FTA-TV First Date - Part 2

[Shell]

Oh god. Brb getting a bucket in anticipation for after this ad break.

 

[Shell]

Justynn. Intruder on Aust B.B.

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Oh yeah!

And he got a haircut and shave and looked all hot.

 

[Shell]

And instead of like jesus.

 

[Chicago1]

OMG I put darklake on Ignore and now I miss her sooooo much.

 

[Chicago1]

OMG They coulda died in the Hawaii missile attack.

 

[Shell]

His seduction technique is 10/10

 

[Shell]

Where the hell is the bloody groom?

 

[Shell]

I would throw up too if i was marrying him.

 

[Shell]

Exactly.

 

[Chicago1]

Suuuucccck it dude.

I can't read this! LOL

 

[Shell]

But not too much, these days churches are like booked to the max.

 

[Shell]

Have fun living on the street.

 

[Shell]

Lmao the mum looks rapt af this is happening.

 

[Shell]

Ooooooh they were setting up the reception.

Fair enough.

 

[Shell]

Screw having to do that shit on your wedding day tho.

Other slaves should do it for you.

 

[Chicago1]

I presume ugly guy's first wedding wasn't in a Christian church.

 

[Chicago1]

And they lived happily ever after... barf.

 

[Shell]

Dude's gotta lift a weight or two. Please.

 

[Shell]

And maybe get some sun too.

 

[Chicago1]

One? One? You'r an effin Mormon! You have to have at least six kids.

 

[Shell]

One is basically code for "i dont want kids"

 

[Shell]

I should know, cos I used it on my ex.

 

[Chicago1]

How lovely... barf.

 

[Chicago1]

And they're all still together as of 2017. Sad.

 

[Shell]

And they're all still together as of 2017. Sad.

Aw you are kidding me piss off.



I mean.... good on them.