FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Or a Sistine

 

[Shell]

Next stop Pottersville!

 

[Shell]

Everybody's talkin at me.. I cant hear a word they're sayin.. just drivin around in Jon Voight's car.

 

[Shell]

I dont wanna be a cowboy!

 

[74561347]

Since I didn't get any food delivery last week, I thought I might as well take up a good Doordash offer today. The offer was for 40% off from a neighbourhood eatery - minimum order of $25. Two places on the list had free delivery, so I settled on a kebab shop that had fish and chips. I ordered a seafood basket for $20.70 and two dim sims for $5.30 to get me to the minimum. Total cost after the discount was $18.72.

Food arrived promptly. When I opened the bag I noticed two containers. They had given me two seafood baskets, but only charged me for one. So now I have an illegal seafood basket to eat late tonight. I fear that I might have a heart attack in the early hours of the morning, my punishment. Should I offer the extra meal to my neighbour instead? But what if she has a heart attack because of it? What a decision I have to make!

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Plant the second and grow a seafood tree

 

[74561347]

Or a Sistine

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You'll get your damn card
Just be f**king patient

 

[Shell]

Ok

 

[Shell]

C1 recorder set for tomorrow night's BD

 

[Shell]

Lmao am watching House Hunters International atm they're in Cairns. And this Asian lady moving here is literally terrified of the place.

 

[Shell]

I don't blame her tbh. Would not live up there if you paid me

 

[Shell]

I'd have a bed with a mosquito net over it, and wrap my own body in mosquito netting also.

 

[Shell]

Now got Alaskan Bush People on.

 

[Shell]

Why the hell are these ppl always building a house. Every episode it seems... Building a house

 

[Shell]

Mornin

 

[Shell]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You'll get your damn card
Just be f**king patient

I'll stand on this rock waiting..

 

[Shell]

Lmao I've private messaged about half a dozen or so ppl via facebook, asking for their mobile numbers. These are ppl I do not see regularly at all IRL, but still, feel comfortable enough asking for their mobiles, I mean I did have them before.

In each msg, I've asked them how the are/how they've been.

Not one person in their msg back has responded to this, they've just replied back with their phone no.


Like... jesus.. why do I bother. Fair dinkum.

 

[Shell]

I've never understood ppls reluctance to engage via facebook msging.

You see ppl online all the freaking time, no one talks.

 

[Shell]

Happy National Fluffernutter Day.


..... that sounds like something off a pr0n set.

 

[Shell]

Oh Happy Birthday Matt Damon

 

[Shell]

And Happy Octopus Day (yum)

And International hug a Podiatrist day.

 

[Shell]

+ don't forget the Salmon either

 

[Kram]

HomerThompson and LukeParkerno1 I feel a bit better now but thanks for your support when I was really struggling last week, it helped.

 

[HomerThompson]

HomerThompson and LukeParkerno1 I feel a bit better now but thanks for your support when I was really struggling last week, it helped.

No worries Kram, glad to hear you're a bit better. [emoji106]

 

[Shell]

Same

 

[Shell]

****. this. shite.