FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Aw **** off

 

[JackNah_8]

Tennis boss reveals Aus Open could be cancelled

Tennis Australia chief Craig Tiley has revealed the option of cancelling the Australian Open is still on the table.


Yay!!!!!! Fingers crossed! Keep out prima donnas from cootee ridden countries!

It's going ahead lol

 

[Shell]

Run it with no fans then. We can all watch it on TV who cares.

 

[Shell]

Anyone joining me naked and afraid later tonight?? In the other thread?

 

[Shell]

It's going ahead lol

I got it... fair dinkum this is what they should do. Outback- just rig up some tennis courts, backdrop Uluru- they all play out there middle of nowhere, no covid, everybody happy pappy.

 

[Shell]

And its a whole new surface "desert tennis"

 

[HomerThompson]

Anyone joining me naked and afraid later tonight?? In the other thread?

I'm afraid if you're naked then by definition there are no threads.....

 

[Shell]

There is a thread..

 

[Shell]

Lefthanded my right hand man, will you be live?

 

[HomerThompson]

I got it... fair dinkum this is what they should do. Outback- just rig up some tennis courts, backdrop Uluru- they all play out there middle of nowhere, no covid, everybody happy pappy.

Probably still cooler at Uluru in summer than centre court at the tennis centre

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

Probably still cooler at Uluru in summer than centre court at the tennis centre

Nah its the wet season. They'd get rained out.

 

[Shell]

Lefthanded my right hand man, will you be live?

That is quite possibly my most clever post, ever....

 

[JackNah_8]

Probably still cooler at Uluru in summer than centre court at the tennis centre

They are going to melt in feb

 

[Shell]

They are going to melt in feb

Fed first hopefully.

All that'll be left would be his shoes with his ****ing initials on them

 

[HomerThompson]

Fed first hopefully.

All that'll be left would be his shoes with his ******* initials on them

Won't somebody think of the quokkas?

 

[HomerThompson]

They are going to melt in feb

Night tournament only?

 

[Shell]

Won't somebody think of the quokkas?

Did you get the HS on Sunday? There was a double page spread on them, was hilarious.

 

[Shell]

Night tournament only?

Not enough courts for that.

 

[Shell]

Or time... unless you wanna go all night long. Like Lionel Richie

 

[HomerThompson]

Fed first hopefully.

All that'll be left would be his shoes with his ******* initials on them

Tomic always melts quickly

 

[HomerThompson]

Not enough courts for that.

Limit the entrants to 16

 

[Shell]

Tomic always melts quickly

"Icy pole quitter" is Tomic's middle name

 

[Shell]

Limit the entrants to 16

Oh what an awesome tournament that would be!!

 

[HomerThompson]

8 men and 8 women. Last one standing takes all.