everyone needs introductions

[snap-shot]

Lot of interesting handles people are coming up with... welcome one and all.

 

[jakey]

G'day,

probably should introduce myself. I'm 26 and a magpies fan since dad jammed a beanie on his infant third son's head (narrowly beating my mum who was hovering nearby with a bloods scarf at the ready). Have passionately followed the power since their inception. Favourite premiership is obviously 2004 - was sitting about 20 rows behind the south eastern point post and will never forget it. I nearly vomited out a lung when Carr banged through that first goal.

That day was like seeing the true birth of port adelaide in the AFL - first of many!

Contrary to recent accusations of the crows board (god bless 'em)...I have a full set of teeth, don't much like trackpants, can spell and have a job .

 

[Muunky Tuunk Man]

Hi everyone, I've made a few posts around the place but thought I might introduce myself.

Age : 26

Occupation : Accountant (I know, how can a Port fan have such a job?)

AFL Team : Port Adelaide

SANFL Team : Port Adelaide Magpies

Membership/Season Tickets : Port Adelaide Power / Port Adelaide Magpies


I come from an extremely mad Port Adelaide family and I couldn't ask for a better club to be brought up following. I was present at the 1995, 1996, 1998 & 1999 Port Magpies premierships, 2001 Ansett Cup and 2004 Power premierships. 2004 was obviously my favourite due to the fact that Port Adelaide made a name for themselves in the AFL but I will never forget any of the Premierships I have witnessed.

I always have a chuckle thinking about nights at Alberton oval after a Grand Final victory watching everyone celebrate and watching a few people obviously under the weather trying to walk around and stumbling into everything.

 

[portentous]

Welcome aboard folks.

 

[Nicski]

Occupation : Accountant (I know, how can a Port fan have such a job?)

Hard to believe - but I'm also an accountant too! Good to have another one on here

 

[Port1978]

Welcome jakey & Muunky Tuunk Man

 

[outback jack]

hello everyone my name is jack, i am a crows fan, unfortunately i have been banned from the crows board for a week so i will spend my time here, i hope i am welcomed. I extend a warm welcome to you all.......

 

[PAFC2004]

No, you are not welcome here.

 

[outback jack]

No, you are not welcome here.

it is not healthy to hold grudges. Jack comes in peace

 

[PortProudWA]

hello everyone my name is jack, i am a crows fan, unfortunately i have been banned from the crows board for a week so i will spend my time here, i hope i am welcomed. I extend a warm welcome to you all.......

Who gives a rats clacker about u!! And no your not.......I extend to you the door, dont slam it on the way out!!!

 

[outback jack]

Who gives a rats clacker about u!! And no your not.......I extend to you the door, dont slam it on the way out!!!

thanks, jacks happy for the warm welcome.

 

[Portmanteau]

Hello, Jack. Follow the board guidelines, and God help you if you talk in SMS language...

 

[outback jack]

Hello, Jack. Follow the board guidelines, and God help you if you talk in SMS language...

b4 u r worried i dont use sms language, and i always follow the rules

 

[crazy_big_al]

b4 u r worried i dont use sms language, and i always follow the rules

and that is why u got booted for a week from the cows board

 

[PortProudWA]

Hello, Jack. Follow the board guidelines, and God help you if you talk in SMS language...

whats SMS language

 

[blackdiamond]

whats SMS language

Deb its Short Message Service, as you would do if you were sending me a message from your mobile and wanted to shorten the words rather write it all.

I have used outback jack's introduction as an example below.

hello everyone my name is jack, i am a crows fan, unfortunately i have been banned from the crows board for a week so i will spend my time here, i hope i am welcomed. I extend a warm welcome to you all

LO evry1 my nAm iz jack, i M a cows fan, un4tuN8ly i hav Bin banned frm d cows borD 4 a wk so i wiL spNd my tym hEr, i hOp i M welcomed. I extend a warm wlcm 2 U aL

 

[PortProudWA]

Deb its Short Message Service, as you would do if you were sending me a message from your mobile and wanted to shorten the words rather write it all.

I have used outback jack's introduction as an example below.



LO evry1 my nAm iz jack, i M a cows fan, un4tuN8ly i hav Bin banned frm d cows borD 4 a wk so i wiL spNd my tym hEr, i hOp i M welcomed. I extend a warm wlcm 2 U aL

WTF How in the hell do you understand what the hell that means.

If anyone sent me a message like that, I tell em to get ********ed LOL

 

[blackdiamond]

If anyone sent me a message like that, I tell em to get ********ed LOL

Well thats why Bresh warned him not to speak in that language otherwise he will have to uck off from here as well.

 

[outback jack]

Well thats why Bresh warned him not to speak in that language otherwise he will have to uck off from here as well.

jack has never used SMS, so i think it was very much tongue in cheek. Jacks banning was a personal vendetta not his exemplary behavior.

LO evry1 my nAm iz jack, i M a cows fan, un4tuN8ly i hav Bin banned frm d cows borD 4 a wk so i wiL spNd my tym hEr, i hOp i M welcomed. I extend a warm wlcm 2 U aL.

and there is a mistake here, i think its crows.

 

[blackdiamond]

and there is a mistake here, i think its crows.

No mistake, remember its sms.

 

[outback jack]

No mistake, remember its sms.

yes, very good

 

[Port1978]

it is not healthy to hold grudges. Jack comes in peace

Not in pieces? What a shame......

 

[PortProudWA]

Not in pieces? What a shame......

 

[portentous]

how are you gonna cope with the radio stuff-no smilies!!!!!!!

 

[dreamkillers]

Almost time to clean up this thread to get it back on track again........