FIGJAM follows Hird into disgrace

[Shawt]

Do you think he will have his red face on? Will there be 7 Flags draped behind him?

Seriously, will bucks be by his side?

Gary Pert and Bucks to his right, players at his left, heads dropped lookin like they just had a cavity search to check if they brought anything into the presser.

Wouldn't expect the purple head to come out, that's morw a spontaneous reaction. This will be well managed and staged... interesting to see if they skip having sponsors banners behind them and just go for black curtains

 

[db swannie]

Ryan Crowley - hero who took something to fight through immense pain.

Josh Thomas and lachlan Keefe - vain losers who took bodybuilding drugs to look better

Crowley took painkillers to get over all the hurtful names people call him.

 

[Duritz]

#standbyfigjam

Get it trending!!

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Anzac Day has become the battle of the junkies.. sad day

 

[Shawt]

Anzac Day has become the battle of the junkies.. sad day

Except our druggies won't be playing.

Get behind us

 

[db swannie]

Gary Pert and Bucks to his right, players at his left, heads dropped lookin like they just had a cavity search to check if they brought anything into the presser.

Wouldn't expect the purple head to come out, that's morw a spontaneous reaction. This will be well managed and staged... interesting to see if they skip having sponsors banners behind them and just go for black curtains

Def no sponsors. It's the only time they don't want logos paraded. They might hold the presser at a White Lady Funeral parlour.

 

[royals1922]

A fat loss drug eh - nobody told them AOD was AOK?

Isn't the problem that ASADA changed that.

 

[Haduken]

Shamelessly stolen from another site..

Gillon said food prices at the games will be lower: How low you ask? Well we just gave ASADA 2 pies for free!

 

[db swannie]

"I am shocked to be here. The football club from the Board to the bootstudders are disappointed with the players.

Keefe and Thomas are fine young men who have made a big mistake. They will learn the hard way that playing AFL is a privilege not a right and we will offer such support as we can to help them but really their fate is in their own hands.

Hopefully the other players will learn from their mates and the Crowley matter that you should run everything by the club doctor.

And we as a club will do a full audit to see how we can improve, to the extent that we can do so, to ensure that our players are properly educated about the drugs regime in football.

We must stamp out the use of performance enhancing drugs and we welcome the decision of ASADA and shall cooperate fully with them. Any questions."

Eddie's statement

Main Board. GTFO

 

[Shawt]

Def no sponsors. It's the only time they don't want logos paraded. They might hold the presser at a White Lady Funeral parlour.

I don't know, they might bust out some of our lower tier sponsors to get them a run. It's hard for them to get a show in most years.

 

[db swannie]

I don't know, they might bust out some of our lower tier sponsors to get them a run. It's hard for them to get a show in most years.

Centrelink
DPP
Local tattoo parlours
...

 

[B0SK]

****, I've worked out what's happened here. Sorry guys, it's a massive misunderstanding. They actually meant the Port Magpies, from the SANFL. Seems B0SK gave them the tip off about Ports suspicious rise, and they've gotten confused on the Magpies thing. Gosh, glad this mistake was cleared up.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Isn't the problem that ASADA changed that.

This is not the time nor place for semantics

 

[Shawt]

This is not the time nor place for semantics

Especially with so many Collingflogs in here to deflect/melt.

You'd have to spend 10-12 minutes with each of us to explain what the word actually meant.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Performance enhancing?

Ban water, being hydrated enhances your performance.

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

This may finally bring Essendon & Collingwood fans together in a loving embrace

#standbytirdandnafan
#embracedisgrace

 

[royals1922]

Gary Pert and Bucks to his right, players at his left, heads dropped lookin like they just had a cavity search to check if they brought anything into the presser.

Wouldn't expect the purple head to come out, that's morw a spontaneous reaction. This will be well managed and staged... interesting to see if they skip having sponsors banners behind them and just go for black curtains

The Scanners head explosion

 

[Duritz]

#standbyfigjam

 

[ArcherOfLoaf]

It's a body sculpting drug. Every chance these two took it upon themselves given their physiques have always been less than "stereotypical" compared to most footballers. The fact that live(d) together should come as no coincidence there.

I can just see Bucks and Eddie breaking down the door to their place like this

 

[carnthedons]

This may finally bring Essendon & Collingwood fans together in a loving embrace

#standbytirdandnafan
#embracedisgrace

We'll just start our own comp. No minnows need apply.

 

[Toffee Lion]

Are they entitled to a refund? Obviously did stuff all for them.

 

[Higgins2Waite]

Performance enhancing?

Ban water, being hydrated enhances your performance.

 

[Shawt]

Are they entitled to a refund? Obviously did stuff all for them.

Slimming drugs, used to make their abs look better on Instagram.

We would need to see their off season tally to determine if their performances were enhanced.

 

[El Dubya]

#standbyfigjam

I'm kind of unclear on the effects of clembuterol. Some have used it for weight loss, including body builders in the cutting stage. At the same time it was used by a sprinter in the 1992 Olympics and by Alberto Contador, which seem somewhat contradictory. Can anyone confirm what the Collingwood pair were using it for?

 

[Beer n Skittles]

Slimming drugs, used to make their abs look better on Instagram.

We would need to see their off season tally to determine if their performances were enhanced.

Plus it has an anabolic effect & speeds up metabolism