FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[74561347]

the professor on gilligans island deliberately got them marooned and then wanted to stay there.

in its run, he invented a lie detector, a washing machine, a sewing machine, a geiger counter, a telegraph, a electric generator, a hot air ballon and jetpack fuel yet couldnt manage to patch a two foot hole on the boat.

i think it was so he could hook up with mary ann and ginger because he knew his only competition on the island was the skipper who was old and fat, verdun howell who was already married and gilligan who was clearly developmentally challenged

 

[Shell]

Um. What about the coconut phone?

 

[Shell]

the professor on gilligans island deliberately got them marooned and then wanted to stay there.

in its run, he invented a lie detector, a washing machine, a sewing machine, a geiger counter, a telegraph, a electric generator, a hot air ballon and jetpack fuel yet couldnt manage to patch a two foot hole on the boat.

i think it was so he could hook up with mary ann and ginger because he knew his only competition on the island was the skipper who was old and fat, verdun howell who was already married and gilligan who was clearly developmentally challenged

If I were stranded on a desert island I'd expect all those inventions plus a slide from Level 4 of the boma down to the ground level.

 

[74561347]

and monkey butlers.

one at first but then he would train others

 

[Shell]

Simpsons next week:
Monday: Hurricane Neddy
Tues: the one where Homer goes tripping (and sees the alien who "brings you peace") ?
Wed: X-Files send up. No this is the one where the alien gives them peace.
Thurs: Marge's pretzel business. Fat Tony is in this one

 

[Shell]

Tbh I dont think I've ever seen an episode of Gilligan's Island from start to finish.

Or if I have I honestly can't remember it.

 

[74561347]

i remember it from when i was at school, it used to be on during the day so if i was home sick i would watch it.

the one where homer goes tripping i think is the one where he drinks the candle then eats all the chillis

 

[Shell]

Yeah I remember the theme song, that's about it.

 

[Shell]

i remember it from when i was at school, it used to be on during the day so if i was home sick i would watch it.

the one where homer goes tripping i think is the one where he drinks the candle then eats all the chillis

Yeah and he ends up in a lighthouse and Marge is or isnt his soulmate.

Its a pretty average ep. I prefer the Xfiles one.

 

[Shell]

Bit of trivia out of left field.


Q. If you watched every episode of the Simpsons back to back to back to back, how long would it take??

 

[74561347]

Bit of trivia out of left field.


Q. If you watched every episode of the Simpsons back to back to back to back, how long would it take??

229 hours.

the internet has ruined trivia

 

[Shell]

That is incorrect

 

[74561347]

what is the answer? i just looked at the first answer google gave me so maybe it was out of date

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

The answer is your answer.

 

[74561347]

words can hurt you know

now im happy again

 

[Shell]

It was lame I know.


I need coffee

 

[Shell]

I wanna kick my 24 hours self ago in the ****ing ass for not buying malk.

 

[Shell]

 

[74561347]

I wanna kick my 24 hours self ago in the ******* ass for not buying malk.

 

[74561347]

never liked coffee, couldnt stand the taste

tea also sucks

 

[Shell]

Wow. I just opened the door to the kitchen cupboard where I keep my rubbish (all tied up tight- both bags).

I almost vomited. The smell coming outta there is like the purple hubba bubba thats been chewed up, spat out, and been in the sun for 100 years. Minimum.

 

[Shell]

never liked coffee, couldnt stand the taste

tea also sucks

You know something. YOU SUCK.


You also suck as a kindergarten teacher. Those finger paintings....

Below par my friend.

 

[74561347]

You know something. YOU SUCK.


You also suck as a kindergarten teacher. Those finger paintings....

Below par my friend.

i like hot chocolate but only if it has marshmallows

and you cant make fun of me, ive been emotionally fragile since my girlfriend died. she fell off a cliff and died on impact

 

[Shell]

One or two marshmallows MAX and that is the sugar element in the hot chocolate.

Having said that im not a massive fan of HC tbh