FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Srsly i hate that ****en law- no trucks in the right lane.

ALL that does is make them terrorize us poor saps doing the speed limit in the left lane/s.


****ing arseh*le prick ****ing ****heads, i wanna rip off their heads and shit down their necks

 

[HomerThompson]

Ding ding ding.

You win a prize

Ooooh, what do I win?

 

[Shell]

It got to a point where i see a truck bearing down on me, i then move to the RIGHT to get out of their way.

What kind of bizzaro land are we living in, when ppl have to be driving like that. Ffs.

 

[Shell]

Ooooh, what do I win?

NOTHING. PISS OFF>



/sorry still mad

 

[Shell]

Actually no i got a prize here

 

[Shell]

Morgan's looking for it now..

 

[HomerThompson]

Seems more like a G, but thanks!

 

[Shell]

Did I hear Usher is doing the Superbowl next year?

 

[Shell]

He's got some bangers. Listening to Yeah! now

 

[Shell]

God we suck. We get ****en KISS, they get Usher.

 

[74561347]

Had a go at the creepy pedo who sits near me at work who has been sniffing loudly non stop since he got here. IF YOURE SICK GO HOME OR BLOW YOUR F**KING NOSE.

And apparantly I'm the bad guy

 

[Shell]

It could be hayfever. I sometimes realise Im sniffing a bit in the office and realise I shouldnt.

It's hard during spring.

 

[74561347]

This is constant

Every minute since he's been here

 

[74561347]

I wish I had a work from home job

 

[HomerThompson]

Did I hear Usher is doing the Superbowl next year?

Nice change from so many weddings.

 

[HomerThompson]

I wish I had a work from home job

Or Sniffy McSniffFace could work from home

 

[Shell]

This is constant

Every minute since he's been here

Hand him a box of tissues. Go on do it

 

[Shell]

Nice change from so many weddings.

Yeah!

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

I wish I had a work from home job

Yeah I wish school was 4 days, 1 WFH.

 

[74561347]

If I worked from home I would probably never put pants on.

Ever

 

[HomerThompson]

If I worked from home I would probably never put pants on.

Ever

I tried that. Now I work from home* all the time.






*prison

 

[Shell]

Yeah I wear pants around the house at all times, unless about to take a shower maybe.

 

[HomerThompson]

Same. Altho I always keep a paper grocery bag handy in case I misplace them.

 

[HomerThompson]