Fattest player in the league

[The invisible mullet]

Who would you rate as the fattest player in the league now that the Rhino has been put out to pasture? Who is the biggest threat to All you Can Eat buffets? I'd give my burger coupons to Dean Rioli...

 

[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

The former Essendon, former Port and now Weagle full forward would give that title a fair ol' tilt!

 

[Darky]

Cartman Calthorpe by the length of the McDonald's drive-thru.

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[Guest]

He's not in the AFL but there could be no thread about fatness without mention of Grenville Deitrich. When he went to lie on the beach the greenies kept trying to push him back into the water. (sorry old joke)

 

[Bloodstained Angel]

Bring back Rene Kink !

Seriously - Calthorpe by miles but you have to see if Dean Rioli has been doing his sit-ups this pre-season.

Oh, and BTW is it just me or does Nathan Buckley seem a bit of a fat-arse to you as well ?

cheers

 

[Frodo]

If I remember right adelaide just picked up a 27 year old Giant drom the SAFL. Top goalkicker in SAFL for last 3 years and humongous.

 

[meg]

Dean Rioli

 

[Mags]

The Willy Full Foward! BOOM BAAD BOOM!

In the afl!
Rioli!

 

[InTheBack!]

Molloy

 

[Denno]

Going by last year, you'd have to say Dean Rioli, but I reckon that'll change this year. I'll back Calthorpe and his chaffing.

 

[SpecialBruce]

Molloy

 

[Shinboners]

Y'know, I hate the idea of sticking up for Calthorpe, but he did do a reasonable pre-season in 2000 and wasn't as much of a lard arse as he was in his Brisbane days. For current players, my vote goes to Molloy.

Still, the mother of all fat players was the galloping gasometer himself, Mick Nolan.

 

[JUBJUB]

Adam Richardson at Adelaide would be close to the fattest.
Thats if he's still the same as when he played for Geelong Reserves a few years back.



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[Jerome]

Originally posted by JUBJUB:
Adam Richardson at Adelaide would be close to the fattest.
Thats if he's still the same as when he played for Geelong Reserves a few years back.

Adam Richardson hired the Crows fitness Coach after the end of the 2000 SANFL season. In the 6 weeks before he started pre season training with the Crows he had lost 7 kilos. His pre season training with AFC has been very good and he performed very well in an internal trial match. He looks very good at the moment. He's the fittest he has ever been. I hope he does very well for us this year.

Jerome

 

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

I dont know how much weight he's lost over summer, but Dean Rioli had to be the fattest at one point during last year.
I saw him eating take-away at Highpoint mid year and his gut was HUGE.

 

[walshy1993]

mullett, meg, mags and BPP

dean rioli is no where near the fattest player in the league

he has a skin fold (fat test) than dustin fletcher who is basically a rake

rioli is just one of those blokes who really is big boned

 

[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

Originally posted by walshy1993:
rioli is just one of those blokes who really is big boned

Settle down, Spidey.

 

[The Comic Book Guy]

i looked at the name of this post and thought it said fastest player in the league
i opened it up and it said rioli
i soon realised my mistake

 

[BIG POPPA PUMP]

Same skinfold as Dustin Fletcher? I doubt it! He might be big boned, but he sure looked like he had a gut. He was wearing a polo shirt and he looked like he was pregnant!
You line up all the Essendon players on the ground on their backs and Rioli would be the hardest to jump over! Did you see him in a couple of games last yr, he was slow as anything and moved around like a wombat!

It might've been an extra large 6-pack...

 

[The Dutchman!]

Walshy, he may be big boned but his bones didn't all increase in size 45% over summer between 99 and 2000 did they? He was a hippo last year. Still I trust he's been laying off the KFC and slabs over summer and will come back fit and firing for 2001.

But girthwise last year it was definitely a toss up between him and three bomber rejects - Cartman, Scotty and Rhino.

Shinner, give it up defending Cartman - believe me its much less stressful and frustrasting than pretending he's anything other than a fat, hungry, useless hack.

 

[CJH]

I'll go with Cummings, Rioli and Malloy

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[walshy1993]

last year maybe
but now and during the later part of this season, no

deano had a lower percentage of body fat than dustin fletcher

 

[Frodo]

Scotty Cummings has lost 8kg from last years weight so far under John Annear. Word is that he's looking and feeling good.

 

[Peter]

If Rioli has a better skin fold test result than Fletcher it just shows what a totally useless and unreliable test it is!!!!

 

[Go_the_young_Guys]

Well none of my young guys are going to fit into this catergory...
So I have to look at the older ones...
mmmmm...
Now let me think... hehehe i have needed some help here...

Suggestions are:-
Barnard Bombers

Whitnal Carlton

Callaghan Saints...
Please note that these were just names thrown about and we havent seen how they look now, so we might change our minds come the begining of the season...

BUT if any of me young guys get on this list then i am going to chase them around the footy field till they are off this list...thats for sure..

hehehe maybe i should change my name to

* go the young unfat guys *

JUST LOVE MY FOOTY...