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[Nessy]

See the thing is we already have our quota of females we can make sexist and tasteless jokes about filled.

Nessy's very protective of her role. However all of a sudden I'm imagining jelly wrestling at training sessions...........

I love it when you think kindly of my interests for a split second then turn it into something sexual
However I thought you knew me a little bit better then that! You know I'd prefer Mud wrestling to Jelly

 

[Full Wingspan]

Welcome Cara.

Thanks Biggie.
I'm ready and raring to go. I'm gonna f*** shit up

 

[Full Wingspan]

just got the username changed btw

 

[larrikin]

just got the username changed btw

That confused me

So are you Phil, or Cara

Might change the jelly wrestling

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

Thanks Biggie.
I'm ready and raring to go. I'm gonna f*** shit up

Who the **** are you?

 

[Biggie]

So I see Gilbert has picked the Bombers by 10 goals.

Something on your mind?

 

[Full Wingspan]

Who the **** are you?

Im a team man, wanting to do the best he can.

I AM NOT A GIRL OR A COUGAR FOR THAT FACT.
When I made up that username, I was an idiot, and saw those cougar burbon ads and thought it would be cool. (u no that dude who did the ninja moves and shiz) How wrong i was.

 

[Nessy]

Bahahahahaha!
Sorry, it's just they thought you were a girl.... and the jelly.... Bonce you just made yourself (on that rare occasion) look silly....
Still want me to jelly wrestle Cara?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Bahahahahaha!
Sorry, it's just they thought you were a girl.... and the jelly.... Bonce you just made yourself (on that rare occasion) look silly....
Still want me to jelly wrestle Cara?

I thought you were a girl once, Ness.

I guess even the best of us are proven wrong.

 

[Nessy]

I thought you were a girl once, Ness.

I guess even the best of us are proven wrong.

Hey, not cool.
I'm all natural girl thank you very much.

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Hey, not cool.
I'm all natural girl thank you very much.

Need proof. Pls post n00dz kthxbai.

 

[Full Wingspan]

Bahahahahaha!
Sorry, it's just they thought you were a girl.... and the jelly.... Bonce you just made yourself (on that rare occasion) look silly....
Still want me to jelly wrestle Cara?

Well if ur up for it lol

 

[Nessy]

Need proof. Pls post n00dz kthxbai.

Keep on Dreaming...

Well if ur up for it lol

I'll still wrestle

 

[Gilbert_Hodge]

So I see Gilbert has picked the Bombers by 10 goals.

Something on your mind?

Yes, sex.

 

[Biggie]

If any of you dumb ***** want a trade speak up now or shut your damn mouths.

 

[Full Wingspan]

OMG just remembered, I need a number. What's available guys??

 

[Biggie]

We don't really have numbers tbh.

 

[Biggie]

 

[Biggie]

 

[Biggie]

 

[Biggie]

That was the good stuff.

Now here is the horror

ESH SENIORS Vs SHA SENIORS
ESH               2    6        4    8        5    9        10   11   71       
SHA               5    2        8    5        12   10       16   11   107      
ESH        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  SHA         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B  
Quinz       0  2  1  4  0  0  2  0  0  Absolute G   0  5  0  1  0  0  0  1  0  
Zarko       0  5  3  11 1  0  0  0  0  Pie 4 Life   0  9  4  4  0  0  0  0  0  
Gippy       0  7  2  8  0  0  1  0  0  Cheetah      0  6  0  0  5  0  1  2  0  
Hawks1523   0  8  0  9  2  0  2  0  0  Jedwards     0  8  2  1  0  1  1  0  0  
Frankston   0  5  4  8  0  1  1  0  0  morton09     0  5  2  3  1  0  0  0  0  
Nessy       0  3  0  3  0  0  0  0  0  alexlol92    0  7  6  1  0  1  0  0  0  
Boncer34    0  10 7  14 2  1  1  0  0  lukedarcy1   0  7  2  6  3  1  0  0  0  
anti        0  8  2  12 2  0  1  1  0  wixism       0  4  1  0  0  0  0  0  0  
Tarkyn_24   0  11 6  11 0  0  1  1  0  Ljp86        0  10 6  6  2  1  1  0  0  
StatsFanat  0  5  5  6  2  0  1  0  0  15Petterd1   0  5  5  4  1  1  0  1  0  
FiveString  0  2  4  7  1  0  0  0  0  Coin_Toss    0  3  0  7  0  0  1  0  0  
Biggie      0  1  1  6  0  0  1  0  0  gibbsyspin   0  7  5  5  0  0  0  1  2  
reggie      0  3  2  0  0  0  0  0  3  Chezwick     0  6  0  2  1  2  0  3  2  
YOTC        0  6  1  0  0  0  0  1  4  okeydoke7    0  3  2  0  0  0  0  3  0  
bigburger   0  5  0  0  0  1  0  3  2  beatlesmit   0  2  2  1  0  0  0  1  1  
Larrikin    11 11 0  13 3  3  1  1  0  Big Bad Bu   14 11 0  10 4  1  3  1  0  
Wally       0  12 0  14 8  1  4  2  0  Moo          0  10 0  9  2  4  0  0  0  
bomberlege  0  12 0  12 3  2  1  0  0  Zainta       0  9  0  8  6  3  2  2  2  
Gilbert Ho  0  6  6  5  0  0  0  0  0  Shadow Man   0  13 5  14 0  1  0  1  0  
Showbag     0  4  4  5  0  0  0  1  0  cormick      0  6  0  1  0  1  0  0  0

Piss poor hawks, ****ing ordinary. YOTC was a failure, the skipper sucked a fat one, our forwards have ****ing sucked and cannot kick straight to save themselves. The defence was under constant pressure and I hate to say it, they missed you Fivey.

Phil and madman will make their debuts next week and if they keep up the posting they will find themselves in the positions that we all want. Even my centre will be up for grabs if I don't perform this week. That goes to all senior players.

Let's get this back on track and samsh the absolute **** out of the Bombers.

GO HAWKS

 

[Biggie]

Back to some good stuff now

 

[Biggie]

 

[Hawks1523]

I'm liking the good stuff. I should check in here more often.

 

[Nessy]

It is all good stuff except for the first one... Eyebrow ring just ruined it all......... It's making me miss the Voodoo Lounge even more.