Footy Jokes return...

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[HairyO]

Q: What do Brisbane and Eric Moussambani have in common?

A: Nothing really.

Too highbrow for the Bay.

Why do Collingwood fans smell so bad?

So blind people can hate them too.

 

[smasha]

My hashtag getting a good run in this thread.

 

[David Schwarz]

Q. What is smasha 's grand final?

A. The jalapeno filled "Armageddon" at Mrs. Parma's, for the time spent on the shitter afterwards alone

 

[smasha]

Q. What is smasha 's grand final?

A. The jalapeno filled "Armageddon" at Mrs. Parma's, for the time spent on the shitter afterwards alone

Love the Doggies.

 

[David Schwarz]

Love the Doggies.

Now that we've done it I kinda hope you guys get your act together soon and win the flag too. Out of all the clubs, you lot would most likely appreciate it as much as we did on a pure emotional scale

 

[smasha]

Now that we've done it I kinda hope you guys get your act together soon and win the flag too. Out of all the clubs, you lot would most likely appreciate it as much as we did on a pure emotional scale

Incredibly hard for us.

Doggies,with injuries from 7th spot and travelling in their first final,pretty amazing.

Richmond need a strong mind state.

Our club gets an injury,we fall apart.

Doggies lost some legends and still had a crack.

 

[smasha]

Now that we've done it I kinda hope you guys get your act together soon and win the flag too. Out of all the clubs, you lot would most likely appreciate it as much as we did on a pure emotional scale

Saints have been in the wilderness,we have won five flags in the last fifty years but we have been the poorest performing club in the league for the last thirty.
For a club with a big supporter base,that's a rubbish return.

Would be a huge shot in the arm for the AFL,if Richmond won a flag but everyone is petrified except for a few like you.

Rance hasn't had an intra club all pre season.

A big player out but we must not crawl to the corner.

Someone has to stand up.

 

[David Schwarz]

Saints have been in the wilderness,we have won five flags in the last fifty years but we have been the poorest performing club in the league for the last thirty.
For a club with a big supporter base,that's a rubbish return.

Would be a huge shot in the arm for the AFL,if Richmond won a flag but everyone is petrified except for a few like you.

Rance hasn't had an intra club all pre season.

A big player out but we must not crawl to the corner.

Someone has to stand up.

I don't think a team like Richmond is really helped with both the in house and outside pressure either.

Whilst we put a lot on ourselves to succeed, no one across the league ever did scrutinise our every move with a fine tooth comb like they do with the Tigs.

 

[Slammer]

Why is Collingwood like FedEx?

Because they don't deliver on weekends!

 

[peppy la pew]

Saints have been in the wilderness,we have won five flags in the last fifty years but we have been the poorest performing club in the league for the last thirty.
For a club with a big supporter base,that's a rubbish return.

Would be a huge shot in the arm for the AFL,if Richmond won a flag but everyone is petrified except for a few like you.

Rance hasn't had an intra club all pre season.

A big player out but we must not crawl to the corner.

Someone has to stand up.

Why are people petrified at the thought of Richmond winning the flag ?

 

[vjknight]

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seriously that jokes wearing a bit fin

 

[Chief]

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/please-delete-my-account.585550/

OK. Sorry to see you go mate.

 

[Dinsdale]

How many Tigers Fans does it take to change a light bulb?

They cant change a tyre, and you want them to change a light bulb? Come on...

 

[smasha]

How many Tigers Fans does it take to change a light bulb?

They cant change a tyre, and you want them to change a light bulb? Come on...

Grand final played.
Well done.

 

[MotleyLemon]

How many Tigers fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but how did they get in there?*

*NTTAWWT

 

[the avoca drover]

Steven Morris is a joke of a footballer

Would be Essendons fastest player to sprint to the bench when dragged.

 

[74561347]

A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studied from their floating laboratory off the coast of Baja Mexico. They came to believe that, if fed just the right combination of nutrients, this particular porpoise could, in theory, live forever.

To put this to the test, they studied the world's flora and fauna to see if any naturally occurring organism would fit the bill. They finally narrowed the selection down to an unusual species of mynah bird, and they sent a team of researchers off to gather a specimen.

It turns out that the mynah bird in question was quite rare, living only in a single tree in Kenya. The research team finally arrived at the tree to capture a bird, only to find that the tree was surrounded by a pride of very hungry lions, precluding any reasonable attempt to approach and climb the tree.

A suggestion was made that the lions might be manageable if they could be fed, and a couple of fat cape buffalo were captured and offered to the lions. The hungry lions devoured the hapless beasts and lay down upon the grass to sleep and to digest their meal.

One of the researchers then gingerly tiptoed past the lions, climbed the tree, and had little difficulty capturing one of the mynah birds. He climbed back down the tree and walked past the lions to rejoin the group when a game warden appeared and arrested him for
transporting mynahs across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

 

[vjknight]

dont get it

 

[Bokonon_]

A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studied from their floating laboratory off the coast of Baja Mexico. They came to believe that, if fed just the right combination of nutrients, this particular porpoise could, in theory, live forever.

To put this to the test, they studied the world's flora and fauna to see if any naturally occurring organism would fit the bill. They finally narrowed the selection down to an unusual species of mynah bird, and they sent a team of researchers off to gather a specimen.

It turns out that the mynah bird in question was quite rare, living only in a single tree in Kenya. The research team finally arrived at the tree to capture a bird, only to find that the tree was surrounded by a pride of very hungry lions, precluding any reasonable attempt to approach and climb the tree.

A suggestion was made that the lions might be manageable if they could be fed, and a couple of fat cape buffalo were captured and offered to the lions. The hungry lions devoured the hapless beasts and lay down upon the grass to sleep and to digest their meal.

One of the researchers then gingerly tiptoed past the lions, climbed the tree, and had little difficulty capturing one of the mynah birds. He climbed back down the tree and walked past the lions to rejoin the group when a game warden appeared and arrested him for
transporting mynahs across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Truly apalling joke
Kudos

 

[Psi-Roos]

A research group was engaged in a study of longevity in mammals and had recently focused their attention on a particular species of porpoise, which they studied from their floating laboratory off the coast of Baja Mexico. They came to believe that, if fed just the right combination of nutrients, this particular porpoise could, in theory, live forever.

To put this to the test, they studied the world's flora and fauna to see if any naturally occurring organism would fit the bill. They finally narrowed the selection down to an unusual species of mynah bird, and they sent a team of researchers off to gather a specimen.

It turns out that the mynah bird in question was quite rare, living only in a single tree in Kenya. The research team finally arrived at the tree to capture a bird, only to find that the tree was surrounded by a pride of very hungry lions, precluding any reasonable attempt to approach and climb the tree.

A suggestion was made that the lions might be manageable if they could be fed, and a couple of fat cape buffalo were captured and offered to the lions. The hungry lions devoured the hapless beasts and lay down upon the grass to sleep and to digest their meal.

One of the researchers then gingerly tiptoed past the lions, climbed the tree, and had little difficulty capturing one of the mynah birds. He climbed back down the tree and walked past the lions to rejoin the group when a game warden appeared and arrested him for
transporting mynahs across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.

Gold, Jerry! Gold.

 

[Asgardian]

Sooz is back?

 

[Happy_Hawker]

If you cross Kyle Cheney, a dairy farm, and Nathan Bock, you get Bock 'n' Cheney cheese.

 

[Dadadadaaaaaa]

OK. Sorry to see you go mate.

Is that a joke? Or serious

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

What does Bryce Gibbs and a bunch of teenage school girls hanging out the front of a pharmacy have in common?

None of them will go in for the pill