FTA-TV First Dates - Part 8 - Dead Dates

[Kram]

Staffer - Mr President, Mr Albanese contacted us and would like a meeting.
█████ - Who?
Staffer - You know, Anthony Albanese the Australian Prime Mister.
█████ - Blank stare

 

[Voula]

Staffer - Mr President, Mr Albanese contacted us and would like a meeting.
█████ - Who?
Staffer - You know, Anthony Albanese the Australian Prime Mister.
█████ - Blank stare

Albo has dodged a bullet. The Orange Turd would've crapped on about Paracetamol being bad for pregnant women and that kids are getting too many vaccines.

 

[Voula]

Good morning

 

[HomerThompson]

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[Chicago1]

Survivor 49 starts tomorrow. Footy Show and The Front Bar also on at same time.

 

[Voula]

Survivor 49 starts tomorrow. Footy Show and The Front Bar also on at same time.

Will probably watch Survivor on Saturday night.

Came to the holiday house for a few days. Will be back for the GF.

 

[Chicago1]

I'll watch Survivor live and the other two online probably on Friday.

 

[Voula]

Morning. It's a bit gloomy here this morning. Although the sun is trying to peak through.

 

[the_interloper]

At one of my favourite cafes for a banana smoothie and long black, intended on doing emails but none really overnight so I'll prob chill on here.

 

[74561347]

I'm a middle aged lesbian with a stupid short haircut

 

[HomerThompson]

I'm a middle aged lesbian with a stupid short haircut

Good for you!

 

[Kram]

Better get down the gym before all the momos turn up.

 

[Voula]

My brother sent me a screenshot of the preseale ticket prices for next year's Australian Open Men's Final. $4,999!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!! They can't be serious.

 

[Kram]

I wouldn't even pay $499.

 

[Kram]

the_interloper lol at him talking about Segal.

 

[the_interloper]

the_interloper lol at him talking about Segal.

This is the funniest one about Seagal, have heard it from several different sources too. Cliffs are Seagal told Gene Lebell (grappling legend) that no one could choke him out, Lebell decided to test this, Seagal got choked out and shit his pants ha ha

 

[Kram]

I'm going to be the literally be the only staff member at school Tuesday and Wednesday

1+ hour lunch break I think

 

[Voula]

I'm going to be the literally be the only staff member at school Tuesday and Wednesday

1+ hour lunch break I think

Do you have to work everyday of the school holidays?

 

[Kram]

Do you have to work everyday of the school holidays?

Yep.

Even the cleaners get 1 week off.

In saying that it is kind of good because you can just get whatever done in there without anyone annoying you.

 

[Chicago1]

I'm watching one of my favourite films, Tootsie, on 7 Flix. There goes going to bed early tonight. Doesn't matter. Nothing going on today. I can sleep in until late afternoon.

 

[Chicago1]

I'm going to be the literally be the only staff member at school Tuesday and Wednesday

1+ hour lunch break I think

It was 26 years ago that I spent two days of my last school holidays tutoring some of my Year 12 English students at school. Took me two buses to get there. They'd be in their mid 40s now, just a few years younger than I was at the time.

 

[Voula]

Good Morning.

It's Grand Final day!

 

[Voula]

Storm is in the Grand Final!

 

[Voula]

I'm at the game. Should have a good view of Snoop Dog.

 

[Voula]

Kram Katy Perry at last year's Grand Final...