use self-taught Martial Arts experience and beat himself up

Drop the throttle on his harley & run over his spare foot

 

[Pistol Night]

Drop the throttle on his harley & run over his spare foot

Dermie can do a wheelie on a unicycle

 

[Slime Roy]

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 6 missed calls from Dermie

"Can you patch me through to the Dermott Brereton Fan Club"

 

[Maybe Tomorrow]

Not to mention he’d use self-taught Martial Arts experience and beat himself up

Enjoyed him telling off players for punching today, without irony.

 

[Slime Roy]

"Good Crowd in Today" as we see HUGE bays ENTIRELY empty.
I've literally never heard him describe a crowd as dissapointing..

"I'm a glass half full kinda guy"

Official Attendance was 13,300
Capacity 23,500
So roughly over half full..You Flog.

 

[Pistol Night]

Official Attendance was 13,300
Capacity 23,500
So roughly over half full..You Flog.

Dwayne would have been one of those campaigners who wore a mask in his car when alone during Covid

 

[The Blue Max]

So ‘THE GIT’, starts debating the goal line decision of Jordan’s mark from Sheldrick’s kick - 3rd quarter.

“Sure, the padding is part of the goal line - but if you look down from the top of the goals, it’s a point.”

I seriously nominate Derr-wayne for the ‘Clown Act of 2025’ award.

 

[Slime Roy]

So bloody sick of the Glass-Half-Full-Git..
Actually started the show today saying

"Essendon last night could be the greatest 48 point loss you'll ever see & credit to the 20,000 members who showed up"

Way to polish a turd, Sewer Pipe.

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Dwayne would have been one of those campaigners who wore a mask in his car when alone during Covid

Understandable he didn't want to catch something from himself.

 

[Pistol Night]

Understandable he didn't want to catch something from himself.

Covid would have seen Dwayne and thought "**** that"

 

[beev]

Everyone should or could be All Australian according to Der-Wayne

 

[Partridge]

Everyone should or could be All Australian according to Der-Wayne

I like how Port are apparently a chance for finals and a premiership this year.

You have to work hard to be that ******ed.

 

[Pistol Night]

I like how Port are apparently a chance for finals and a premiership this year.

You have to work hard to be that ******ed.

Takes a lot of soft drink, iced coffee and/or meth to be this cooked

 

[Mentallo]

Turned on the Hawks V Power game late first qtr then turned it straight off when I heard him, following the scores on my phone and doin' shit around the house instead.

 

[Pistol Night]

Turned on the Hawks V Power game late first qtr then turned it straight off when I heard him, following the scores on my phone and doin' shit around the house instead.

Id do the same if Fox had the granny and the Pies were playing

 

[Slime Roy]

Turned on the Hawks V Power game late first qtr then turned it straight off when I heard him, following the scores on my phone and doin' shit around the house instead.

You Go! Don't let that campaigner ruin your day.

 

[Slime Roy]

Takes a lot of soft drink, iced coffee and/or meth to be this cooked

2ltr of all three.
Dr Durwaynes prescription.

 

[Mentallo]

I really wanna watch the Showdown but this bloke makes it unbearable, shouting non stop and is amazed that rain falls in July in Adelaide in the middle of Winter like it has never ever happened before.

Enough Fox Footy, enough!!

 

[tugga]

Apparently nobody has ever kicked the ball the wrong way before.