FIGJAM follows Hird into disgrace

[Shawt]

Irrelevant. Hird precedent had established that the head coach is responsible for everything that goes into a player's body.

No, the Hird precedent established that you don't do a scathing public "internal review" that gives up the game until you know you've really been caught.

 

[db swannie]

No.

Eddie will blame the players, and call for them to fairly face exactly what they deserve.

He will offer his support to them through what will no doubt be long suspensions, and may leave the door open for them to earn back the respect of the club.

Maybe.

As long as he and FIGJAM don't turn into Turd-Little Mk2 I won't need a vomit bag.

 

[DaVillaBlues]

Cuz to join the Pies as an assistant coach ..

 

[royals1922]

Hodge has more fat than the 3 of them combined

So kfc is a PED

 

[Gongswan]

 

[db swannie]

Sounds like they've earned a nice 2 year break.

Zero tolerance for this kind of stupidity. They have to face the consequences as players, and as representatives of the club they have failed so miserably.

Shit blokes.

Hey Shawt, fess up and admit when you heard 2 pies players had been done for drugs you prayed it was White and Armstrong

I bet Eddie did!

 

[Shawt]

Maybe.

As long as he and FIGJAM don't turn into Turd-Little Mk2 I won't need a vomit bag.

I can almost here the script he will read.

Key phrases.

Dissapointed
Shocked
"Let themselves down"
"Let their mates down"
Zero Tolerance
Acted without club consent
No place in the game
Stupid
Further education

 

[Shawt]

Hey Shawt, fess up and admit when you heard 2 pies players had been done for drugs you prayed it was White and Armstrong

I bet Eddie did!

Armstrong and Oxley actually

 

[NorthernLights]

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[Seedsman_]

If they took Peds, what's with there shithouse performance then? I mean even Stanton became serviceable ffs

 

[db swannie]

I can almost here the script he will read.

Key phrases.

Dissapointed
Shocked
"Let themselves down"
"Let their mates down"
Zero Tolerance
Acted without club consent
No place in the game
Stupid
Further education

You forgot

Family

And he's dying to say "the buck stops here" but he knows everyone will s******. Worse still, FIGJAM will take that as a contract extension.

 

[Shawt]

If they took Peds, what's with there shithouse performance then? I mean even Stanton became serviceable ffs

Looks like it's more related to their performance off the field...

 

[Lethality]

Did anyone see the Save Hird sign in the crowd at Wrestlemania?

 

[Shawt]

You forgot

Family

And he's dying to say "the buck stops here" but he knows everyone will s******. Worse still, FIGJAM will take that as a contract extension.

Family would be a longer shot. He is careful not to sound too flowery during a crisis.

Firm, deliberate and mean looking... then he will soften a touch at the end and be a little more General about challenges facing all players and clubs in the game.

 

[van peebles]

Sure, you can play GWS in Hobart.

Wouldnt lower our ANZAC heritage to play these cheapskates.

 

[Croat tiger]

Uh oh.

Divvy.

 

[Smeg Head]

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You just try and find someone without that facial expression while watching Freo v GWS.

 

[db swannie]

Armstrong and Oxley actually

Still holding a candle for Jesse I see.

I can tell you (from bitter experience) the love only flows one way.

 

[El Dubya]

I'm shocked to be sitting here.

 

[Art Corvelay]

I can almost here the script he will read.

Key phrases.

Dissapointed
Shocked
"Let themselves down"
"Let their mates down"
Zero Tolerance
Acted without club consent
No place in the game
Stupid
Further education

Stand together will probably get a run.

 

[Andy Brennan]

Ryan Crowley - hero who took something to fight through immense pain.

Josh Thomas and lachlan Keefe - vain losers who took bodybuilding drugs to look better

 

[db swannie]

Family would be a longer shot. He is careful not to sound too flowery during a crisis.

Firm, deliberate and mean looking... then he will soften a touch at the end and be a little more General about challenges facing all players and clubs in the game.

Do you think he will have his red face on? Will there be 7 Flags draped behind him?

Seriously, will bucks be by his side?

 

[royals1922]

"I am shocked to be here. The football club from the Board to the bootstudders are disappointed with the players.

Keefe and Thomas are fine young men who have made a big mistake. They will learn the hard way that playing AFL is a privilege not a right and we will offer such support as we can to help them but really their fate is in their own hands.

Hopefully the other players will learn from their mates and the Crowley matter that you should run everything by the club doctor.

And we as a club will do a full audit to see how we can improve, to the extent that we can do so, to ensure that our players are properly educated about the drugs regime in football.

We must stamp out the use of performance enhancing drugs and we welcome the decision of ASADA and shall cooperate fully with them. Any questions."

Eddie's statement

 

[BigJoeD_]

A fat loss drug eh - nobody told them AOD was AOK?

 

[db swannie]

Stand together will probably get a run.

Maybe they'll play that 18 min promo vid and all the journos will run from the room with vomit in their mouths.