E = MC², Crisp > Cripps, R = ½ρCAv2 and other proven equations.

[Footy Is The Win]

Lipinski > Treloar

Mason Cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

34

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

has the biggest dong in football.

The ugliest players will always play for Geelong.

Richmond will automatically gravitate towards 9th.

When in doubt, it's a free kick to the Bulldogs.

If there is rules, Carlton will break them.

Watching Hawthorn will trigger a gagging reflex.

It's never St.Kilda's year.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

What a shit fred.

 

[StueyDaDew]

 

[FurTheWin]

Cool, a maffs Fred

If 5 Collingwood flogs are travelling in one direction, and 1 Carlton flog in the other direction, how many months will the Collingwood flogs receive once Old Bill catches up with them?

 

[NetworkNerd]

5 AFL Flags > 2 AFL flags

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Jason Horne-Francis > Josh Daicos

7

Josh Daicos

Age

27

Ht

178cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.6

4star

K

8.3

3star

HB

7.3

5star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.6

5star

MG

230.5

4star

D

16.2

4star

K

9.2

4star

HB

7.0

4star

M

3.3

3star

T

3.5

4star

MG

230.5

4star

D

13.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.2

5star

.
Levi Casbalt > Mason Cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

34

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

 

[Purple Suit]

WC + AS + Cliff = 1-10 @ 49.7%

 

[Mofra]

22 - 9 = A Collingwood supporter's smile

 

[LightTower4]

B4I√URU/18

 

[Laphroaig]

No. Longmire has the biggest dong in football.

But Ginnivan IS the biggest dong in football.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

You cannot divide by Fremantle.

The centre of the universe can be located between Bevo's ears.

Carlton anger is the weathervane of truth.

 

[Mofra]

De Goey + alcohol = A scripted apology and secret payout

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Naarm = Your soul

AFL - GWS/GC/PA/FREO =

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Western Bulldogs crowd = cardboard spectators + fake crowd noise.. to give impression they have a supporter base.