Meltdown Fixture deep dive: Geelong (with bonus Jeremy Cameron stats)

[Chronz]

Let's get right to it.

Round	Vs	W / L	Margin
1	Freo	W	78
2	Aints	L	7
3	Lions	L	9
4	Melb	W	39
5	Adel	W	19
6	Hawf	W	7
7	Blose	L	18
8	Pies	W	3
9	GWS	L	4
10	Paer	W	76
11	Dogs	W	14
12	Coke	W	43
13	Nepo	W	24
14	Drug	W	95
15	Lions	L	41
16	Bye
17	Tugs	W	72
18	GWS	L	26
19	Aints	W	31
20	Norf	W	101
21	Paer	W	88
22	Drug	W	44
23	Swines	TBD
24	Tugs	TBD

Last top 8 W: Rd.13 Vs Nepos
2nd last top 8 W: Rd. 8 Vs Pies


Pictured: Rick Stone, the guy who has been doing the AFL fixturing for the last 22 years.

Jeremy Cameron: Goals

Total: 79
Against top 9: 25
Against bottom 9: 54

And that is just to start us off, please feel free to add more insights or statistical interpretations below.
Meteoric Rise this is your specialty, your contributions would be invaluable.


To spice up the fred.

smasha Aristotle Pickett Tiger2709 Grin Xtreme A Cut Above triple treat TazHawk15

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Premierships are measured on beating Carlton.
So by that stat alone it's a NO for jilong this year

 

[Grin]

Let's get right to it.

Round	Vs	W / L	Margin
1	Freo	W	78
2	Aints	L	7
3	Lions	L	9
4	Melb	W	39
5	Adel	W	19
6	Hawf	W	7
7	Blose	L	18
8	Pies	W	3
9	GWS	L	4
10	Paer	W	76
11	Dogs	W	14
12	Coke	W	43
13	Nepo	W	24
14	Drug	W	95
15	Lions	L	41
16	Bye
17	Tugs	W	72
18	GWS	L	26
19	Aints	W	31
20	Norf	W	101
21	Paer	W	88
22	Drug	W	44
23	Swines	TBD
24	Tugs	TBD

Last top 8 W: Rd.13 Vs Nepos
2nd last top 8 W: Rd. 8 Vs Pies

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Pictured: Rick Stone, the guy who has been doing the AFL fixturing for the last 22 years.

Jeremy Cameron: Goals

Total: 79
Against top 9: 25
Against bottom 9: 54

And that is just to start us off, please feel free to add more insights or statistical interpretations below.
Meteoric Rise this is your specialty, your contributions would be invaluable.


To spice up the fred.

smasha Aristotle Pickett Tiger2709 Grin Xtreme A Cut Above triple treat TazHawk15

1/ Don't be so f*ing obsessed with Richmond and Richmond supporters.
2/ Don't tag every Richmond supporter who posts on the bay when you come up with a shit idea for a thread that's got nothing to do with Richmond.
3/ Your not our rival. Your rivals are other equally little, non Melbourne parasite teams like Port, Gold Coast and GWS.
4/ If Richmond were in the finals, history tells us that little Geelong wouldn't be going very far, despite your drug cheating, salary cap cheating, cheat ground cheating, umpire bias cheating, rule change cheating, soft fixture cheating etc. etc.
5/ Geelong has the least loyal, most pea hearted supporters in the AFL who abandon their club quicker that a Corey Enright 300th at the first sniff of challenging times.

 

[Footy Is Good]

1/ Don't be so f*ing obsessed with Richmond and Richmond supporters.
2/ Don't tag every Richmond supporter who posts on the bay when you come up with a shit idea for a thread that's got nothing to do with Richmond.
3/ Your not our rival. Your rivals are other equally little, non Melbourne parasite teams like Port, Gold Coast and GWS.
4/ If Richmond were in the finals, history tells us that little Geelong wouldn't be going very far, despite your drug cheating, salary cap cheating, cheat ground cheating, umpire bias cheating, rule change cheating, soft fixture cheating etc. etc.
5/ Geelong has the least loyal, most pea hearted supporters in the AFL who abandon their club quicker that a Corey Enright 300th at the first sniff of challenging times.

 

[Grin]

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Soz. It just shits me when the AFL manages to manufacture some unearned success for these little parasite clubs that no one cares about, their supporters start thinking of themselves as equals. As if Geelong lives matter or something.

