FTA-TV First Date - Part 3

[HomerThompson]

No. Hold your breath until I tell you to let go... START...

Let me guess C1 - next you'll be giving instructions on how to blow?

 

[Chicago1]

I'll be back in five minutes...

Oops... sorry, Shell. You can let go now.

 

[Shell]

You know what back in 5 in BF world means right..

 

[Shell]

 

[Chicago1]

Let me guess C1 - next you'll be giving instructions on how to blow?

Hey, enough of that filth. I read the posts from last night. You ought to be ashamed... but I presume Shell had a Medusa-like control over you, so I guess I can hardly blame you.

 

[HomerThompson]

Hey, enough of that filth. I read the posts from last night. You ought to be ashamed... but I presume Shell had a Medusa-like control over you, so I guess I can hardly blame you.

"had" ???

 

[Chicago1]

You know what back in 5 in BF world means right..

I do not speak your dirty language! (Can you teach me?)

 

[Shell]

Pass.

 

[Chicago1]

"had" ???

Her power fades in the daylight, like a vampire's.

 

[Shell]

I'm in maths class atm and were doing probability.

The teacher just said whats the chances of getting a "cream filled, hard centred or nut filled chocolates"?




Am trying hard not to wet myself laughing.

 

[Shell]

Personally i'd like a hard one.


Def not cream thanks.


/omg im going to lose it in a min

 

[Shell]

NONE of the kids flinched. They are all so innocent its not funny.

 

[Shell]

Or its quite possible theyre just way more mature than me.

 

[Shell]

He keeps saying hard, cream and nuts over and over again

 

[Shell]

Ok the example is over thank christ.

 

[Shell]

Never knew probability could be so dirty or so funny.

 

[HomerThompson]

Never knew probability could be so dirty or so funny.

What are the odds?

 

[Shell]

What are the odds?

HT with the assist.

 

[Shell]

Spooky

 

[HomerThompson]

Spooky

Harry's related to the Flight Centre guy? Wow.

 

[drd23]

Who's the guy on the right?

 

[Shell]

Bernie.

I mean Prince Phillip

 

[Shell]

Just walked past a media class. They're watching Ferris Beullers DO, the lucky ducks.

 

[Shell]

... i recall central park in fall.. how you tore your dress what a mess..

 

[Shell]

Where is everyone.

I met my ex-next door neighbour/best childhood friend who actually still lives next door (ie. in the house she grew up in)'s kids this afternoon.

I could not understand one word the adorable three year old was saying but his mum translated for me..
"raaahlaaanaaaahgaaa?"
me: smiles politely looking bewildered
Mum: "do you like nuti grain?"