What line of defense should these two take? Greene has an eye fetish and Tomahwak thought Schoey had just eaten the last chicken wing without asking, so I can see why these campaigners did it, so let's help free them. Build a defense
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#FreeToby #FreeTomahawk
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"He was making a lead, that means he was was in play".
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Toby's defence is that his mother didn't love him enough and that he is just misunderstood and he didn't mean it and people are persecuting him.
Hawkin's defence is that he often plays polo with Gil McLaughlin and these connections should get him off like the French au pair .
Hawkin's defence is that he often plays polo with Gil McLaughlin and these connections should get him off like the French au pair .
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Toby Green may be but Toby Greene isn't. He's just misunderstood.
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Toby Greene did nothing wrong.
Until now I didn't believe that the English language could accommodate that combination of words in a technically coherent phrase.
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Pigdogs track record should've seen him suspended last week...THIS TIME, throw the kitchen sink at him!
Total: 17 charges
Suspensions: Six matches
Fines: $26,350
2012: Made ineligible for the NAB AFL Rising Star after he was suspended for one match for an ugly bump on Brisbane veteran Jed Adcock.
2012: Fined $1200 for his role in a melee during Greater Western Sydney's clash with Melbourne.
2013: Cops a $1950 fine for making reckless contact with an umpire in a game against Gold Coast.
2014: Was fortunate to walk away with a one-match suspension for striking Adelaide midfielder Richard Douglas, with the offence classified as a level-three sanction.
2014: Fined another $1200 for engaging in a melee, this time against the Western Bulldogs.
2015: Hit with a $1500 fine for spitting in the direction of Richmond midfielder Anthony Miles.
2015: Another year, another $1500 fine for engaging in a melee, this time against Fremantle.
2016: Fined $1000 for misconduct, having pushed Port Adelaide youngster Brendon Ah Chee into a fence.
2017: Hit with a $1000 misconduct fine in the pre-season, having given Sam Wright a slap to the face late in the game.
2017: Fined $1000 for striking Port Adelaide midfielder Dan Houston, with the charge graded as low impact to the head.
2017: Hit with a two-match striking suspension after clipping Western Bulldogs midfielder Caleb Daniel with an extremely late spoil attempt.
2017: Forced to serve another two-match suspension after striking Richmond defender Alex Rance to the jaw with a jumper-punch.
2017: Controversially offered a $1500 misconduct fine for his 'Jackie Chan' kick to the face of Western Bulldogs forward Luke Dahlhaus.
2018: Fined $2500 for misconduct, having appeared to drop his knee into Sydney midfielder Isaac Heeney during their elimination final.
2018: Fined another $2500 for misconduct the very next week during a semi-final against Collingwood, where he was involved in a back-and-forth with midfielder Taylor Adams.
2019: Slapped with a $2000 fine for striking, having handed Melbourne midfielder Clayton Oliver a tummy tap in an off-the-ball incident.
2019: Handed a $7500 fine for serious misconduct, having appeared to make contact with the face and hair of Western Bulldogs star Marcus Bontempelli during a lengthy scuffle.
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And as for Porkins, he'll get off purely because he's a Victorian just like Cochkcin did 2 years ago to play in the Granny.
...THIS TIME, throw the kitchen sink at him!Total: 17 charges
Suspensions: Six matches
Fines: $26,350
2012: Made ineligible for the NAB AFL Rising Star after he was suspended for one match for an ugly bump on Brisbane veteran Jed Adcock.
2012: Fined $1200 for his role in a melee during Greater Western Sydney's clash with Melbourne.
2013: Cops a $1950 fine for making reckless contact with an umpire in a game against Gold Coast.
2014: Was fortunate to walk away with a one-match suspension for striking Adelaide midfielder Richard Douglas, with the offence classified as a level-three sanction.
2014: Fined another $1200 for engaging in a melee, this time against the Western Bulldogs.
2015: Hit with a $1500 fine for spitting in the direction of Richmond midfielder Anthony Miles.
2015: Another year, another $1500 fine for engaging in a melee, this time against Fremantle.
2016: Fined $1000 for misconduct, having pushed Port Adelaide youngster Brendon Ah Chee into a fence.
2017: Hit with a $1000 misconduct fine in the pre-season, having given Sam Wright a slap to the face late in the game.
2017: Fined $1000 for striking Port Adelaide midfielder Dan Houston, with the charge graded as low impact to the head.
2017: Hit with a two-match striking suspension after clipping Western Bulldogs midfielder Caleb Daniel with an extremely late spoil attempt.
2017: Forced to serve another two-match suspension after striking Richmond defender Alex Rance to the jaw with a jumper-punch.
2017: Controversially offered a $1500 misconduct fine for his 'Jackie Chan' kick to the face of Western Bulldogs forward Luke Dahlhaus.
2018: Fined $2500 for misconduct, having appeared to drop his knee into Sydney midfielder Isaac Heeney during their elimination final.
2018: Fined another $2500 for misconduct the very next week during a semi-final against Collingwood, where he was involved in a back-and-forth with midfielder Taylor Adams.
2019: Slapped with a $2000 fine for striking, having handed Melbourne midfielder Clayton Oliver a tummy tap in an off-the-ball incident.
2019: Handed a $7500 fine for serious misconduct, having appeared to make contact with the face and hair of Western Bulldogs star Marcus Bontempelli during a lengthy scuffle.
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And as for Porkins, he'll get off purely because he's a Victorian just like Cochkcin did 2 years ago to play in the Granny.
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There are 2 defence alternatives for Tomahawk...
1> The Barry Hall defence...
where the ball was deemed to be in play by direct correlation of being on the same planet at the same time - the AFL has prior history here
2> The Chewbacca defence
Which no valid prosecution case can defeat
1> The Barry Hall defence...
where the ball was deemed to be in play by direct correlation of being on the same planet at the same time - the AFL has prior history here
2> The Chewbacca defence
Which no valid prosecution case can defeat
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I think you've hit it...Johnnie Cochran was the best of the best and could get anyone off anything. They should be engaging with any of Cochran's proteges
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No one was badly hurt, everyone's up and about and wanting to see the best players playing finals. Why ruin this on a technicality (in Hawkins case) or social media hysteria (Toby's case)? #FreeToby #FreeTomahawk
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Barry Hall and Adam Goodes agree with this
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Social media outrage should be encouraged
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Haha, I missed this one. Nothing wrong with handing someone a slap in the face from time to time. Ye olde captain blood manoeuvre.
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"NEVER...WEAR...LONG...SLEEVES...AGAIN!"
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Captain Blood was told not to enlist in the army because they wanted him to entertain the crowds for morale. This hit was acceptable back then and merely entertainment for the people, Jack was just doing his job and it worked as we won WW2. Jack hated Collingwood so much that he wouldn't watch black and white TV ,and that's totally fair enough.
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Got to love the bitch slap.
So insulting i would rather be punched
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I’d rather watch someone getting slapped
Scarlett should have bitchslapped the freo dog.
Would have made it so much better
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Exactly.
That’s why that little red headed Handbagger campaigner should forever be grateful for the GOAT Lethal Leigh took time out of his day, to give him a smack.
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Did not see what Toby Greene got up to but that Hawkins one was pretty gutless.