 

[Chronz]

1/ Don't be so f*ing obsessed with Richmond and Richmond supporters.
2/ Don't tag every Richmond supporter who posts on the bay when you come up with a shit idea for a thread that's got nothing to do with Richmond.
3/ Your not our rival. Your rivals are other equally little, non Melbourne parasite teams like Port, Gold Coast and GWS.
4/ If Richmond were in the finals, history tells us that little Geelong wouldn't be going very far, despite your drug cheating, salary cap cheating, cheat ground cheating, umpire bias cheating, rule change cheating, soft fixture cheating etc. etc.
5/ Geelong has the least loyal, most pea hearted supporters in the AFL who abandon their club quicker that a Corey Enright 300th at the first sniff of challenging times.

Well this is very unexpected. Insane Grin 60 IQ, 0 reading comprehension, complete and utter meltdown.

1/ Read the title.
2/ Read the contents of the opening post.
3/ Look at my supported team.
4/ Give yourself an uppercut.

You absolute tugger nutcase.

 

[Grin]

Well this is very unexpected. Insane Grin 60 IQ, 0 reading comprehension, complete and utter meltdown.

1/ Read the title.
2/ Read the contents of the opening post.
3/ Look at my supported team.
4/ Give yourself an uppercut.

You absolute tugger nutcase.

Soz Chronz,
You're a Richmond obsessed Collingwood supporter, not a Richmond obsessed Geelong supporter. Similar breed.
I guess I just wasn't interested in you enough to read any of your details.

Your anger at my neglect and blatant disrespect is completely justified. Even though Collingwood lives matter no more than Geelong ones, I sincerely apologise for making you feel unimportant. That reality bomb must have been deeply distressing.

 

[Purple Suit]

Geelong got a nice cozy fixture for their nice cozy extended stadium. Considering they are only getting 30k there on the best time slot, they will get stripped of a soft fixture next year. The AFL reserves that for the money makers and GeeeLow numbers ain’t that. Minow numbers that can’t use the size of their stadium as an excuse anymore.

 

[Chronz]

Soz Chronz,
You're a Richmond obsessed Collingwood supporter, not a Richmond obsessed Geelong supporter. Similar breed.
I guess I just wasn't interested in you enough to read any of your details.

Your anger at my neglect and blatant disrespect is completely justified. Even though Collingwood lives matter no more than Geelong ones, I sincerely apologise for making you feel unimportant. That reality bomb must have been deeply distressing.

He still doesn't understand the premise of this fred.



I love it when the unexpected occurs. You have created the spice I was looking for, but in a totally unintended way.

 

[Chronz]

Geelong got a nice cozy fixture for their nice cozy extended stadium. Considering they are only getting 30k there on the best time slot, they will get stripped of a soft fixture next year. The AFL reserves that for the money makers and GeeeLow numbers ain’t that. Minow numbers that can’t use the size of their stadium as an excuse anymore.

Very eye opening post there Purple Suit. Your contribution is appreciated.

 

[Footy Is Good]

Soz Chronz,
You're a Richmond obsessed Collingwood supporter, not a Richmond obsessed Geelong supporter. Similar breed.
I guess I just wasn't interested in you enough to read any of your details.

Your anger at my neglect and blatant disrespect is completely justified. Even though Collingwood lives matter no more than Geelong ones, I sincerely apologise for making you feel unimportant. That reality bomb must have been deeply distressing.

 

[smasha]

First half of their fixture not as hard as Cats fans lead us to believe.
The fixture after the bye,well that is a rort.

Swans hopefully make a game of it.

Richmond can go for it last round without any fear.

 

[Purple Suit]

First half of their fixture not as hard as Cats fans lead us to believe.
The fixture after the bye,well that is a rort.

Swans hopefully make a game of it.

Richmond can go for it last round without any fear.

It would be hilarious if Richmond ended Geelong’s season in the last round after ending Carlton’s in the first round.

 

[Chronz]

First half of their fixture not as hard as Cats fans lead us to believe.
The fixture after the bye,well that is a rort.

Swans hopefully make a game of it.

Richmond can go for it last round without any fear.

I foresee a Campbell/Mansell Tassie tagteam of pain coming up.

 

[FISTO]

I’d just like to point out that the only poster ITT whose team we’ve lost to is a Blooz.

Tis not our fault there are many shit truck teams. You should be angry with your own clubs.

 

[Grin]

He still doesn't understand the premise of this fred.

