Vintage Bay Essendon supporters say the darndest things

[Jobe Watson]

It just gets better. The American lawyer who brought down Lance Armstrong and Marion Jones among others has now been engaged by Wada to take on Essendon.
Oh boy, wowee.


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Is this like when Judge Downes reviewed the ASADA case and gave it the tick of approval, only for it to be embarrassingly destroyed by the tribunal?

 

[DrEvil_]

Is this like when Judge Downes reviewed the ASADA case and gave it the tick of approval, only for it to be embarrassingly destroyed by the tribunal?

No, it's more like Judge Judy telling you not to pee on her legs and tell her it's raining.

 

[Duritz]

So you're one of those blow ins that's always dropping in on people down at Anne street and trying to fight the grommets. We don't want you in Caloundra (and yes, I do speak for the whole town)

You seem angry, my child.

 

[CaloundraClown]

You seem angry, my child.

Bad case of haemorrhoids

 

[Duritz]

Bad case of haemorrhoids

I can understand that. Your club has given a lot of us the shits, I'm not surprised your bowel has exploded in protest

 

[CaloundraClown]

I can understand that. Your club has given a lot of us the shits, I'm not surprised your bowel has exploded in protest

that was pretty weak - surely you've got something better?

 

[Duritz]

that was pretty weak - surely you've got something better?

I have a boxful of really strong shit cominf from mehico

 

[richoatthedisco]

They just don't stop, these ****ing cheating ****ing cheats.

In order to guarantee the presence of one AFL-minded person in a jurisdiction of European lawyers, legal sources claim Essendon have suggested a recently retired Australian High Court judge, Justice Ken Hayne, as their nominated judge on the three-person panel.

Justice Hayne is an Essendon supporter

http://www.smh.com.au/afl/essendon-...aring-into-essendon-case-20150520-gh5tbz.html

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

They just don't stop, these ******* cheating ******* cheats.


http://www.smh.com.au/afl/essendon-...aring-into-essendon-case-20150520-gh5tbz.html

I guess they want mark Robinson and Paul little as judges and Tania to take notes and record everything that benefits essendon.

 

[FootyGeek]

Another post from everyone's favourite footy forum.

I'd rather legitimate drugs cheats proper than have WADA and ASADA continue to operate.

 

[PieBeast]

WADA are appealing because they can.

Sums up the thoughts of this very special lot to a tee.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I'm sure strategy can take him down.

Jaid's has a law degree from Bond, if Strategy needs back up.

Jaids and strategy mounting Essendon's defence.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

"Is it too much to ask for someone with real authority to stand up and say this is all bull*hit! FFS it feels like bullying / grandstanding at its highest order.

This reminds me of 'good' people walking past someone getting bashed and saying / doing nothing - except on a bizarre international scale..."

Yes, that's exactly what an anti-doping agency appealing a questionable outcome is comparable to.

 

[Starburns_]

Wouldn't the Essendon board not putting a stop to Hird and Dank's risky injection regime as they f***ed with the players health, be the better 'walking past someone getting bashed' metaphor?

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

"Really dirty tactics by Wada making a joke out of our sport.the AFL needs to grow a pair and **** them off."

 

[DapperJong]

Guys you are seriously just quoting the same guy who we all know doesn't know what he's on about.

****in' pisser, continue.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Guys you are seriously just quoting the same guy who we all know doesn't know what he's on about.

****in' pisser, continue.

He is the very reason this thread exists.


This one is good too, though.
"A HTB poster once said that there was proof that a player admitted to taking Tb4, and ASADA tendered the evidence to the tribunal (which turned out to be rubbish)."

It never turned out to be rubbish at all. The tribunal chose not to even look at player testimony on the basis that they weren't satisfied that TB4 was in fact TB4.

Maybe you could explain the outcome to this guy.

 

[richoatthedisco]

Not sure if its worth posting my idiot thoughts or not. (None of the 34 advertently took a banned substance. Justice has already been done.)

Should have backed your first thought, buddy.

 

[DapperJong]

He is the very reason this thread exists.


This one is good too, though.
"A HTB poster once said that there was proof that a player admitted to taking Tb4, and ASADA tendered the evidence to the tribunal (which turned out to be rubbish)."

It never turned out to be rubbish at all. The tribunal chose not to even look at player testimony on the basis that they weren't satisfied that TB4 was in fact TB4.

Maybe you could explain the outcome to this guy.

nah piss off h4h4h4h4h4

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

nah piss off h4h4h4h4h4

 

[QuietB]

Is this like when Judge Downes reviewed the ASADA case and gave it the tick of approval, only for it to be embarrassingly destroyed by the tribunal?

OTT baby. OTT

 

[richoatthedisco]

I see stubborn people failing to admit they were wrong very often through work. When it is blatantly obvious they were, such people lose a lot of credibility and respect. The bigger person admits their mistakes and moves on.

Quoted for complete obliviousness of irony.

I say to Essendon FC. Screw wada and their shit arbitrators. Go directly to the High court of australia (the court of highest authority under the Australian legal system) and get this witch hunt shut down once and for all.

I personally think that the players' lawyers should just turn up and hand in the transcripts of what they said last time and then say "the defence rests, get back to us when you've found us not guilty again". That's how much ****s should be given.

 

[Starburns_]

Lulz, have they learnt nothing?

 

[captain blood 17]

Lulz, have they learnt nothing?

What's the difference between Scientology and Essendon? One of them brainwashes you, takes your money and bases it's belief on fantasy, the other is a religion. (Boom tish).


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[royals1922]

All the belly aching you'll hear is from the AFL or Essendon:

WADA does its talking in court