Off-topic ENGLAND ARE SHIT, Smith can GAGF

[David Schwarz]

All of a sudden I do not like test cricket and am looking forward to the Cricket-X season

 

[boondy]

Rubbing it on the pocket again.

Thats how you make it swing the other way

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Thats how you make it swing the other way

Yes but whats in the pocket.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

Yes but whats in the pocket.

Tony Grieg’s house key that he lost in the waca pitch.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Behind the glass style

 

[El Dubya]

Yes but whats in the pocket.

Who cares? Make the ball do something.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Who cares? Make the ball do something.

We have rules to forbid ball tampering

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[RelaxMax]

Geez the barmy army are a bunch of sooks. Booing Khawaja for a legitmate catch

Doesn't that count as racism in Australia these days? Better eject them all.

Heh

Depends

Are they cheering for Smith?

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

Heh

Depends

Are they cheering for Smith?

Made SFA noise to be honest

 

[boondy]

Yes but whats in the pocket.

He puts one hand in his pocket and rubs the ball into his hand in the pocket. Baggy pants probably helps keep ball dryer.

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

He puts one hand in his pocket and rubs the ball into his hand in the pocket. Baggy pants probably helps keep ball dryer.

He rubs it on the other side before swapping though.

 

[David Schwarz]

Yes but whats in the pocket.

Meth

 

[RedVest4]

The MCG would have to be the most boring ground for cricket in the world.

Yawn.

 

[Le Grille]

The MCG would have to be the most boring ground for cricket in the world.

Yawn.

Should play it a goomba stadium

 

[RedVest4]

Should play it a goomba stadium

Boxing Day Test should be played at Manuka Oval, the home of cricket.

 

[David Schwarz]

The MCG would have to be the most boring ground for cricket in the world.

Yawn.

Was just thinking how sad it looks being completely empty like it is now

The drop in pitch has slowly killed the spectacle

 

[RelaxMax]

Wait on!

 

[Plugger35]

Should play it a goomba stadium

Eureka Stadium in Ballarat, if play gets dull there Sooz could streak to liven things up.

 

[Le Grille]

Eureka Stadium in Ballarat, if play gets dull there Sooz could streak to liven things up.

Good god man





















Why would you take a touring team to ballarat

 

[David Schwarz]

Good god man





















Why would you take a touring team to ballarat

Why not? They make us go to third world shitholes like Leeds

 

[Lethality]

How low of a Test batting average could indicate a player who would be a good suburban batsman?

 

[Pakenhamsaint]

The pom sitting in front of me lost his shit when they went off.

 

[hawkman]

Eureka Stadium in Ballarat, if play gets dull there Sooz could streak to liven things up.

If that was the entertainment there would be less there than a Norf home game

 

[Plugger35]

Just bloody typical, Australia looks like losing and the rain comes along to save them.

If that was the entertainment there would be less there than a Norf home game

There wouldn't be enough toilets there to throw up in if Sooz got the gear off and streaked around the ground.