News Fevola tackles tablets bum first

[Pamam]

in todays herald sun on page 97

FOOTBALLERS can make some amazing revelations, especially Brendan Fevola, who went into great detail yesterday about the tablets he's taking for a sore back.

Fevola told Triple M's Pete and Myf breakfast show that anti-inflammatory tablets are usually taken with a glass of water and swallowed.

He said the club doctor had given him bullet-shaped tablets. "You deposit them in an area where you shouldn't deposit things," Fevola

He's been told that makes tablets 60 per cent more effective than swallowing them.

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surely he is taking the piss!!!!

 

[Jeremias]

surely he is taking the piss!!!!

Interesting choice of words there considering the article you just posted, mate.......

 

[MBIB]

There's a song about that and it ends with doo dah, doo dah

 

[1981]

Hope he washed his hands.

 

[CarltonFan]

"Taking tablets up the bum is 60% more effective. Trust me!!!!"

 

[Weiterbot23]

I'd probably just take 2 tablets the standard way.

 

[lily of laguna]

I dont think Fev would give 2 hoots, but he has certainly left himself wide open for some serious flak with this 1.

I can see the opposition banners already

"FEV................................. pain in the arse!"
or
"Fev take a pill mate!!!!"

Oh well, he enjoys the attention

 

[Bee]

It's probably correct. Pain killers to control pain after majory surgery are taken that way.

 

[Pie eyed]

Brendon's just too dumb to realise that the "tablets" are zucchini and his doctor is a Collingwood supporter...

 

[Gezza125]

actually true, better fluid reabsortion and works faster if taken from the "nether regions" than taken orally but still I'd better happy to double the dose and go the more traditional method...

 

[Sublime]

Yup its true. They work alot faster and also alot more effectively than oral. It would only be small so i don't see the real issue with it.

 

[ctacp]

where can i get some ?...

ctacp
curlier than a catoggio pube

 

[HBF]

Oh Fev, you're a funny bugger!
It's a good thing you can play football champ...

 

[Ryan Dixon Webb]

Fev shelves...

 

[Quazza]

true.

A lot of pill/ecstasy heads "take" them that way as they absorb quicker

 

[Pamam]

where can i get some ?...

ctacp
curlier than a catoggio pube

well next time fev bends over....tell him to open wide and go ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[Bee]

They are suppositories which melt. It's not as if you have to insert an actual tablet! There is nothing to it really.

 

[I LOVE THE CFC]

I've heard it that he just wants to know what it will feel like being a Richmond player after we bend them over.... It's fair to say I'm bored at work today

 

[BlueYoss]

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg — with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg"

I dont think Fev would give 2 hoots, but he has certainly left himself wide open for some serious flak with this 1.

Yet another interesting choice of words...

 

[mediumsizered]

Yup its true. They work alot faster and also alot more effectively than oral. It would only be small so i don't see the real issue with it.

Also avoids damage to the digestive system, which can be a side-effect of anti-inflammatories.

 

[thylacine60]

My GP of the past few years insists I take all medication that way. Doesn't bother me so much... but that applicator...

 

[Silvagnis]

"Here you go Fev! Take this placebo, erm, suppository for your bruised heel..." - Club doctor.

They are suppositories which melt. It's not as if you have to insert an actual tablet! There is nothing to it really.

Speak for yourself.

I expect dinner and a movie before I take medicine that way.

 

[MBIB]

"Here you go Fev! Take this placebo, erm, suppository for your bruised heel..." - Club doctor.

Speak for yourself.

I expect dinner and a movie before I take medicine that way.

Is that **** base?

 

[Mister Carlton]

They are suppositories which melt. It's not as if you have to insert an actual tablet! There is nothing to it really.

Your in pain for a shortwhile...then it melts (and you feel better)

 

[MBIB]

I got bleeped for THAT?