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I love it when the unexpected occurs. You have created the spice I was looking for, but in a totally unintended way.

Yes yes. A Collingwood supporter, desperate for attention from Richmond posters, hanging shit on Geelong for being a pack of filthy cheats. Not a Geelong supporter hanging shit on Richmond posters for getting away with being a pack of filthy cheats like I thought you were. My bad. Sorry for making you feel belittled and worthless.
Cool fred

And please remember, even though I don't know anything about you and couldn't even be bothered finding out with a quick glance at your ID, everybody's somebody special. I definitely think you're a bit special

 

[Footy Is Good]

I’d just like to point out we’ve lost to Blooz.

 

[Footy Is Good]

I foresee a Campbell/Mansell Tassie tagteam of pain coming up.

Swans will cream them. They look shaky. The Drugs* almost beat them yesterday.

 

[Chronz]

Yes yes. A Collingwood supporter, desperate for attention from Richmond posters, hanging shit on Geelong for being a pack of filthy cheats. Not a Geelong supporter hanging shit on Richmond posters for getting away with being a pack of filthy cheats like I thought you were. My bad. Sorry for making you feel belittled and worthless.
Cool fred

And please remember, even though I don't know anything about you and couldn't even be bothered finding out with a quick glance at your ID, everybody's somebody special. I definitely think you're a bit special

Has anyone seen a Grin meltdown of this magnitude before? We thankyou for this freds added X-factor.

 

[zackah]

I was going to meltdown tag this anyway for the op stats spreadsheet melt and then I saw the Tugger explosion within. Oh my we have ourselves a MOTY contender here flogs

 

[Grin]

Has anyone seen a Grin meltdown of this magnitude before? We thankyou for this freds added X-factor.

Your welcome Chronz. I think it important that everyone pull their weight and meltdown from time to time for the entertainment of fellow baysters

However, on this occasion, you've mistaken me sneering at Geelong, then sneering at you, thereby accidentally damaging your fragile self esteem, as a meltdown.
What I did was much more embarrassing than a meltdown. I'm very sorry, and you're obviously hurt a angry. I can assure you that it was totally accidental, but appallingly ignorant on my behalf. I want you to know and believe that you're a special person.

I don't know what else I can do or say to make you feel better about yourself

 

[Chronz]

Your welcome Chronz. I think it important that everyone pull their weight and meltdown from time to time for the entertainment of fellow baysters

However, on this occasion, you've mistaken me sneering at Geelong, then sneering at you, thereby accidentally damaging your fragile self esteem, as a meltdown.
What I did was much more embarrassing than a meltdown. I'm very sorry, and you're obviously hurt a angry. I can assure you that it was totally accidental, but appallingly ignorant on my behalf. I want you to know and believe that you're a special person.

I don't know what else I can do or say to make you feel better about yourself

I simply made a topic of discussion and tagged posters who I thought would make some nice contributions toward it. You ended up in a frightening lashing out of unbridled rage against me for unknown reasons, then backpedalled into me looking for attention for my supposed self-esteem issues, with added hurtful insults. I'm scared and frighened, I'll be in the safe space fred for a while.

 

[Grin]

I simply made a topic of discussion and tagged posters who I thought would make some nice contributions toward it. You ended up in a frightening lashing out of unbridled rage against me for unknown reasons, then backpedalled into me looking for attention for my supposed self-esteem issues, with added hurtful insults. I'm scared and frighened, I'll be in the safe space fred for a while.

You've misunderstood. I was 'lashing out'/hanging shit on/melting down at someone who I mistakenly thought was a Richmond obsessed Geelong supporter. I'm sick of their desperate attention seeking. I really didn't mean to frighten anyone, and you didn't ask for or deserve it.
I, however, deserve all the punishment and scorn that's coming my way. I think I've utterly destroyed what might have grown into a lovely friendship.

 

[Chronz]

You've misunderstood. I was 'lashing out'/hanging shit on/melting down at someone who I mistakenly thought was a Richmond obsessed Geelong supporter. I'm sick of their desperate attention seeking. I really didn't mean to frighten anyone, and you didn't ask for or deserve it.
I, however, deserve all the punishment and scorn that's coming my way. I think I've utterly destroyed what might have grown into a lovely friendship.

Not phased at all. This turned out way better than expected.

 

[Grin]

Not phased at all. This turned out way better than expected.

I'm relieved
Thanks mate