FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Ok this carnival is brilliant. Someone is getting me maccas.

 

[Shell]

Old people suck

With the way today is going I thought it must have been national ask a cacophony of incredibly stupid questions with blatantly obvious answers day

Examples please

 

[Shell]

Sounds to me like you need a new phone.

I do. My phone is starting to switch itself off randomly.

 

[74561347]

Examples please

"Why do I need to give my email?" - when trying to get etickets

"Who has a password for their email? I don't have to at home, that doesn't make sense" - trying to get their emails on a library computer

"Are you open or closed" - nah mate were closed, I'm just hanging out here for ****ing fun and the door is open to air out the building

If I was able to shoot people indiscriminately the world would be a much better place

 

[Shell]

Mmmm hand delivered maccas

 

[Shell]

Lol everyone else is eating their shitty salad rolls for lunch

 

[Shell]

"Why do I need to give my email?" - when trying to get etickets

"Who has a password for their email? I don't have to at home, that doesn't make sense" - trying to get their emails on a library computer

"Are you open or closed" - nah mate were closed, I'm just hanging out here for ******* fun and the door is open to air out the building

If I was able to shoot people indiscriminately the world would be a much better place

Move to the states and go for your life!

 

[Shell]

Probably hand out the AKA47s at the airport as you disembark

 

[74561347]

Mmmm hand delivered maccas

A friend of mine has a kid who is the most entitled sook piece of shit on the planet so my favourite thing to do when I go around is to get a heap of maccas nuggets on the way and eat them all in front of him

The meltdowns are epic

 

[Shell]

A friend of mine has a kid who is the most entitled sook piece of sh*t on the planet so my favourite thing to do when I go around is to get a heap of maccas nuggets on the way and eat them all in front of him

The meltdowns are epic

How old is this kid?

 

[Shell]

Hoarders​

Charles/Alvin
8:30PM - 9:20PM

Family members worry about the well-being of Charles, a painter whose home is filled with thousands of nude portraits. Meanwhile Alvin, an out-of-control hoarder, moves his food and television into the bathroom.

 

[Shell]

Lol wtaf. Nude portraits.

 

[Kram]

Heard this fat flog kid in the background wailing and moaning rolling around on the ground a few minutes after his lesson. Teacher eventually comes over and he goes "I accidently ran into the pole!!!"

I laughed.

 

[74561347]

How old is this kid?

8 or 9

 

[Kram]

Lol everyone else is eating their shitty salad rolls for lunch

What did ya get.

I'd take a salad roll but would 100% want something from Maccas for dessert.

edit - I don't mind their nuggets, haven't had them in god knows how long.

 

[Kram]

A friend of mine has a kid who is the most entitled sook piece of sh*t on the planet so my favourite thing to do when I go around is to get a heap of maccas nuggets on the way and eat them all in front of him

The meltdowns are epic

Next time go around with some KFC and offer him some but then eat all the skin of it first like Cartman.

 

[darklake]

Hoarders​

Charles/Alvin
8:30PM - 9:20PM

Family members worry about the well-being of Charles, a painter whose home is filled with thousands of nude portraits. Meanwhile Alvin, an out-of-control hoarder, moves his food and television into the bathroom.

Must watch tv.

 

[troybe]

Stupid Yanks will blur out all the paintings, hate it when they blur out stuff on TV shows because of copyright.


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[Shell]

What did ya get.

I'd take a salad roll but would 100% want something from Maccas for dessert.

edit - I don't mind their nuggets, haven't had them in god knows how long.

Cheese burger and large fries.

 

[Shell]

Stupid Yanks will blur out all the paintings, hate it when they blur out stuff on TV shows because of copyright.


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What do you expect from a country founded by prudes?

 

[Shell]

We'll be lucky if we see a painted butt cheek

 

[troybe]

They did it on Survivor or TAM some dude was wearing a Dodgers cap and they blurred out the LA, shit like that is just distracting


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[Shell]

God i ****ing hate these knobs on the show before Hoarders. Absolute bellends

 

[Shell]

Or twats. Its right there in blue and white

 

[Shell]

Now **** off arsehats