Footy Jokes return...

[Dadadadaaaaaa]

The footy season is back in full swing, but it has been a few years since there's been some friendly footy banter on here to get us fired up, have a laugh and remember what we like and dislike about each club

Time to share your best jokes!

I'll start

Q: What's the difference between Richmond and Spring?
A: One actually participates in September

Q: Why are Essendon worse than Carlton?
A: Because they committed more than 1 crime

Mine aren't much good, I'm sure you'll all do better!

 

[deedog2]

 

[RedVest4]

Knock Knock
Who's there?

 

[dees arent rabble]

What is this shit

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Mine aren't much good, I'm sure you'll all do better!

I doubt it.

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from Jon Dorotich who was attempting to jack off all over it.

 

[David Schwarz]

Ty Vickery walks into an imaginary bar

 

[Spongebob]

Nafan = premierships

 

[Benny78]

Why do Hawfies try to drown themselves in Bass Strait? To be washups on the otherside.

Why is the campaigner Rupert Murdoch still alive? Because a fox told him to hang around longer and steal from the fans.

Yay!

 

[Cold Sober]

Bitchmoan FC,TOP 8 2017,hahaha

 

[Pessimistic]

Q: Why are Essendon worse than Carlton?
A: Because they committed more than 1 crime

Mine aren't much good, I'm sure you'll all do better!

Carlton don't associate with drug Cheats?

 

[footy4ever]

Ty Vickery walks into an imaginary bar

Way underrated!

 

[dav3]

Huh? The footy jokes don't return until Saturday, when they play Melbourne

 

[Dadadadaaaaaa]

Carlton don't associate with drug Cheats?
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I find it strange a Hawthorn fan would defend an Essendon joke.

Still good find, I never figured that out before!

 

[DrEvil_]

Is Richmond playing this weekend?

 

[74561347]

Why are cows so good at what they do?

Because they're outstanding in their field.

 

[11sjw]

Ty Vickery walks into an imaginary bar

and says "F**k that hurt!"

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Why did Jon Dorotich cross the road?

He was stuck to the chicken.

 

[Vikingblood]

Why did this thread go to the Divvy?

Because the OP is a Pencil Dick.

 

[Laphroaig]

Who needs footy jokes when we have AFLW ?

 

[R0GUE]

Why did the footy team call one of their players Tampon?

Because of his niggling injuries he was frequently in for one week and out for three.

(As told by suburban footballer)

See him if you get the chance. Highly recommended.

 

[Pessimistic]

Brett heady

 

[Chief]

Q: What do Brisbane and Eric Moussambani have in common?

A: Nothing really.

 

[craffles]

Steven Morris is a joke of a footballer

 

[NorthernLights]

Q: What do Brisbane and Eric Moussambani have in common?

A: Nothing really.

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