Official Team Thread East Side Hawks Team Thread

[boncer34]

It's hard to be a dictator when the plebs argue back.

 

[larrikin]

Biggie, time for a rousing speech!

 

[Biggie]

Biggie, time for a rousing speech!

Arousing?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Now, now seriously, how can you put an active poster on the bench?

Doggiesin08 says hi.

 

[boncer34]

Who?

 

[Biggie]

FB: Anti Zarko Quinz
CHB: Gilbert Hodge Frankston Rover Gippy
C: Boncer Biggie Tarkyn_24
CHF: StatsFanatic FiveStrings Showbag
FF: reggie YOTC Bigburger
RR: Larrikin Wally Hawks1523

Int: Nessy bomberlegend

In: NIL
Out: NIL


Positional Changes

Larrikin to Ruck, Frankston Rover to CHB
Gippy to RHB, bigburger to RFF, Nessy to bench
YOTC to FF, FiveStrings to CHF, Zarko to FB
Tarkyn_24 to right wing, Gilbert to LHB, anti to LFB

Anyone who wants to whinge, do it in here

 

[Hawks1523]

How ****ing dare you... oh, you left me where I am. Nevermind.

 

[Biggie]

How ****ing dare you... oh, you left me where I am. Nevermind.

I very nearly changed you too.....but I'm comfortable with you on ball.

Now reward your skipper with a 45 effective possie, 4 goal game.

 

[Hawks1523]

I very nearly changed you too.....but I'm comfortable with you on ball.

Now reward your skipper with a 45 effective possie, 4 goal game.

You know you don't want to move me.

Done and done. 45 possession 4 goal game. For my opponent.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

CHF eh? Looking forward to giving this a red hot go.

 

[larrikin]

Looking forward to tearing it up in the ruck

 

[madman]

I had an Invite to be on this team, so am I in it yet

 

[Biggie]

Welcome madman.

You'll debut next week somewhere in our backline.

Good to have you aboard.

 

[Full Wingspan]

Hello East Side Hawks,
I was wondering if I could join your fine club, as my life without fantasy football has become almost unliveable. That's right, Cara_Cougar #16 has decided to come out of retirement and try a new life, at a new club. I played two seasons at the Mount Buller Demons, winning rookie of the year in my first. I've decided to apply for this club for two reasons, a strong family connection and, in my opinion, the club with the most energetic, positive culture. I hope you take my request into consideration.
Regards,
Cara_Cougar #16

 

[Dagless]

Sigh to FB

Thought kicking 4 then 3 in low scoring games (Before an unfortunate 0) would keep me in the forward line alas... Thats the game, see how it goes.

 

[reggie]

Since you've had about 10 kicks thats not something to brag about. Hack. Bring back YOTC.

19 kicks for 10.9. Wasn't actually bragging, just pointing out that my usual massive output of possessions is continuing and every one of them has been a scoring shot.

But thanks for your support anyway!

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Hello East Side Hawks,
I was wondering if I could join your fine club, as my life without fantasy football has become almost unliveable. That's right, Cara_Cougar #16 has decided to come out of retirement and try a new life, at a new club. I played two seasons at the Mount Buller Demons, winning rookie of the year in my first. I've decided to apply for this club for two reasons, a strong family connection and, in my opinion, the club with the most energetic, positive culture. I hope you take my request into consideration.
Regards,
Cara_Cougar #16

Far too formal.

"Oi, you pricks. Pick me in your team or you'll ****ing regret it!" would have been much more compelling.

 

[larrikin]

Far too formal.

"Oi, you pricks. Pick me in your team or you'll ****ing regret it!" would have been much more compelling.

Photos of busty ladies in not much clothing will get the skipper's attention

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Hello East Side Hawks,
I was wondering if I could join your fine club, as my life without fantasy football has become almost unliveable. That's right, Cara_Cougar #16 has decided to come out of retirement and try a new life, at a new club. I played two seasons at the Mount Buller Demons, winning rookie of the year in my first. I've decided to apply for this club for two reasons, a strong family connection and, in my opinion, the club with the most energetic, positive culture. I hope you take my request into consideration.
Regards,
Cara_Cougar #16

You're only here now because you've recognised how shit Buller is without me.

 

[larrikin]

Not a good effort in that game

 

[Tarkyn_24]

It isn't September yet... why would it be any good?

 

[Full Wingspan]

Far too formal.

"Oi, you pricks. Pick me in your team or you'll ****ing regret it!" would have been much more compelling.

Alright then, I'll give it a go;

Hey guess what? Put me in your team or ill feed you to my dog. And then ill eat my DOG. F***king muppets.

 

[boncer34]

See the thing is we already have our quota of females we can make sexist and tasteless jokes about filled.

Nessy's very protective of her role. However all of a sudden I'm imagining jelly wrestling at training sessions...........

 

[larrikin]

Mmmm, jelly

 

[Biggie]

Welcome Cara.