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The footy season is back in full swing, but it has been a few years since there's been some friendly footy banter on here to get us fired up, have a laugh and remember what we like and dislike about each club :)

Time to share your best jokes!

I'll start

Q: What's the difference between Richmond and Spring?
A: One actually participates in September

Q: Why are Essendon worse than Carlton?
A: Because they committed more than 1 crime

Mine aren't much good, I'm sure you'll all do better!
 
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Why do Hawfies try to drown themselves in Bass Strait? To be washups on the otherside.

Why is the campaigner Rupert Murdoch still alive? Because a fox told him to hang around longer and steal from the fans.

Yay!
 
Q: Why are Essendon worse than Carlton?
A: Because they committed more than 1 crime

Mine aren't much good, I'm sure you'll all do better!

Carlton don't associate with drug Cheats?
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Why did the footy team call one of their players Tampon?

Because of his niggling injuries he was frequently in for one week and out for three.

(As told by suburban footballer)

See him if you get the chance. Highly recommended.
 

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