Meltdown Fixture deep dive: Geelong (with bonus Jeremy Cameron stats)

[STPer18]

CollingSHIT and BITCHmond meltdown over little old Geelong? Yep, this round has been legendary. EVERY result going our way.

 

[FISTO]

I'd appreciate it if we could all go back to melting about Geelong now plz

 

[Footy Is Good]

Your welcome Chronz. I think it important that everyone pull their weight and meltdown from time to time for the entertainment of fellow baysters

However, on this occasion, you've mistaken me sneering at Geelong, then sneering at you, thereby accidentally damaging your fragile self esteem, as a meltdown.
What I did was much more embarrassing than a meltdown. I'm very sorry, and you're obviously hurt a angry. I can assure you that it was totally accidental, but appallingly ignorant on my behalf. I want you to know and believe that you're a special person.

I don't know what else I can do or say to make you feel better about yourself

 

[Footy Is Good]

Fish are biting early

 

[Grin]

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I big sad if you must know, and very disappointed with myself.
I just want to smile again.

 

[Grin]

Think I'll go down to the pub for a countery and watch North play on the tv there. That should cheer me up.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

How the turns have tabled

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I was going to meltdown tag this anyway for the op stats spreadsheet melt and then I saw the Tugger explosion within. Oh my we have ourselves a MOTY contender here flogs

Not bad for a thread created at 3 am.

 

[Meteoric Rise]

We should be celebrating the success of the industrial sized Scats cheating network.

Conscatualtions Geelaugh, you get to clog yet another Toyota AFL Finals Series and exit in straight sex or whatever that saying is.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

We should be celebrating the success of the industrial sized Scats cheating network.

Conscatualtions Geelaugh, you get to clog yet another Toyota AFL Finals Series and exit in straight sex or whatever that saying is.

Finals footy isn’t for every club my little Tugger friend.

 

[jannissary]

assumed a statsmelt fred was going to be from Meteoric Rise

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I wish Harry McKay

10

Harry Mckay

Age

27

Ht

200cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.4

2star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.4

5star

D

6.6

1star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.0

5star

got looked after by the Umpires that Jessica 'Rabbit' Cameron got every week by the umpires.

Got rag dolled and pushed around by filthy Suns Grubs. Got nothing.

Fact 50 % of Jessica's goals this season havs come from free kicks.

Facts don't lie.

 

[STPer18]

I wish Harry McKay got looked after by the Umpires that Jessica 'Rabbit' Cameron got every week by the umpires.

Got rag dolled and pushed around by filthy Suns Grubs. Got nothing.

Fact 50 % of Jessica's goals this season havs come from free kicks.

Facts don't lie.

Jezza has received 18 free kicks this season. He's kicked 79 goals. Even if EVERY free kick resulted in a goal this post would still be a #DKMBackfire.

#DKMBackfire

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Geelong got a nice cozy fixture for their nice cozy extended stadium. Considering they are only getting 30k there…

Not only are they barely averaging 30k at Goombah, their average home game attendance has gone backwards



Remember when Handbagger flogs used to say their home crowds were pathetic because of their 20 year stadium rebuild?

Well, that wasn’t it

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Not only are they barely averaging 30k at Goombah, their average home game attendance has gone backwards

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Remember when Handbagger flogs used to say their home crowds were pathetic because of their 20 year stadium rebuild?

Well, that wasn’t it

And many Cotton On Flogs think they are entitled to host finals down at Goon-Swilling Park or whatever ..

The arrogance and ignorance of Geelong supporters is mind blowing.

They make Flat Earthers look sane in comparison

 

[Chronz]

We should be celebrating the success of the industrial sized Scats cheating network.

Conscatualtions Geelaugh, you get to clog yet another Toyota AFL Finals Series and exit in straight sex or whatever that saying is.

Hi Meteoric, what are your thoughts on the raw statistics provided? Any extrapolations you can make based on these numbers? I definitely had you in mind when creating this fred my bigfooty forum friend/rival. I see some concerning data myself.

 

[Chronz]

The upcoming match against Shitney should be a half decent barometer of where the Cats are at. Swines have plenty of their core stars back in action and starting to show their true capabilities. They're still a bunch of chokers but could still pose a problem for the supposed top 2 locked-in Cats.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The upcoming match against Shitney should be a half decent barometer of where the Cats are at. Swines have plenty of their core stars back in action and starting to show their true capabilities. They're still a bunch of chokers but could still pose a problem for the supposed top 2 locked-in Cats.

I'll be donning my red and white mask for that game for sure.

Hope Cotton On lose by a point ! That would be delightful

 

[FISTO]

You flogs lost your way for a bit there but it’s good to see the fred back on track

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You flogs lost your way for a bit there but it’s good to see the fred back on track

Hey Vestina

Will you be watching your Crystal Palace take on Liverpool in the Community Shield ???

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Why don't your flog supporters go to games FISTO ?

 

[FISTO]

Why don't your flog supporters go to games FISTO ?

I don’t have any supporters that I’m aware of

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

I'm sure you're not mistaken

 

[Meteoric Rise]

Finals footy isn’t for every club my little Tugger friend.

You can say that again. Geelarious have outscored Tigers in one single finals series in 108 years. Tigers have outscored we play the game the way it should be played in 10 finals series in that time.

No largey, as you say, finals not for every club.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

You can say that again. Geelarious have outscored Tigers in one single finals series in 108 years. Tigers have outscored we play the game the way it should be played in 10 finals series in that time.

No largey, as you say, finals not for every club.

All you’ve got now is distant memories and historic statmelts.
You’ll be another 2 decades before winning a final