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[cats2rise]

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East Side Hawks: When Things Go From Bad to Worse

Hawks on track to record Sweet FA's worst off-season, mere weeks after winning the Season 39 Premiership.

It has been a turbulent 24-48 hours at East Side HQ.

Further to the announcement that both Scythe and PhenomenalV1 have left the club, the Hawks ''missed'' the opportunity to secure the signature of Irish BlueBagger.

To compound concern, the East Side Hawks announce the signing of cats2rise for Season 40.

The signing raises such minimal fanfare that club leaders Tarkyn_24 and Callums_Guns both kindly declined the opportunity to make this news public.

#lolhawks

 

[Gralin]

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East Side Hawks: When Things Go From Bad to Worse

Hawks on track to record Sweet FA's worst off-season, mere weeks after winning the Season 39 Premiership.

It has been a turbulent 24-48 hours at East Side HQ.

Further to the announcement that both Scythe and PhenomenalV1 have left the club, the Hawks ''missed'' the opportunity to secure the signature of Irish BlueBagger.

To compound concern, the East Side Hawks announce the signing of cats2rise for Season 40.

#lolhawks

 

[cats2rise]

Thank you.

The thread can now be closed and shifted to landfill.

Some of my finest work.

 

[Scythe]

Let's call it a trade then cats2rise

 

[cats2rise]

Let's call it a trade then cats2rise

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A 'trade' suggests value for all parties involved. This is like trading a Buggati Veyron for a can of beans, Scythe.

EDIT: To clarify, I am the can of beans.

 

[Gralin]

A 'trade' suggests value for all parties involved. This is like trading a Buggati Veyron for a can of beans, Scythe.

EDIT: To clarify, I am the can of beans.

Now I'm hungry

 

[Scythe]

A 'trade' suggests value for all parties involved. This is like trading a Buggati Veyron for a can of beans, Scythe.

EDIT: To clarify, I am the can of beans.

All I'm seeing is a trade where the B2B premier has received a 516-game veteran from the wooden spooner in exchange for a lowly 110-gamer.

Who will put a stop to this blatant pillaging from the Hawks?!

 

[Scythe]

A 'trade' suggests value for all parties involved. This is like trading a Buggati Veyron for a can of beans, Scythe.

EDIT: To clarify, I am the can of beans.

Can't eat a car though, despite what Blondie will have you believe.

 

[sausageroll]

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East Side Hawks: When Things Go From Bad to Worse

Hawks on track to record Sweet FA's worst off-season, mere weeks after winning the Season 39 Premiership.

It has been a turbulent 24-48 hours at East Side HQ.

Further to the announcement that both Scythe and PhenomenalV1 have left the club, the Hawks ''missed'' the opportunity to secure the signature of Irish BlueBagger.

To compound concern, the East Side Hawks announce the signing of cats2rise for Season 40.

The signing raises such minimal fanfare that club leaders Tarkyn_24 and Callums_Guns both kindly declined the opportunity to make this news public.

#lolhawks

Wait. Do the Hawks know about this?

 

[Bluelegs]

Another Mt. Buller resident jumping ship to the Hawks hoping to actually win a game? Seems likely.

 

[cats2rise]

Wait. Do the Hawks know about this?

I'm not sure. The thread was created about 45 mins ago - I assume news travels fast?

 

[Scythe]

Another Mt. Buller resident jumping ship to the Hawks hoping to actually win a game? Seems likely.

See cats2rise, your move was bigger because Bluelegs actually acknowledged it

 

[Bluelegs]

See cats2rise, your move was bigger because Bluelegs actually acknowledged it

And I almost never acknowledge anything!

 

[Robertio]

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East Side Hawks: When Things Go From Bad to Worse

Hawks on track to record Sweet FA's worst off-season, mere weeks after winning the Season 39 Premiership.

It has been a turbulent 24-48 hours at East Side HQ.

Further to the announcement that both Scythe and PhenomenalV1 have left the club, the Hawks ''missed'' the opportunity to secure the signature of Irish BlueBagger.

To compound concern, the East Side Hawks announce the signing of cats2rise for Season 40.

The signing raises such minimal fanfare that club leaders Tarkyn_24 and Callums_Guns both kindly declined the opportunity to make this news public.

#lolhawks

You do know that there is a poaching thread run by Robertio where you could've let him know first, he wouldn't have told anyone.

 

[Callums_Guns]

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East Side Hawks: When Things Go From Bad to Worse

Hawks on track to record Sweet FA's worst off-season, mere weeks after winning the Season 39 Premiership.

It has been a turbulent 24-48 hours at East Side HQ.

Further to the announcement that both Scythe and PhenomenalV1 have left the club, the Hawks ''missed'' the opportunity to secure the signature of Irish BlueBagger.

To compound concern, the East Side Hawks announce the signing of cats2rise for Season 40.

The signing raises such minimal fanfare that club leaders Tarkyn_24 and Callums_Guns both kindly declined the opportunity to make this news public.

#lolhawks

Good to see you my old friend and welcome to the Hawks ​

 

[Tadpole]

A 'trade' suggests value for all parties involved. This is like trading a Buggati Veyron for a can of beans, Scythe.

EDIT: To clarify, I am the can of beans.

Thankfully they're magic beans. I think the Hawks will be okay.

 

[Tadpole]

I'm not sure. The thread was created about 45 mins ago - I assume news travels fast?

More like travels by carrier pigeon.

 

[Tadpole]

 

[Callums_Guns]

Let's call it a trade then cats2rise

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[cats2rise]

You do know that there is a poaching thread run by Robertio where you could've let him know first, he wouldn't have told anyone.

Noted for S41. Thank you.

 

[Scythe]

Noted for S41. Thank you.

Welcome back to the Demons

 

[sausageroll]

You do know that there is a poaching thread run by Robertio where you could've let him know first, he wouldn't have told anyone.

Noted for S41. Thank you.

Great. Who are you going to poach in S41?

 

[Robertio]

Great. Who are you going to poach in S41?

A Demon for sure, are there any left?

 

[Tarkyn_24]

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East Side Hawks: When Things Go From Bad to Worse

Hawks on track to record Sweet FA's worst off-season, mere weeks after winning the Season 39 Premiership.

It has been a turbulent 24-48 hours at East Side HQ.

Further to the announcement that both Scythe and PhenomenalV1 have left the club, the Hawks ''missed'' the opportunity to secure the signature of Irish BlueBagger.

To compound concern, the East Side Hawks announce the signing of cats2rise for Season 40.

The signing raises such minimal fanfare that club leaders Tarkyn_24 and Callums_Guns both kindly declined the opportunity to make this news public.

#lolhawks

This is the first I am learning of this.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Another Mt. Buller resident jumping ship to the Hawks hoping to actually win a game? Seems likely.

Are you volunteering?