Official Team Thread Fighting Furies Season 27 - CONGRATS TURBO (again)

[Ned_Flanders]

yeah nah we are ****** ay

just saying we are the Furies, and patience ain't our thing

time is running out Capt 0%

 

[TJASTA]

just saying we are the Furies, and patience ain't our thing

time is running out Capt 0%

I ain't the captain dickhead, I just do all the borning s**t. If you want to take TheMidRunner on, be my guess

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I ain't the captain dickhead, I just do all the borning s**t. If you want to take TheMidRunner on, be my guess

TheMidRunner gets us wins

fact we are losing has TJdumbarse written all over it

shape up, or we will Fredo you (or ship you off to the Hawks, dealers choice)

 

[NaturalDisaster]

0-3
No stats in sight
In fighting that clearly wasn't because of me.

* I'm glad I got out of here.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

0-3
No stats in sight
In fighting that clearly wasn't because of me.

**** I'm glad I got out of here.

Pfffff

if you were still here we would be 0-3 AND have copped penalties for you ******* up the teamsheet

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Pfffff

if you were still here we would be 0-3 AND have copped penalties for you ******* up the teamsheet

My team sheet record is PERFECT numbnuts.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

My team sheet record is PERFECT numbnuts.

perfectly s**t - you spent half of last season posting "no change" because you were s**t scared of failure

 

[ClarkeM]

#RasieHavoc

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[TJASTA]

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Hello ClarkeM,

What seems to be the problem?

 

[ClarkeM]

Hello ClarkeM,

What seems to be the problem?

RasieHavoc

 

[TJASTA]

RasieHavoc

And?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Well done Furies, finally we open the keg of victory goon

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Our losing streak

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Just posted this in our match thread

The Furies are proud to announce the following Furie Rookies:
Carson Dial , Edmund hunt and TigerTime_89 have passed thier Tactical Warfare Aggressive Training (TWAT) program.

During this grueling 4 weeks they have lived on a furies diet of goon and scraps from the dumpster to build up their cast iron guts to a level were they can eat _Cayz_ stale hamburgers without getting gastro. They have been flogged, punched in the neck and had numerous cans of West End chucked at their heads and have come back for more and now crave this.

This group entered S27 as just wanna be rookies and through rigorous bastardization and Furies love can now be known as TWAT Rookies.

May you go forth and be annoying campaigners and let the rest of the SFA know you are TWAT Rookies.

 

[TigerTime_89]

Just posted this in our match thread

The Furies are proud to announce the following Furie Rookies:
Carson Dial , Edmund hunt and TigerTime_89 have passed thier Tactical Warfare Aggressive Training (TWAT) program.

During this grueling 4 weeks they have lived on a furies diet of goon and scraps from the dumpster to build up their cast iron guts to a level were they can eat _Cayz_ stale hamburgers without getting gastro. They have been flogged, punched in the neck and had numerous cans of West End chucked at their heads and have come back for more and now crave this.

This group entered S27 as just wanna be rookies and through rigorous bastardization and Furies love can now be known as TWAT Rookies.

May you go forth and be annoying campaigners and let the rest of the SFA know you are TWAT Rookies.
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May the lord bless your soul.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Just posted this in our match thread

The Furies are proud to announce the following Furie Rookies:
Carson Dial , Edmund hunt and TigerTime_89 have passed thier Tactical Warfare Aggressive Training (TWAT) program.

During this grueling 4 weeks they have lived on a furies diet of goon and scraps from the dumpster to build up their cast iron guts to a level were they can eat _Cayz_ stale hamburgers without getting gastro. They have been flogged, punched in the neck and had numerous cans of West End chucked at their heads and have come back for more and now crave this.

This group entered S27 as just wanna be rookies and through rigorous bastardization and Furies love can now be known as TWAT Rookies.

May you go forth and be annoying campaigners and let the rest of the SFA know you are TWAT Rookies.
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I'm still allowed to chuck tinnies at them though?

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'm still allowed to chuck tinnies at them though?

Since when did you ask permission to throw tinnies at people?

Furies gone soft

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Since when did you ask permission to throw tinnies at people?

Furies gone soft

There is a code to chucking tinnies at teammates

Only flogs like you and Sterge warrant it without restriction.

Now * off to that Hindenburg that is the Hawks thread

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I'm still allowed to chuck tinnies at them though?

bonus points for hitting a TWAT with a tinnie, they are now more skilled and harder to hit

 

[Hate]

Motivational Talk:

Keep calm. We're only at full blown panic stage!

 

[TJASTA]

Motivational Talk:

Keep calm. We're only at full blown panic stage!

nah mate, just go full #eco

 

[Ned_Flanders]

okay plebs, with the reign of 74 now under way, a few ground rules

1) don't bother me with pleb work. I hired "Brad Scott" the helper monkey to take care of that s**t. don't bother him while he's drinking though, unless you like faeces being flung at you

2) anyone who plays like a useless flog will have to post on every bullshit media thread naturaldumbarse and the bombers do next week as punishment. we no longer tolerate mediocrity at the Furies

3) anyone stealing goon from my skip will be traded to the Royals, you are warned

 

[Tigerturbulance]

well done today Furies, onward and upwards
we've picked ourselves off the canvas, now lets go punch the rest of the flogs who are in the way of us winning the premiership

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Well said!!

now lets head off to to Kittens and celebrate in style!!!

and noone let TJASTA out of the chair. when we released Sterge our season went to s**t, so lets not repeat that mistake FFS

 

[Hate]

Good job today, team. By team I really mean Tigerturbulance who put us in the backpack.