FTA-TV First Date - Part 2

[Shell]

GET TO THE ****ING DATES FFS

 

[drd23]

GET TO THE ******* DATES FFS

They better be better than this shit with the Tinder screen

 

[Shell]

Finally

 

[drd23]

I wonder if the dates know that they are being filmed?

 

[Shell]

Pfft. if this was FDs we'd have had 10 dates, ****ing and someone knocked up by now.

 

[Shell]

I wonder if the dates know that they are being filmed?

Lol i would hope so.

 

[Shell]

So why are u knobs sitting outside then

 

[Shell]

#textbooksovertexting

 

[drd23]

"Would you like to go out again some time?"
awkward pause
"I WOULD! Thank you for asking"

 

[Shell]

One date. The whole show had one date.

Get. ****ed.

 

[drd23]

Its clearly about the people talking shit while looking at Tinder. The actual dates are an after-thought

 

[Shell]

I wanted to see thesci fi nerd get rejected and thus feel better about my sad lyfe.

 

[Shell]

Just like the show. Onto GO for Usa Celeb BB.

I got the tv on mute. I need a break.

 

[Shell]

Yeah our bb that was a massive no no

 

[Shell]

Its also just boring af "we gotta get the guys out we gotta maintain control" is that all they ****ing talk about in there srsly.

Why nine are even airing this idk..

 

[darklake]

I wish they'd make them ride a blow-up whale or play a game or something. Anything.

 

[Shell]

I wish they'd make them ride a blow-up whale or play a game or something. Anything.

Damn straight NSWCROW

 

[Shell]

Meanwhile i may just make it to midnight..

 

[NSWCROW]

Damn straight NSWCROW

 

[Shell]

This Casio better be good

 

[Shell]

He can eat the pot plants

 

[Shell]

"No bacon" two words Americans just do not understand

 

[Shell]

"ive never shot a gun". Add it to the above list

 

[Shell]

Jesus tell that stuck up bitch to go **** herself.

 

[Shell]

Where the hell is everyone and where the hell are my presents.