Dwayne ' shit commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[TubbsFarquhar]

rankin files.

"Put that in the Rankine file".

Legitimately every time Rankine kicks a miraculous goal. Honestly, Dwayne is like a Woody doll.

"If you've just joined us"
"On the buzzer!"
"Rolls it, goals it"
"That's crazy good!"
"That could be the firestarter"
"Add that to the Rankine file"
"There's a snake in my boot!"

 

[peternorth]

Wonder what caused him to become what were subjected to today when in the ch 9 days he called it without the crap

 

[Dogs Rule]

"Put that in the Rankine file".

Legitimately every time Rankine kicks a miraculous goal. Honestly, Dwayne is like a Woody doll.

"If you've just joined us"
"On the buzzer!"
"Rolls it, goals it"
"That's crazy good!"
"That could be the firestarter"
"Add that to the Rankine file"
"There's a snake in my boot!"

He's like an old daggy uncle who is desperately trying to appear cool, but it just comes across as creepy and cringeworthy.

There's a few callers in that category though.

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

He pulled out 'Happy Smother's Day' in the late game yesterday and the rest of the team all got into him for leaving it so late.

 

[Pistol Night]

He pulled out 'Happy Smother's Day' in the late game yesterday and the rest of the team all got into him for leaving it so late.

Cant wait for Sfathers Day

 

[Slime Roy]

Wonder what caused him to become what were subjected to today when in the ch 9 days he called it without the crap

He talks about it all the time..
"My job is to Bring The Colour!"
"I don't do the negative stuff, I leave that for the others"

 

[Pistol Night]

He talks about it all the time..
"My job is to Bring The Colour!"
"I don't do the negative stuff, I leave that for the others"

The normal humans?

 

[Pistol Night]

I blame Dennis Commetti. He was brilliant but hes spawned a generation of copycats that are absolute dogshit

 

[Slime Roy]

The normal humans?

Yeah, those weird SOBs that don't consume a 2ltr white whole milk at every football match.

 

[Clark G]

I blame Dennis Commetti. He was brilliant but hes spawned a generation of copycats that are absolute dogshit

Millimetre perfect.

 

[kozi]

He’s alright as a talkback radio host. Shocking play by play commentator

 

[windyhill]

He’s alright as a talkback radio host. Shocking play by play commentator

Disagree with first, agree with second.

 

[Slime Roy]

After Connor gets knocked on his ass,

"Put on his Row Z cheeks"

Oooh so close shit-pipe!
If only you knew your favorite players actual name.

 

[Slime Roy]

"Ports already had a win today, after the Crows got beaten earlier"

Yeah, and they lost to the actual Magpies too.. You F@#*& Man-Muppet.

*FYI..Port not able to get that much needed "Second Win" today, going down by basically #119

 

[brucetiki]

"Ports already had a win today, after the Crows got beaten earlier"

Yeah, and they lost to the actual Magpies too.. You F@#*& Man-Muppet.

*FYI..Port not able to get that much needed "Second Win" today, going down by basically #119

Not only that, Temu Collingwood, I mean Port, were belted by the real Collingwood by 15 goals.

The Crows only lost by 10 against Collingwood and were competitive all match.

 

[Cleavy]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl-commentator-shares-insane-diet/video/b4dce5050e13636156c6b580b7588e12

you too can follow the "Dwayne calling 'diet'. "

(however just because you can, doesn't mean you should)

 

[010203]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl-commentator-shares-insane-diet/video/b4dce5050e13636156c6b580b7588e12

you too can follow the "Dwayne calling 'diet'. "

(however just because you can, doesn't mean you should)

Disappointed he didn't bring out the hundreds and thousands.

 

[Cleavy]

Disappointed he didn't bring out the hundreds and thousands.

probably scoffed them before the video was filmed

 

[Chicken Treat]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl-commentator-shares-insane-diet/video/b4dce5050e13636156c6b580b7588e12

you too can follow the "Dwayne calling 'diet'. "

(however just because you can, doesn't mean you should)

Did he drown his food in honey?

 

[windyhill]

probably scoffed them before the video was filmed

Scoffed or sniffed ?

 

[tugga]

Clayton Oliver

10

Clayton Oliver

Age

28

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

gets a regulation ball and kick: “Oliver twist”

 

[Mentallo]

Clayton Oliver gets a regulation ball and kick: “Oliver twist”

 

[Mentallo]

THE CHOL’S ROYCE!!!!
A MERRY OLD CHOL!!!!

You are not original you are a f***wit.
I will watch it in HD on 7 and live with the ads for the 2nd half.

 

[tugga]

Pair him with Gerard Healy, who I think I hate more, and it’s an absolute nightmare.

 

[tugga]

Oh and at one stage in the third quarter he said that both cheer squads were trying to fire up their teams.
Well, I was at the game and Dweeb Dwayne wasn’t because both Richmond and Sydney cheer squads were doing nothing.