Football Drinking Games

[Chewy]

You're guaranteed to get pretty smashed playing these games


Drinking For Charity:
Whenever Adam Goodes receives a free kick, everyone must skol their beer.
If anyone can work out what the free kick was for, they can pass their "skol" onto somebody else.
Everyone must drink a shot of vodka for every time they show a different angle on the instant replay and it fails to show what the free kick was for.
Whenever Goodes cleans someone up with a high shot and does not get reported, everyone must shout "Protected species!"
Failure to do so, results in another skol.
Whenever Goodes whinges to the umpire after being penalised for smashing someone in the head, everyone must skol.



The Boys Load Up!
Whenever Bruce McAvaney says the word, "Clever" everyone must skol
Whenever Bruce McAvaney says the words, "Loads Up" everyone must scream "CAREY!!" in gravelly voice and skol
Whenever Bruce mentions Laycock's name, everyone must skol
Whenever Essendon kick a goal and Bruce screams, "The Bombers are coming!" everyone must scream "Brucey is coming!" and skol their beer. Failure to do results in a double skol.



Push Th' Little Daisy And Makem Come Up
During Collingwood games, whenever Dale Thomas gets an ineffective possession, everyone must scream in a high pitched, girly voice then skol their beer
If Thomas falls over, squibs it, takes a few short steps or gets pushed over, everyone must follow up with a shot of midori



The Laidley Layback
During North vs Hawthorn games, whenever the ball is kicked to Buddy Franklin, for every extra North defender inside their defensive 50m, everyone must take a sip of beer. If the ball enters their defensive 50m and North have more than six men flooding their defence, everyone must skol. Every time the TV cameras show Clarkson looking perplexed, everyone must make monkey noises and skol.



Feel free to add more fun drinking games...

 

[And_ROOS]

Hope noone did shots everytime Geelong goaled against WCE...

 

[ripitup27]

The Persistent Bigfooty Nuffy Skol

For every sooky Hawthorn post about North Melbourne beating them, everyone must do their best Kennett impression then do a Wet P*ssy shot.

For every post that says 'then' instead of 'than', the first person who sees it must grab a dictionary, turn to a random page, and pick someone to spell a word from said page. If they spell it correctly. the skol goes back on the original person. Spell it wrong and you have to sink it.

For every GC26 thread that makes no sense or is slighlty biased you must skol one beer. Guranteed to f u up.

He Jumps The Fence
Whenever Steve Johnson does something unconventional, and it fails, you must spin around, fall over and down two beers. If it comes off, shake head and mumble 'I could do that when I was a kid', then sip.

For every set shot Milne misses and every in-play goal he kicks you must do one shot of a hard liquor.

The Nostradamus Drunkard
For everytime that guy you watch footy with says 'he'll hit the post' when a player lines up the goals and he a) gets it wrong, he has to skol a beer or b) gets it right, you must sink five beers in quick succession.

For everytime that same guy says 'I predicted this would happen' when a team is coming back or an underdog is winning, you must drink a lolly water drink to numb the pain a little. If his 'predicition' turns to s*it, he must drink nothing but lolly water for the rest of the month, opening him up to wide spread criticism.

For evertime that guy says 'I knew this kid would be good' when a no namer stands up and does well, you must do a shot for every possession. If the player goes unsighted for five minutes, said nuffy must do two shots at a time.

 

[Frankston Rover]

The Collingwoodstock

Every time Joffa appears on screen, players must skol cheap bourbon and punch the person sitting next to them 3 times.

Bonus points are offered if a females backside is slapped.

The Fremantle Sprint

A skol for every goal kicked by Fremantle opposition after three quarter time (Drinks should be limited to 10 in the interests of public health)

 

[jacko57]

Older posters will understand this.........back in the day, my brother's mate Willy went to a Hawks game with his esky (as you did in those days), and said he would have a beer for every goal Huddo got. By 'beer', he meant a bottle of VB.....and I mean bottle, not stubby.

Huddo had 8 to half-time, when he did his knee. With all due respect to the great man, Willy's mates thought it was probably just as well!

 

[Ari]

haha top shelf Chewy!!!

 

[Chewy]

How to make those thrashings against the top sides more enjoyable and drown your sorrows at the same time:

Head Down, Bottoms Up!
Every time Joel Selwood, Paul Chapman, or any other Geelong footballer ducks their head in a tackle and receives a free kick for too high, then everyone must yell, "Head down, bottoms up!" and skol their beer.

Throw It Down!
You have to be on the ball for this one. Whenever Cooney, Boyd, Cross, Johnson or any other Bulldog players gain possession, get tackled and simply throw the ball away with incorrect disposal, then everyone must shout "Throw it down!" and skol their drink. If the umpires happen to penalise them for incorrect disposal, then everyone must fall off their bar stools.

FIFTY!
Whenever the Sydney Swans are awarded a 50m penalty, resulting in a shot at goal from 50m or closer, everyone must yell, "FIFTY!" and drink a double shot (50mL) of tequila. But if the shoe is on the other foot and a Swans footballer gets away with grabbing his opponent after a mark is taken, anyone who yells out "FIFTY!" must drink a double shot of absinthe. If the Swans happen to be penalised 50m, then it's drinks all round.

 

[bomberbill22]

Every time Leroy Jetta actually gets a kick. Probably only end up doing three or four shots

 

[choco123]

The Jeffrey Farmer

whenever Farmer gets a possession, drinkers must imitate ridiculous god pose then eye gouge another drinker. Person who is last to eye gouge another drinker must down five shots of vodka before farmer collects next possession, otherwise number of shots left at time of next possession is tripled (i.e. if you only do three shots when farmer next touches the ball, your two are automatically tripled to six). person who causes temporary/permanent blindness while eye gouging automatically loses.

actually this second clause shouldn't have too much effect as farmer frequently goes missing during games.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Not much of a drinker TBH. I'd much rather light up a joint and watch the Sainters play! ​

 

[Mitchell Madness]

every time sam mitchell kicks a goal, everyone must skol a beer while reciting the hawthorn theme song

 

[Frankston Rover]

Where's Wally

For those after a quiet night, during Power home games, as the camera pans with the game, participants must yell "There's Wally" when a Port supporter is spotted and take a shot of vodka.