FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Ducks and swans are ok too.

 

[HomerThompson]

Nah, those smaller brown and white ****ers with black heads. Magpies are ok most of the time. Apart from at the footy.

 

[Shell]

Nah, those smaller brown and white *ers with black heads. Magpies are ok most of the time. Apart from at the footy.

Yeah I think I know the ones. I got attacked by one once- was not even swooping, it really meant business. I literally had to run for my life.

 

[HomerThompson]

I ****en hate birds. Except for rosellas or whatever they- the bright multicoloured ones that are always friendly.

Every other bird can gagf'd

Rosellas and lorikeets are nice, we get them a lot here. Galahs and corellas are pretty but noisy bastards

 

[HomerThompson]

Non footy eagles, swans, hawks all cool

 

[Shell]

So they're doing a remake of The Color Purple.

Dunno if thats necessary but ok..

 

[Shell]

Rosellas and lorikeets are nice, we get them a lot here. Galahs and corellas are pretty but noisy bastards

Yeah lorikeets. Love them they're my fave.

 

[Shell]

Seagulls and pigeons are probs the most annoying.

The latter i call them the rat of the sky.

 

[HomerThompson]

MIL insists on feeding birds, esp. seagulls, at every opportunity. I don't go out for walks with her anymore.

 

[Chicago1]

We're not allowed to have birdfeeders in our back courtyards. Too much crap and attracts mice and rats with the spillover. There was a snake in one courtyard I was told. I never go out to mine. I have to get a helper to pull the weeds. Last time was in Dec. I haven't even looked outside for a few weeks.

Birds do come in the back and tease Zsa Zsa while she looks out the bedroom sliding door.

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[Shell]

People who feed birds are morons.

 

[Shell]

And if they're feeding them bread, I'm fairly certain that's not good for them anyway

 

[Shell]

There's an absolute tool who puts out bread on the nature strip everyday near my school. It attracts these awful birds- all white look like cockatoos but arent. They're gross.

 

[74561347]

People who feed birds are morons.

i feed the cockatoos and galahs in my yard, but i use actual birdseed

 

[Shell]

i feed the cockatoos and galahs in my yard, but i use actual birdseed

That is your yard tho. The dickhead i described above does it on the nature strip.

 

[Shell]

So we gotta walk past/thru the birds all the time.

 

[Shell]

The sydney swans bumper sticker

 

[Shell]

Lol Richo. Thats classic

 

[Shell]

LAST DAY OF TERM!

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

My coworker says YES.

 

[HomerThompson]

That's the guy who tripled his productivity in one day!

 

[Shell]

Happy Cheese toast day

*not to be confused with grilled cheese

 

[Shell]

Double Cheeseburger Day